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Allison
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Dec 23, 2008 03:45PM
the pinaple (how ever you spell it) was posined and she almost died!
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And she learned to pin a needle to a cork as a compass, by pining a needle in a jar of water she learned where she was
she thought she lived there so she kept saying "there's no place like home there's no place like home" but...
and because she dropped out of second grade she didnt know what a river was and was screaming "I CAN'T SWIM!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!
fell in love with 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000crickets covered in chicken brains
(that's a lot of chicken brains!!!!!!!!! and crickets!!!!!) but soon all but one died and she was sooooooooooooooooooooooo sad that she went in a corner and cried and cried for days without end. She almost died if it weren't for the last cricket and when she saw him she was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy she smiled for the rest of the 22,938 days that the cricket lived.
but once when she ate a pie she didn't like it so she hated pie (so sad) and was left without love in food untill....
she ate toe fungus wich isnt even a food but fell inlove with it! and i dont even know if i spelled it right!
So then he took a shower and came back to her and she wanted to merry him but he didnt want to because she was mean to him so then she died but then....
but the castle wasent there castle it was the evil whitch that ate cantolps with musterd and chicken bloods castle
she died before she could get to the old crying grandmas! and the beatles didn't know what to do so they let the Grandma's free
but then suddenly there were these evil kangeroo's jumping up and down shouting at the top of there lungs "YOU WILL DIE TODAY!! ALL OF YOU!!" every one was so afraid but then this guy came and said..
He wore a water bottle on each foot for downhill racing, forgot what he was going to say so a group of pigeons carried him up to heaven. When he got to there he dramatized how the bottles each felt on each foot. Then he heard a clamp of thunder and saw his car on earth.


