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ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
Next weekend, Ashby, you come over with the movie. :D We'll watch it again. :D:D:D
YES. I WILL BRING THE MOVIE. And your mom can watch it too!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
I CAN'T WAIT.....IIT'S KILLING ME......HOW CAN I SURVIVE????????????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENS?????????????????????????????????????????????????? WHAT DOES HE DO?????????? CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
I CAN'T WAIT.....IIT'S KILLING ME......HOW CAN I SURVIVE????????????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENS?????????????????????????????????????????????????? WHAT DOES HE DO?????????? CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
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Okay, so I think that um..... uh.... Sherlock decides to.... um......
ALRIGHT!!! WE will theorize what happens next!!! :D
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What about instead of talking about season 2, we talk about season one! We can talk about all the awesome people! Like John! Or Sherlock! Or Mycroft! Or Lestrade! Or Mrs. Hudson! Or Sarah! Or we can make fun of Anderson!
AAH. BRILLIANT IDEA.
*ahem*
there are SOOOO many good parts in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAY to many to mention.
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there are SOOOO many good parts in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAY to many to mention.
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What if the Moriarty we saw isn't the real Moriarty? Couldn't he be just another one of his dummies? I don't think He would just show himself out in the open like that!
I don't know.......I mean, it could easily be one of his dummies, but I'm actually hoping it was REALLY Moriarty. It wouldn't make it as interesting if it wasn't the real Jim.
xD I love that scene with Moriarty! He is soooooo weird!!!!!
xD lol
xD I love that scene with Moriarty! He is soooooo weird!!!!!
xD lol
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Plus, Moriarty is just as intrigued by Sherlock as Sherlock is by him, so he probably DID want to meet him face-to-face. He just wanted to have John to make sure Sherlock didn't do anything like... shot him. ^^
Yes, by putting Sherlock's friend's life in danger would ensure Moriarty's safety. :D Well...mostly.
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"Seriously, this guy, a junkie? Have you met him?"
"John..."
"I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything you could call recreational."
"John, you might want to shut up now..."
"Seriously, this guy, a junkie? Have you met him?"
"John..."
"I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything you could call recreational."
"John, you might want to shut up now..."
"But, Sherlock, come on!"
"John..."
"No..."
"What?"
"You!"
"Shut up!"
"John..."
"I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything you could call recreational."
"John, you might want to shut up now..."
"But, Sherlock, come on!"
"John..."
"No..."
"What?"
"You!"
"Shut up!"
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"Four people are dead. There's no time to talk to the police."
"Then why are you talking to me?"
"Mrs. Hudson took my skull."
"So I'm basically filling in for the skull."
"Relax, you're doing fine."
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"Lestrade. I pick-pocket him when he's annoying."
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"Put those back!!"
"They were in the microwave..."
"It's an experiment!"
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"Could you get me some tea?"
*opens fridge, quickly shuts it* "Aaaaaaah, ffff..." *opens again and stares* "There's a head in the fridge..."
"Just tea for me, thanks."
"There's a head! A bloody head!"
"Well, where else was I supposed to put it?!"
"Shut up everybody, shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe, I'm trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off."
"What, my face is?"
"Everyboody, quiet. Anderson, turn your back."
"Oh, for God's sake..."
"Your back! Now, please!"
"What, my face is?"
"Everyboody, quiet. Anderson, turn your back."
"Oh, for God's sake..."
"Your back! Now, please!"
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*[In the back of a taxi]*
Sherlock Holmes: Okay, you've got questions.
John Watson: Yeah. Where are we going?
Sherlock Holmes: Crime scene. Next?
John Watson: Who are you? What do you do?
Sherlock Holmes: What do you think?
John Watson: I'd say private detective...
Sherlock Holmes: But...
John Watson: But the police don't go to private detectives.
Sherlock Holmes: I'm a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job.
John Watson: What does that mean?
Sherlock Holmes: It means whenever the police are out of their depth — which is always — they consult me.
John Watson: *[scoffs.]* The police don't consult amateurs.
*[Sherlock looks at him askance, then gives a sly smile.]*
Sherlock Holmes: When I met you for the first time yesterday, I said "Afghanistan or Iraq?" You looked surprised.
John Watson: Yes. How did you know?
