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message 5751: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments Included in the
rental: bug spray, a breakfast
incontinental.


message 5752: by [deleted user] (new)

buzzed with excitement,
he lifted the cover, gasped
and turned into wasp.


message 5753: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments Buzzed honey drinker
gliding past the hive to land
on poison ivy.


message 5754: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments The cleaning lady
sprayed wasp man with “Zing!” He cried,
“Death, where is thy sting?”


message 5755: by C. J., Cool yet firm like ice (last edited Mar 28, 2014 11:08AM) (new)

C. J. Scurria (goodreadscomcj_scurria) | 4486 comments Wasps riding beetles
fly off with rage- bugged, angry
cars like their cages.


message 5756: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments “A date?” How she smirked!
When hogs fly, and dirt daubers
drive blue Volkswagens.


message 5757: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments To make the hogs fly,
he took a Sharpie and drew
swine on his balloons.
"I'll pick you up at seven?"
he said with a grin.


message 5758: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments Pink pigs on balloons
caught in spider webs: Charlotte's
last birthday party.


message 5759: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments Poor Wilbur's balloons
could not get him high enough
to escape the ham.


message 5760: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments Ignorance is bliss
when childhood friends are served as
breakfast under eggs.


message 5761: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments Eat your childhood friend?
When you must choose between
cannibalism
and starvation, what to do?
Add a little salt.


message 5762: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments Some salt in the wounds
made by a desperate hand
seasons the screaming.


message 5763: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments Survived pepper spray
and mustard gas in the war:
Seasoned veteran.


message 5764: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments (Dark AND punny. Nice!)


message 5765: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments With thankful handshakes,
many a shout, at war’s end
he was mustard out.


message 5766: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments A blood stain is much
easier to remove than
a rogue mustard splash.


message 5767: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments Colonel Mustard said
That it was not a bloodstain.
"It is just ketchup."


message 5768: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments Banana ketchup,
mostly unheard of, leaves
an odd aftertaste.


message 5769: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments A nostalgic one,
The ketchup of my childhood,
Made from bananas.


message 5770: by M (new)

M | 11617 comments Of childhood’s ketchup,
manhood’s mustard, comes old age,
engraved in custard.


message 5771: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments What she was left with
Left her behind the eight ball
Wanting to catch up.


message 5772: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments Sitting on a curb
contemplating the eight ball.
A way to catch up?


message 5773: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments The weighty eight ball
Was what she was sitting on
Contemplatively.


message 5774: by Ryan (new)

Ryan | 5334 comments (Guy! Hello stranger!)


message 5775: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments [Hello Ryan! Yes, I have been in deed and mind a stranger in a strange land! Lol. I am in waiting room, so have some 'forced' free time.]


message 5776: by Ryan (new)

Ryan | 5334 comments 'Goofball' she called me,
before life left us snookered;
our pockets empty.


message 5777: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments And as if on cue
The mirror balls turned on
And we danced to live.


message 5778: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments He never could dance.
whether twist, shuffle, or swing,
he tripped on his feet.


message 5779: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments She was tripping on
Neon mushrooms and she danced
In a fairy ring.


message 5780: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments Alice's Wonderland,
dreamt after some bad mushrooms.
Should have had the tea.


message 5781: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments The author, Carrol,
Hated algebra letters:
Odd, your life on math.


message 5782: by Angie (new)

Angie Pangan | 4795 comments Lol!


message 5783: by [deleted user] (new)

he put two and two
together and came up with
a girl in blue dress


message 5784: by [deleted user] (new)

Imprudent deck hands
somersault with sophistry
Alice strives toward home


message 5785: by [deleted user] (new)

Alice wandered far
to the equivalent class
where hearts and spades spar


message 5786: by [deleted user] (new)

A reed or a hole
Where an olio of dreams
give reflection life

A reed or a hole
where an olio of dreams
Refit existence


message 5787: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments Oh me oh my oh
My haiku is abysmal
Stewing in verbals.


message 5788: by [deleted user] (new)

That strange word "verbal"
not in my dictionary
Webster's new college


message 5789: by [deleted user] (new)

But I did use it
in a sentence once or twice
I do not know why


message 5790: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments The incomplete verb
Is a word that almost is
But lacks a true act.

Before there were books
All any word had to be
Was clearly spoken.


message 5791: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 05, 2014 07:10AM) (new)

The wind is a train
Rides past oak, elm, ash -
to my nose. Ah choo~

or carries oak, elm, juniper
to my nose. Ah choo ~


message 5792: by [deleted user] (new)

the wind is a veil -
overweening daffodils
lift, kissing the air.


message 5793: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments The young child's mother
Felt overwrought by her child
Now over weaning.


message 5794: by [deleted user] (new)

Mother was Opal
fiery yet delicate
A stabilizer


message 5795: by Guy (new)

Guy (egajd) | 11249 comments She was her eye's pearl
Opalescent and nacred
A beautiful stone.


message 5796: by [deleted user] (new)

Judicious with pearls
The mother milched like an owl
and the child suckled.


message 5797: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments The mother missed pearls
And being able to drink
Wine; this baby sucked.


message 5798: by [deleted user] (new)

pneumatology
cursive winds, grass cloth, water -
we are all children


message 5799: by Rachel (new)

Rachel Strayer | 338 comments We are all children
grasping at straws and yearning
for graduation.

We colored in the
lines, then crayons melted down:
Reality check.

Reoccurring dreams:
Naked in front of the class
still, in the boardroom.


message 5800: by J. T. (new)

J. T. | 540 comments I was never free
Each action judged and controlled
Afraid to break out

I wake in terror
Of course the monsters are real
Sleep will not return


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