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Kyle
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Jan 05, 2012 06:36AM
81) break the candy machines so people trip on candy
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82) go into the archery section get a bow and shoot the walls
83) get silly string find a spiderman costume and spray everybody as spiderman
84) set a table and a chair in a aisle and when people try to walk, stop them ask if they have an appointment
85) set all the alarm clocks to go off one after another
87) Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture (totally crazy, I know)
89) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
90. Pretend to be a manikin91. Put on a red apron and pretend you work there
92. set up a free sample table with food from the shelves
93. sit in a corner and cry hysterically. when someone asks you what's wrong, scream, "I AM DEATH!!!"
93. sit in a corner and cry hysterically. when someone asks you what's wrong, scream, "I AM DEATH!!!"
94. Turn out the lights and lock the doors95. Announce over the intercom system that a poisonous gas was released into the air and now everyone is quarantined until further notice
96. Turn all the radios on high volume97. When they announce things over the speakers start yelling, oh the voices are back, the voices! Can you hear them too??
98. Use soap to make it look like you're foamimg at the mouth and stumble aroumd like you have a mental problem
(i have to admit that i have done at least 15 of these. no lie.)99. do to the staff room where they have the thing that does the speaker announcements and start singing nursery rhymes.
100. go to the tool aisle and take a drill and a hammer. start walking around saying "mechanic!! anyone need a mechanic??!!". Whoever looks freaked, you go up to them a follow them for a good 5 minutes before you move on to the next person.
101. Bring a gym bag full of sleepover stuff. stay until closing time and act like you actually plan on staying there during the night.
102. Stand at the security gates and yell "NONE SHALL PASS" to anyone trying to get in or out.
Or...YOU SHALL NOT PASS, wear grey robes and a poimty hat, a fake beard, and carry a wooden staff.
Madeleine wrote: "Or...YOU SHALL NOT PASS, wear grey robes and a poimty hat, a fake beard, and carry a wooden staff."haha, that works too :)
Sorry, big LotR fan.dont mimd me... :D
103. Spill water everywhere and splash around.
Madeleine wrote: "Sorry, big LotR fan.dont mimd me... :D"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
me also
104.Wear a red shirt and khakis pants and direct people to a part of the store that doesn't exist.
106. Dress up like clifford the big red dog and randomly follow people around
107. Stop. Drop. And roll for no reason in the middle of the store.
108. Put really strong magnets up to the TVs and computers (all the electronics) that will ruin them.109. Bring a bunch of little kids and release them in the candy section.
110. See a Justin Beiber t-shirt and start crying and wailing "WHY DID HE BREAK UP WITH ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?" Snot running down your nose is extra brownie points.