Sherlock Holmes: I didn't know, I saw. Your haircut, the way you hold yourself, says military. The conversation as you entered the room — said trained at Bart's, so army doctor. Obvious. Your face is tanned, but no tan above the wrists — you've been abroad but not sunbathing. The limp's really bad when you walk, but you don't ask for a chair when you stand, like you've forgotten about it, so it's at least partly psychosomatic. That suggests the original circumstances of the injury were probably traumatic — wounded in action, then. Wounded in action, suntan — Afghanistan or Iraq.
John Watson: You said I had a therapist.
Sherlock Holmes: You've got a psychosomatic limp. Of course you've got a therapist. Then there's your brother. Your phone — it's expensive, email enabled, MP3 player. But you're looking for a flat-share, you wouldn't waste money on this. It's a gift, then. Scratches — not one, many over time. It's been in the same pocket as keys and coins. The man sitting next to me wouldn't treat his one luxury item like this, so it's had a previous owner. The next bit's easy, you know it already. *[indicates back of the phone, which has been engraved "Harry Watson — from Clara xxx".]*
John Watson: The engraving?
Sherlock Holmes: Harry Watson — clearly a family member who's given you his old phone. Not your father — this is a young man's gadget. Could be a cousin, but you're a war hero who can't find a place to live. Unlikely you've got an extended family, certainly not one you're close to, so brother it is. Now, Clara — who's Clara? Three kisses says romantic attachment. Expensive phone says wife, not girlfriend. Must've given it to him recently — this model's only six months old. Marriage in trouble, then — six months on, and already he's giving it away? If she'd left him, he would've kept it. People do, sentiment. But no, he wanted rid of it — he left her. He gave the phone to you, that says he wants you to stay in touch. *[beat.]* You're looking for cheap accommodation and you're not going to your brother for help? That says you've got problems with him. Maybe you liked his wife, maybe you don't like his drinking.
John Watson: How can you possibly know about the drinking?
Sherlock Holmes: Shot in the dark. Good one, though. Power connection — tiny little scuff marks around the edge. Every night he goes to plug it in and charge but his hands are shaky. You never see those marks on a sober man's phone, never see a drunk's without them. There you go, you see? You were right.
John Watson: I was right? Right about what?
Sherlock Holmes: The police don't consult amateurs.
*[Long beat.]*
John Watson: *[slowly.]* That was amazing.
Sherlock Holmes: *[deadpan.]* You think so?
John Watson: Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite... extraordinary.
Sherlock Holmes: That’s not what people normally say.
John Watson: What do people normally say?
Sherlock Holmes: "*BEEP* off!"
*[while later]*
Sherlock Holmes: Did I get anything wrong?
John Watson Harry and I don't get along, never have. Clara and Harry split up three months ago and are getting a divorce. And, Harry is a drinker.
Sherlock Holmes: Spot on, I didn't expect to get everything right.
John Watson Harry is short for Harriet.
Sherlock Holmes: *[falters in his steps]* Harry's your sister!
John Watson: What are we doing?
Sherlock Holmes: There's always something!
Sherlock Holmes: Okay, you've got questions.
John Watson: Yeah. Where are we going?
Sherlock Holmes: Crime scene. Next?
John Watson: Who are you? What do you do?
Sherlock Holmes: What do you think?
John Watson: I'd say private detective...
Sherlock Holmes: But...
John Watson: But the police don't go to private detectives.
Sherlock Holmes: I'm a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the job.
John Watson: What does that mean?
Sherlock Holmes: It means whenever the police are out of their depth — which is always — they consult me.
John Watson: *[scoffs.]* The police don't consult amateurs.
*[Sherlock looks at him askance, then gives a sly smile.]*
Sherlock Holmes: When I met you for the first time yesterday, I said "Afghanistan or Iraq?" You looked surprised.
John Watson: Yes. How did you know?
Sherlock Holmes: I didn't know, I saw. Your haircut, the way you hold yourself, says military. The conversation as you entered the room — said trained at Bart's, so army doctor. Obvious. Your face is tanned, but no tan above the wrists — you've been abroad but not sunbathing. The limp's really bad when you walk, but you don't ask for a chair when you stand, like you've forgotten about it, so it's at least partly psychosomatic. That suggests the original circumstances of the injury were probably traumatic — wounded in action, then. Wounded in action, suntan — Afghanistan or Iraq.
