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[Jo]

Me: I came back from my sister's party and since it kept tangling with my dress sleeve I put it in a plastic bag where I had put my sweqter. I forgot it, put the sweater to wash and dumped the freaking bag. >,<

[Vanessa]

Me: O^O >.< Can you maybe get it out?

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: :( *hug*

[Jo]

Me: Oh, I got it out. It just wasn't pleasant. e3e
Thanks, Ivi.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: >_< sucks.

[Vanessa]

Me: I know that feel. *huggle* I had to go dumpster diving when my brother accidentally threw away my mom's obscure Spanish bath soap.

[Jo]

Me: o.O Now how did that happen.

[Vanessa]

Me: My brother doesn't like tidying up so he just tosses things out in bulk. XD

[Jo]

Me: Sounds familiar. xD

[Vanessa]

Me: xD it's so much easier.

[Jo]

Me: I JUST DECIDED. CECIL'S POEM NEEDS MSUIC.
THE NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR REPELLO MUGGLETUM.

[Vanessa]

Me: Actually, I wrote it as a song originally. :3 It has a melody.

[Jo]

Me: IT DOES. All we need are the notes.

[Vanessa]

Me: I'm too lazy to transpose it. xD

[Jo]

Me: WHAT HOW IF IT HAS TO DO WITH CECIL-
Marcelina: Not so fast, man-cub.

[Vanessa]

Me: IT'S HARD WORK. xD

[Jo]

Me: HE IS NOT TO BE DENIED.
Marcelina: Oh how the gods smile upon me.

[Vanessa]

Me: ALSO, DID I MENTION I WAS LAZY?
xD

[Jo]

Marcelina: It was to be deduced.
Me: Shhh.
I just realized her Patronus should be something more...poisonous.

[Vanessa]

Me: Rosaline's is the most contradictory thing. I didn't even notice until I re-wrote her.
Rosaline: A mongoose.
Me: xD A mongoose.

[Jo]

Me: A snake-eater. Rather appropriate.
Marcelina's, a peacock, does fit except that she does come as more evil than that.
Maybe...box jellyfish? xD
Marcelina: Oh God no.

[Vanessa]

Me: YES. xD

[Jo]

Me: Or Brazilian wandering spider. The most poisonous in the New World.
Also, "Its venomous bite causes not only intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism – uncomfortable erections lasting for many hours that lead to impotence." XDDD
Marcelina: Oh god really stop.

[Vanessa]

Me: Oh god what the hell.

[Jo]

Me: I find that so weird. And rather funny.
What about puffer fish? I mean, look!



Marcelina: I hate you.

[Vanessa]

Bruce: Hey, it's like they're twins. :D
Me: Shhhh. xD

[Jo]

Mauricia: Can I just say you're awesome, Bruce?
Me: xDDD HE IS.
Or maybe a cobra. Mongooses eat cobras.
Mongeese? XD

[Vanessa]

Bruce: Yeah, sweetheart, call me whatever you like.
Me: I think a spider fits her quite nicely. Like, not because of what the poison does (xD), but the idea of that diligence and care and brilliance of crafting a web. Something about that makes me think Marcelina.

[Jo]

Mauricia: But you may not call me sweetheart. Please.
Me: SPIDER PSYCHO.
Marcelina: O.O Jo?
Me: (view spoiler)[I JUST REEMEMBERED THAT AWESOME LINE FROM TREASURE PLANET (hide spoiler)] Yeah. Definitely.
I'll go look for the best spider.

[Vanessa]

Rosaline: Rejected.
Me: XD Poor Bruce.

[Jo]

Mauricia: No offense.
Me: Owch
There's the brown recluse spider. The venom is necrotic, meaning the bite goes gangrenous and expands. Also called--wait for it---the violin spider.
Marcelina: Hmm. Not bad.

[Vanessa]

Me: ^^ I like it.

[Jo]

This is it.



Marcelina: WHAT.

[Vanessa]

Me: OH GOD KILL IT would be my reaction if it was here, but it looks fine.

[Jo]

Marcelina: I agree.
Me: It would look funny as a silver, floating protector. XDD
And heads-up. It's about the size of a silver dollar.

[Vanessa]

Me: xD

Gotta go, bbl~

[Vanessa]

Me: GUYS

SNOW.

OMG. :D

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: :D that's great

[Vanessa]

Me: ^^ I love snow. Snow and me, we're best friends. I could smell it in the morning. Sweet, sweet snow.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: I just want it to rain. It's supposed to otomirrow, but it's California.

[Vanessa]

Me: If I could, I'd get a lasso and wrangle up all of our storm clouds and take them there and beat the rain out of them.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD aw. Hopefully it'll rain. ;n;

[Vanessa]

Me: xD Yeah. Hopefully.

[Vanessa]

Me: Haaai~

[Jo]

Me: I DO NOT WANT RAIN OR SNOW.
I NEED HEAT.

[Vanessa]

Me: MURRAH.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: GO TO CALIFORNIA. IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS HOT OR JUST RIGHT. JUST KIDDING. THE COST OF LIVING IS WAAAAY TOO HIGH. Like, why are beach homes so expensive? If there was an earthquake, they'd be gone so fast.

So we took this career test thing to tell us what we might be interested as a career, and dear god. So many medical options. Also teachers.

[Vanessa]

Me: xD I took one of those. My top career was so stupid. Like, who wants to hear that they're going to write instruction manuals for household appliances for a living?

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: Exactly.

It was mostly postsecondary teachers, but still.

[Vanessa]

Me: I got a zero on the social portion. XD But they were asking sh/t questions like, "Would you want to work with disabled people? The elderly? The disabled elderly?" And I'm like, "WHY ISN'T JUST ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO WANT TO WORK WITH AVERAGE PEOPLE. ;n;"