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[Ryan]

Haha, perfect!

[M]

When mesmerized by
perky pips, it’s always best
to shoot from the hips.

[Ryan]

Haha, I can't stop laughing :)

[Ryan]

Although he shot first,
she gave her thanks, his Musket
Fish was shooting blanks.

[Mandy]

Make sure you can hit
where you aim, cause shooting blanks
will not nail the dame.

[Ryan]

His aim was true, but
he shot no one. Kind of hard
with a leadless gun.

[Mandy]

His water pistol,
no one was ever hurt with
just a little squirt.

[M]

(I’ve been a bad influence! They all rhyme.)


He pled, “Don’t turn up
your pretty nose. This water
pistol’s a fire hose.”

[Ryan]

"Big fish in small pond?
Maybe where you are from! Here,
you are a small fry."

[Mandy]

Small fry, a milkshake,
cheeseburger too, drive thru love.
I had that for you.

[[deleted user]]

but you showed me your
true colors--your love was like
an instant photo.

[Mandy]

My black room romance,
photography that captures
developing souls.

[Ryan]

Her sepia kiss
tastes of copper and midnight;
of quicksilver dreams.

[Caitlan]

((Hehe Ryan that sounds like something I would write.))

[Ryan]

(I did think it had a certain Kat flavour to it ;) )

[J. T.]

Before I found love
I was alone and empty
A discarded shell

Nothing to live for
I knew only suffering
Feeling dead inside

[Ryan]

Like our short romance,
your photographs cascaded
to grayscale fragments.

[[deleted user]]

Torn into pieces,
the proof of my smile was thrown
in a garbage bin.

[Ryan]

Excellent, Leslie!

[[deleted user]]

Thank you, Ryan :)

[M]

Do you know how hard
it is to laugh when you’re a
torn-up photograph?

[[deleted user]]

I will end up in
stitches, an ugly patchwork
of me saying 'cheese'

(I have no idea what I'm trying to write hehe, sorry)

[M]

(That was perfect!)


Thus reduced to rips
and creases, I tried to smile
but went to pieces.

[Ryan]

So very good :)

[Mandy]

Needing a quick fix,
a syringe of botox was
pumped into my face.

Now what comes next from
words like botox and syringe,
in M's funny place.

[Ryan]

Despite so much pain,
needles and rips, she maintained
her stiff upper lip.

[M]

“How can I help but
cringe,” she gasped, chop fallen, “when
faced with a syringe?”

[Mandy]

good job both of you

[M]

Thank you, Mandy! I had to look up Botox.

[Ryan]

Sure you did, M ;)

[Ryan]

Four and twenty weeks
later, crows returned to feast
with defacing feet.

[M]

Her pockets full of
wry, 3.14 blackbirds
she baked in a pi.

[[deleted user]]

These are all so cool :)

[M]

Thank you!

[Mandy]

She gave her super
special dessert to some guy,
despite how it hurt.

[Ryan]

Very clever, M!
Nice one, Mandy.

[Mandy]

Thank you

[M]

Stripping off her shorts
and halter, Wanda tried out
as a pole vaulter.

[Mandy]

She tried with all her
might, but with such a short pole
she couldn't reach great height.

[Ryan]

Hahaha, touché!

[M]

She skewered him with
her glared reproach but didn’t
dare to sass the coach.

[Mandy]

In the next event
she gave herself a head start,
but it didn't matter.

He was much faster,
done before she could make the
very first hurdle.

[M]

She took a puff and
heaved a long sigh, her lot to
be left high and dry.

[Ryan]

Her dashing sprinter,
soon replaced - a marathon
man who knows her pace.

[Lillianmoore *Natlia Romanova and Bucky Barnes*]

They say a man is
Handsome, brave, tall, strong, and dark
Yet I love a geek

[M]

In high school just a
pimply geek, he aged well, and
had a winning streak.

[Ryan]

Lonely boy, quiet
book lover. Gentle teacher
sees past the cover.

[M]

(Very nice, Ryan!)


He studied old bones
and wore a fedora, like
Indiana Jones.

[Ryan]

His bedroom shrine in
his folks' loft. Forty years young,
worships Lara Croft.

[Ryan]

(Thanks, M)