John Watson: You said I had a therapist.
Sherlock Holmes: You've got a psychosomatic limp. Of course you've got a therapist. Then there's your brother. Your phone — it's expensive, email enabled, MP3 player. But you're looking for a flat-share, you wouldn't waste money on this. It's a gift, then. Scratches — not one, many over time. It's been in the same pocket as keys and coins. The man sitting next to me wouldn't treat his one luxury item like this, so it's had a previous owner. The next bit's easy, you know it already. *[indicates back of the phone, which has been engraved "Harry Watson — from Clara xxx".]*
John Watson: The engraving?
Sherlock Holmes: Harry Watson — clearly a family member who's given you his old phone. Not your father — this is a young man's gadget. Could be a cousin, but you're a war hero who can't find a place to live. Unlikely you've got an extended family, certainly not one you're close to, so brother it is. Now, Clara — who's Clara? Three kisses says romantic attachment. Expensive phone says wife, not girlfriend. Must've given it to him recently — this model's only six months old. Marriage in trouble, then — six months on, and already he's giving it away? If she'd left him, he would've kept it. People do, sentiment. But no, he wanted rid of it — he left her. He gave the phone to you, that says he wants you to stay in touch. *[beat.]* You're looking for cheap accommodation and you're not going to your brother for help? That says you've got problems with him. Maybe you liked his wife, maybe you don't like his drinking.
John Watson: How can you possibly know about the drinking?
Sherlock Holmes: Shot in the dark. Good one, though. Power connection — tiny little scuff marks around the edge. Every night he goes to plug it in and charge but his hands are shaky. You never see those marks on a sober man's phone, never see a drunk's without them. There you go, you see? You were right.
John Watson: I was right? Right about what?
Sherlock Holmes: The police don't consult amateurs.
*[Long beat.]*
John Watson: *[slowly.]* That was amazing.
Sherlock Holmes: *[deadpan.]* You think so?
John Watson: Of course it was. It was extraordinary. It was quite... extraordinary.
Sherlock Holmes: That’s not what people normally say.
John Watson: What do people normally say?
Sherlock Holmes: "*BEEP* off!"
*[while later]*
Sherlock Holmes: Did I get anything wrong?
John Watson Harry and I don't get along, never have. Clara and Harry split up three months ago and are getting a divorce. And, Harry is a drinker.
Sherlock Holmes: Spot on, I didn't expect to get everything right.
John Watson Harry is short for Harriet.
Sherlock Holmes: *[falters in his steps]* Harry's your sister!
John Watson: What are we doing?
Sherlock Holmes: There's always something!
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Sherlock Holmes: You took your time.
John Watson: Yeah, I didn't get the shopping.
Sherlock Holmes: What? Why not?
John Watson: Because I had a row... in the shop... with a chip and pin machine.
Sherlock Holmes: You had a row with a machine?
John Watson: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse at it.
[John walks in as Sherlock is shooting at a smiley face on the wall]
John Watson: What the h*** are you doing?!
Sherlock Holmes: Bored...
John Watson: What?
Sherlock Holmes: BORED! [continues to shoot wall] BORED! BORED! [stops, hands the gun to Watson] Don't know what's got into the criminal classes. Good job I'm not one of them.
John Watson: So you take it out on the wall?
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, the wall had it coming.
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! "Oh, the wall had it coming." LOL
Sherlock Holmes: Did he offer you money to spy on me...?
John Watson: Yes.
Sherlock Holmes: Did you take it?
John Watson: ...No.
Sherlock Holmes: Pity, we could've split the fee. Think it through next time.
Inspector Lestrade: Maybe it was in the case when you brought it back. And it fell out somewhere.
Sherlock Holmes: What? And I didn't notice it? Me?
Sherlock Holmes: Why have I got this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me.
Inspector Lestrade: It's for shock.
Sherlock Holmes: I'm not in shock!
Inspector Lestrade: Yeah, but some of the guys wanted to take photographs.
Sherlock Holmes: *[rolls his eyes]* No sign of the shooter?
Inspector Lestrade: Cleared off before we got here. But a guy like that would have had enemies, I suppose. One of them might have been following him, but we've got nothing to go on.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Inspector Lestrade: Ok, give me?
