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[Vanessa]

Rosaline: Because the inclusion of a gif makes it serious.
Me: Serious as a heart attack.
GOD CECIL STOP IT. My ovaries can only explode so many times.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Cecil: Completely serious wink alongside it, love.
Me: SO GOOD.

[Vanessa]

Me: I kind of need this to happen.
Rosaline: Oh ho ho, no. I'm not letting your desires get in the way of my dignity.
Me: It's funny because you think you have a say in this. :D

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: Oh god yes.
Cecil: <3

[Vanessa]

Me: Characters, always thinking it's a democracy.

Can it happen now, please? xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD Yes. It can happen at Hogsmeade. Esther could go to the restroom and then get sidetracked by someone.

[Vanessa]

Rosaline: Esther! You can't let this happen. D:
Me: Are you going to risk her bladder exploding?
Rosaline: -_- It's like Hitler's Germany.
Me: XD Accurate.

OK. Me or you first?

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Esther: No! Of course n--
Me: TO HOGSMEADE.

I can post first. Where, though?

[Vanessa]

Rosaline: I might as well be a Jew. A gay Jew, in a wheelchair.
Me: xD Rosaline, you're rich.

Just outside Honeydukes?

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me; All right. ^^
XD oh Rosaline.

[Vanessa]

Me: Sometimes I don't understand how I can have witty characters and then IRL be so awkward. xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: Same. Just horrible with people.

[Vanessa]

Me: It's so weird.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: In just better with fictional people. XD

[Vanessa]

Me: Same. xD You can log off if they annoy you, or delete them.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD exactly.

[Vanessa]

Me: With real people, you don't have that security net. It's a f/cking scary acrobatic show.

LIFE, is a circus. xD I'm sorry.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD it's late. It's fine

[Vanessa]

Me: I didn't notice how late it was. xD

That reminds me of when my brother and I were talking about stupid things we say when complete strangers rope us into their personal lives. Example: This girl in my band class and I were chatting, and suddenly she's telling me about how her boyfriend and her were having problems. And then her boyfriend calls, and then the girl is asking me for advice, and I'm saying vague sh/t like, "If the trees are green, y'know. What can you do?"

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: just be like, "You know what they say." and then don't say anything and act like you're doing something else.

[Vanessa]

Me: Marching band is over, so I don't have to see her anymore. xD But still, it was hilarious. I also said brilliant piece of advice, "When the wind blows, y'know, it just...just pushes you."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD perfect.

[Vanessa]

Me: xD I should be a philosopher.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: the best.

What am I doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2E...

[Vanessa]

Me: *click* I haven't even started the video and I'm laughing my ass off.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD the ending is the best bit

[Vanessa]

Me: What. Oh my god. Dying.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: IKR? XD

[Vanessa]

Me: I didn't expect that in the slightest.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: Same. I sort of just stared at it for a bit and then laughed uncertainly

[Vanessa]

Me: I want to send this to everyone I know. Which is just my brother. XD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD aw

[Vanessa]

Me: xD

Cecil is just. I can't. I really can't.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Cecil: <3
Me: xD

http://theconsultingfreak.tumblr.com/... omg I love tumblr

[Vanessa]

Me: XD Tumblr.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: HISS HISS MOTHERF/CKER

[Vanessa]

Me: XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrzSmQ... what.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD what

[Vanessa]

Me: I never realised how funny the news could be.

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD still watch Phil more.

[Vanessa]

Me: Right? xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: Much better

[Vanessa]

Me: I wish he'd done more Dr. Alex's. xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD oh yes. It should have been a thing

[Vanessa]

Me: xD "A F/CKING MEDICAL DOCTOR."

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: what video is that?

[Vanessa]

Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNKjGV... I've been watching it for the past five minutes. xD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: xD *click*

[Vanessa]

Me: It starts at 1:25, btw. XD

[Iviana (The Sign Painter)]

Me: oh God. I love them.