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1,000 Ways to get kicked out of Target
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Oct 11, 2011 07:48PM
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42. Hold a wedding in there, without their consent
Yu'll finally be able to say, and NOT BE LYING, "I got married in Target, yes i know you are jealous, so don't try to deny it"
(haha nice)
43. use deodorant off the shelf
43. use deodorant off the shelf
44. Break all of the kitchen plates when the employees are watching you.
(FUN! lol)
45. poor various liquids on the floor and watchs people fall
45. poor various liquids on the floor and watchs people fall
46. get a hose and a tarp and some detergent and make a big slide down the middle of the store.
Holly wrote: "(haha nice)43. use deodorant off the shelf"
i lurve that!!! ewwww!!!!!
Holly wrote: "27. Open the gum packs and starts chewing it with your moth open(super obnoxious)"
another good one!
grab a pillow and blanket and go to sleep on the floor in the middle of a wide aisle.
haha thanks
48. pour stolen drinks on the electronics
48. pour stolen drinks on the electronics
49. Hold a barbecue in the middle, handing out off food... not killing anyone, but just making them extremely sick...
50) slipping food poision in the bags of food
51.) Take pics from cameras in the Electronics dept
Send in a toddler wiht a box of crayons. hahahahaha
53) walk in wearing just a swimsuit
54. Go over to the movie section, grab a movie (a bad one), go to the dvd player section, grab a player, then go over to the Tv section, put it all togeher and Get it playing (:
Or do that with a CD PLAYER (: !
Or do that with a CD PLAYER (: !
55) Open one of the games and start playing it
56) Steal tennis balls and rackets and start playing and spiking at random people, especially employees.
haah fun!!!!
57) starts kicking soccer balls everywhere and making people trip on them or hit them.
57) starts kicking soccer balls everywhere and making people trip on them or hit them.
58)Start a riot with whipped cream.
YAY!!!
59) play dodgeball with grapes!! :D
59) play dodgeball with grapes!! :D
Hehe!!60) Climb the shelves and walk on top. Cannon ball into the ball crate.
AWESOME!!!
61) unhook the door to the ball crate and let them roll down the aisles. :P
61) unhook the door to the ball crate and let them roll down the aisles. :P
=DDDDDDDD62)Start a dance party!
63) Get into a shouting match with yourself!!
lol
64) go through all of the refrigirator cases and pour out every drink.
CLEAN UP ON ASILE 2 :D
64) go through all of the refrigirator cases and pour out every drink.
CLEAN UP ON ASILE 2 :D
65) Find the announcer things and start singing terribly.
lol that'd be me :D
66) take your shoes off and throw them at workers.
66) take your shoes off and throw them at workers.
67) Perfect your crazy laugh and scare people! Mwahahaha
69) Activate the fire alarm or smoke or start a small fire.
70) smoke and blow in people's faces.
71)Call 911 and say it's raining beach balls and there is a huge fire!!
73. Bring your dog and make him eat all the food that Target has.
74) throw cats at ppl. (RANDOM)
75) Hide in clothes rack and jump out at people.
76)If there's a food court, order a large Diet of everything(including water, french fries, etc.)
77. knock every item off of the shelves while screaming "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!"
Sophia wrote: "77. knock every item off of the shelves while screaming "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!""ahahahahahh!
78. Yell : 'Hey, I hate Target, Walmart's better!!!'
79) Get all the little kids together and give them caffeine.
Coletta wrote: "79) Get all the little kids together and give them caffeine."=D
80) Run through the aisles, screaming "I have a stink bomb and I'm NOT afraid to use it"