Sherlock Holmes: The bullet they just dug out of the wall is from a handgun. A kill shot like that over that distance from that sort of weapon, you're looking for a crack shot but not just a marksman, his hands musn't have shaken at all so clearly he's acclimatised to violence. He didn't fire until I was in immediate danger so obviously has a strong moral principle. You're looking for someone probably with a history of military service and nerves of steel... *[sees John]* Actually, you know what? Ignore me.
Inspector Lestrade: ...Sorry?
Sherlock Holmes: Ignore all of that. It's just the, uh, shock talking.
Inspector Lestrade: Wait, where are you going?
Sherlock Holmes: I just need to, uh, talk about the rent—
Inspector Lestrade: But I still have questions!
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, what now? I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket.
Inspector Lestrade: Sherlock!
Sherlock Holmes: And I just caught you a serial killer...more or less.
Inspector Lestrade: *[raises eyebrows]* Okay, we'll put you in tomorrow...off you go.
*[Sherlock leaves and walks over to John]*
John Watson: Seargent Donovan's just been explaining everything. Two pills... *[shakes head]* Dreadful, dreadful isn't it?
Sherlock Holmes: Good shot.
John Watson: Yes, must have been...through that window.
Sherlock Holmes: Well you'd know.
John Watson: Yes, I suppose I would...
Sherlock Holmes: Are you alright?
John Watson: Yes, of course I'm alright.
Sherlock Holmes: Well, you have just killed a man.
John Watson: Yes... that's true... but he wasn't a very nice man.
Sherlock Holmes: No... no, he wasn't really, was he?
John Watson: No, frankly, a bloody awful cabbie.
Sherlock Holmes: That's true, he was a bad cabbie. You should've seen the route he took us to get here.
John Watson: Sherlock stop! We can't giggle! It's a crime scene! Sorry...it's just...erm...nerves, I think.
Sherlock Holmes: Sorry.
John Watson: You weren't going to take that d*** pill, were you?
Sherlock Holmes: Of course not. I was biding my time, knew you'd show up.
John Watson: No you didn't! That's how you get your kicks, isn't it? By risking your life to prove you're clever.
Sherlock Holmes: Why would I do that?
John Watson: Because you're an idiot.
Sherlock Holmes: *[smiles]* Dinner?
John Watson: Starving.
Sherlock Holmes: There's a good Chinese at the end of Baker Street. I can always tell a good Chinese by the bottom third of the doorhandle.
*[Mycroft arrives]*
John Watson: Er, Sherlock? That's the man I was telling you about.
Sherlock Holmes: I know exactly who that is.
Mycroft Holmes: Sooo, another case cracked! How very public spirited, although that's never why you do it.
*[a conversation with Mycroft which I am too lazy to type up]*
*[a while later]*
John Watson: So, dim sum?
Sherlock Holmes: Hmm! I can always predict the fortune cookies.
John Watson: No you can't!
Sherlock Holmes: Almost can. But you did get shot though.
John Watson: Sorry?
Sherlock Holmes: In Afghanastan. There was an actual wound.
John Watson: Oh yeah, shoulder.
Sherlock Holmes: Shoulder! I thought so!
John Watson: No you didn't!
Sherlock Holmes: The left one.
John Watson: That was a lucky guess!
Sherlock Holmes: I never guess.
John Watson: Yes you do...What are you so happy about?
Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty.
John Watson: What's "Moriarty"?
Sherlock Holmes: No idea.
*WALK AWAY LOOKING COMPLETELY AWESOME* *DIES*
Sherlock Holmes: Shut up.
Inspector Lestrade: I didn't say anyth —
Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It's annoying.
Sherlock Holmes: Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
John Watson: You don’t have a girlfriend, then?
Sherlock Holmes: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
John Watson: Oh right then. [pause] Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way —
Sherlock Holmes: I know it’s fine.
John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
John Watson: No —
Sherlock Holmes: — really not looking for anyone —
John Watson: No. I’m not asking — no. I was just saying. It’s all fine.
Sherlock Holmes: Good...Thank you.
Sherlock Holmes: Her coat is slightly damp; she's been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp too; she's turned it up against the wind. She's got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket, but it's dry and unused: no just wind, strong wind, too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance, but not more than two or three hours because her coat still hasn't dried. So, where has there been heavy rain and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? Cardiff.
