!The Young Adult Book Club! discussion
1,000 Games
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1,000 Ways to get kicked out of Target
2. Open a jar of can food then eat it.
5. talk about how Walmarts serve is better.
(nice one)
6.Start eating the food off the shelves
6.Start eating the food off the shelves
(thanks, i like yours too))
7. start shooting arrows at the logo
7. start shooting arrows at the logo
8. cutting off the barbie's hair
9. Trip all of the staff members that go past
(HAHAHA. Imma do that.... :P)
10. Ride the carts down the aisles (FUN!not that id know.....)
10. Ride the carts down the aisles (FUN!not that id know.....)
11. Go in when you are pissed and break everything
12. Swing a few punches at the staff
12. Swing a few punches at the staff
13. sit on the check out thing
14. Walk around the whole store but when your near the staff or the front entrance make it look like your holding something/concealing it... look very suspicious
15. Take something off the shelf, put it in your jacket and flip off the camera
((LOL...that would be hilarious))
16. have a drink and keep tripping and putting it all over all of the staff, keep refilling it, like every 10mins so you have enough to spill on everyone, but yourself
16. have a drink and keep tripping and putting it all over all of the staff, keep refilling it, like every 10mins so you have enough to spill on everyone, but yourself
((do you not like the staff??))
((if you directly attack them, then its like a sure fire way to get kicked out XP))
17. Run in like a crazy person speaking jibberish and attacking everybody, especially the staff. Then go and get some peanut butter sit down on the ground and eat it
start taking things out of someone else's wagon and putting them into yours.
stick your camera into every employee's face that you can and take their pic. then run away to the next one screaming and laughing insanely, saying, i got your picture, haha, i got your picture!; snap in the next face, repeat screaming and laughing. continue until they kick your butt out the door.
20. rip markers out of the package and draw on the floor
Holly wrote: "20. rip markers out of the package and draw on the floor"hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.o i havent done that.... lol just kdding i havent i have done #10 :D
21. Dance as you spill water everywhere.
Lori wrote: "Holly wrote: "20. rip markers out of the package and draw on the floor"
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
lol...nice
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
lol...nice
lol 22. Yell random things and get in peoples face
23. Go to the local pet shop and buy a whole heap of cats and then go and infest your local Target, i wonder how many people are allergic to cats?!
haha 24. Realease your pet snake
25. Come in with a big duffel bag filled with stink bombs and set them around the store in a big circle, you sit in the middle with a gas mask on, laughing histerically and set them all off...
hahaha 25. bring in a water gun and get random ppl wet
26. Dump ketchup in the clothing section
27. Open the gum packs and starts chewing it with your moth open
(super obnoxious)
(super obnoxious)
28. Get a bike from the bike section and ride around screaming "I'm a zombie, you wont escape my wrath"
30. Arrive dressed as Albus Dumbledore and scream "Avada Kedavra" at people
32. carry a plant around saying "I have a bush and im not afraid to use it"
34. Break something and then point at someone and say "They did it" Continue all around the store doing the same thing
36. Rip open CD's and games and start listening and playing them ;-)
37. start takin pictures with a camer off of the shelf
Holly wrote: "37. start takin pictures with a camer off of the shelf"Nice one :-)
38. Start inflating the all the beach balls and start spiking them at people you don't know ;-)
39. Run around screaming fire and spray neon things with the extinguisher.
LOL...nice
40. Break open glow stick and put the stuff everywhere and get out a hazmat suit and a biohazardous materials sign and say evacuation procedures please.
40. Break open glow stick and put the stuff everywhere and get out a hazmat suit and a biohazardous materials sign and say evacuation procedures please.
41. Make random kids get into a fight, then steal popcorn and start munching loudly
1.Camp out in the books section