Dr John Watson: That's fantastic!
Sherlock Holmes: Do you know you do that out loud?
Dr John Watson: Sorry. I'll stop.
Sherlock Holmes: No, it's... fine.
Anderson: We found the case! According to someone, "the murderer has the case". And we found it in the hands of our favorite psychopath!
Sherlock Holmes: *[with contempt]* I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.
siiiigh, I could quote Sherlock all day!!!
Sherlock Holmes: Did he offer you money to spy on me...?
John Watson: Yes.
Sherlock Holmes: Did you take it?
John Watson: ...No.
Sherlock Holmes: Pity, we could've split the fee. Think it through next time.
Inspector Lestrade: Maybe it was in the case when you brought it back. And it fell out somewhere.
Sherlock Holmes: What? And I didn't notice it? Me?
Sherlock Holmes: Why have I got this blanket? They keep putting this blanket on me.
Inspector Lestrade: It's for shock.
Sherlock Holmes: I'm not in shock!
Inspector Lestrade: Yeah, but some of the guys wanted to take photographs.
Sherlock Holmes: *[rolls his eyes]* No sign of the shooter?
Inspector Lestrade: Cleared off before we got here. But a guy like that would have had enemies, I suppose. One of them might have been following him, but we've got nothing to go on.
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Inspector Lestrade: Ok, give me?
Sherlock Holmes: The bullet they just dug out of the wall is from a handgun. A kill shot like that over that distance from that sort of weapon, you're looking for a crack shot but not just a marksman, his hands musn't have shaken at all so clearly he's acclimatised to violence. He didn't fire until I was in immediate danger so obviously has a strong moral principle. You're looking for someone probably with a history of military service and nerves of steel... *[sees John]* Actually, you know what? Ignore me.
Inspector Lestrade: ...Sorry?
Sherlock Holmes: Ignore all of that. It's just the, uh, shock talking.
Inspector Lestrade: Wait, where are you going?
Sherlock Holmes: I just need to, uh, talk about the rent—
Inspector Lestrade: But I still have questions!
Sherlock Holmes: Oh, what now? I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket.
Inspector Lestrade: Sherlock!
Sherlock Holmes: And I just caught you a serial killer...more or less.
Inspector Lestrade: *[raises eyebrows]* Okay, we'll put you in tomorrow...off you go.
*[Sherlock leaves and walks over to John]*
John Watson: Seargent Donovan's just been explaining everything. Two pills... *[shakes head]* Dreadful, dreadful isn't it?
Sherlock Holmes: Good shot.
John Watson: Yes, must have been...through that window.
Sherlock Holmes: Well you'd know.
John Watson: Yes, I suppose I would...
Sherlock Holmes: Are you alright?
John Watson: Yes, of course I'm alright.
Sherlock Holmes: Well, you have just killed a man.
John Watson: Yes... that's true... but he wasn't a very nice man.
Sherlock Holmes: No... no, he wasn't really, was he?
John Watson: No, frankly, a bloody awful cabbie.
Sherlock Holmes: That's true, he was a bad cabbie. You should've seen the route he took us to get here.
John Watson: Sherlock stop! We can't giggle! It's a crime scene! Sorry...it's just...erm...nerves, I think.
Sherlock Holmes: Sorry.
John Watson: You weren't going to take that d*** pill, were you?
Sherlock Holmes: Of course not. I was biding my time, knew you'd show up.
John Watson: No you didn't! That's how you get your kicks, isn't it? By risking your life to prove you're clever.
Sherlock Holmes: Why would I do that?
John Watson: Because you're an idiot.
Sherlock Holmes: *[smiles]* Dinner?
John Watson: Starving.
Sherlock Holmes: There's a good Chinese at the end of Baker Street. I can always tell a good Chinese by the bottom third of the doorhandle.
*[Mycroft arrives]*
John Watson: Er, Sherlock? That's the man I was telling you about.
Sherlock Holmes: I know exactly who that is.
Mycroft Holmes: Sooo, another case cracked! How very public spirited, although that's never why you do it.
*[a conversation with Mycroft which I am too lazy to type up]*
*[a while later]*
John Watson: So, dim sum?
Sherlock Holmes: Hmm! I can always predict the fortune cookies.
John Watson: No you can't!
Sherlock Holmes: Almost can. But you did get shot though.
John Watson: Sorry?
Sherlock Holmes: In Afghanastan. There was an actual wound.
John Watson: Oh yeah, shoulder.
Sherlock Holmes: Shoulder! I thought so!
John Watson: No you didn't!
Sherlock Holmes: The left one.
John Watson: That was a lucky guess!
Sherlock Holmes: I never guess.
John Watson: Yes you do...What are you so happy about?
Sherlock Holmes: Moriarty.
John Watson: What's "Moriarty"?
Sherlock Holmes: No idea.
*WALK AWAY LOOKING COMPLETELY AWESOME* *DIES*
Sherlock Holmes: Shut up.
Inspector Lestrade: I didn't say anyth —
Sherlock Holmes: You were thinking. It's annoying.
Sherlock Holmes: Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
John Watson: You don’t have a girlfriend, then?
Sherlock Holmes: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
John Watson: Oh right then. [pause] Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way —
Sherlock Holmes: I know it’s fine.
John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
John Watson: No —
Sherlock Holmes: — really not looking for anyone —
John Watson: No. I’m not asking — no. I was just saying. It’s all fine.
Sherlock Holmes: Good...Thank you.
Sherlock Holmes: Her coat is slightly damp; she's been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp too; she's turned it up against the wind. She's got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket, but it's dry and unused: no just wind, strong wind, too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance, but not more than two or three hours because her coat still hasn't dried. So, where has there been heavy rain and strong wind within the radius of that travel time? Cardiff.
Dr John Watson: That's fantastic!
Sherlock Holmes: Do you know you do that out loud?
Dr John Watson: Sorry. I'll stop.
Sherlock Holmes: No, it's... fine.
Anderson: We found the case! According to someone, "the murderer has the case". And we found it in the hands of our favorite psychopath!
Sherlock Holmes: *[with contempt]* I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Sherlock Holmes: Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street.
siiiigh, I could quote Sherlock all day!!!
Sherlock Holmes: Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.
Hi! What channel do you watch it on?
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Maybe when you come out here to Colorado, we'll let you borrow a copy and watch it! :D
Speaking of which, when are you coming out. We need to figure out how we can meet you, cuz it would be ridiculously lame if you came here and we didn't meet you. I mean, who knows when we'll get another chance? :P
If Kirsten gets her liscense, we can try to find some way for her to drive us out there....
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κίρστεν (Kirsten), I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket!
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κίρστεν (Kirsten), I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket!
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Edit: You'll like this. xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JRKDF...
Kirsten wrote: "We don't. We got it from the library, Emily. :D
Maybe when you come out here to Colorado, we'll let you borrow a copy and watch it! :D
Speaking of which, when are you coming out. We need to fig..."
October 20-23 Its gonna be Fort Collins. :D:D
Maybe when you come out here to Colorado, we'll let you borrow a copy and watch it! :D
Speaking of which, when are you coming out. We need to fig..."
October 20-23 Its gonna be Fort Collins. :D:D
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κίρστεν (Kirsten), I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket!
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D'you think you could come down to Longmont or Mead to meet us? It's about a half hour drive, and you basically just go down Highway 287. I take the bus to Longmont every Tuesday afternoon. :D
Yeah ummm Probably longmont. I don't know where anything is though.
Okay, so there IS a possibility I could see you--if I go with Kirsten. :) My parents would just be weirded out if I asked them to drive me down to Fort Collins to see some friends I met on goodreads and who they have NO idea they are!!!!!
xD lol....
KIRSTEN!!!! I LOVE THAT SCENE!!!!! xD *DIES*
xD lol....
KIRSTEN!!!! I LOVE THAT SCENE!!!!! xD *DIES*
Lol. Well, I'm not gonna be there on a tuesday, so yeah. D: Hi!
EMILY! YOU ARE A GOODREADS LIBRARIAN NOW TOO!!!!
HOW. DID. YOU. DO. IT. AND. WHY. DIDN'T. YOU. TELL. ME?
HOW. DID. YOU. DO. IT. AND. WHY. DIDN'T. YOU. TELL. ME?
oh wait. **sobsob** I don't have TV....I would have to wait until the library. D':
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!! I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!