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[McKell, The Queen Bee]

I never said he wasn't.

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

So...
*carlisle does that nose thing..*

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

-then Carlisle dies.-
The end. :D

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

NO!! Carlisle does not die!!!!
*Hugs Carlisle*

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

xD Rofl. I just did it for your reaction.

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

*Kisses Carlisle to make sure he was ok*
You're alive!!!

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

-stares.-

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

What!!???

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

-blinks.-
He's happily married, Leslie.

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

No!! hes mine now!!
*Carlsile stares..* "Um...She's right about me liking her."

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

Yeah.. there's something really messed about that. o.e
-walks away.- I'm telling Esme.

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

*Carlisle grabs me and puts me into his car.*

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

-struts into the house and immediately tells Esme everything that's going on, and yes, that it's the truth, and she can go out there and find Carlisle to see for herself.-

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

*Carlisle starts car and drives away*

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

*hides in the back.*
Carlisle I blame you.
"So.. I'll just turn around and we'll be safe"
*turns car around and drives off.*
Thank you Carlisle

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

-yet, as they turn around, they come face to face with Esme.-

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Really?
*Carlisle freaks out and grabs me and runs into the forest.*
How fast can you go?
"Very. so hold on tight."

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

-esme's faster, though.- o.o

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Carlisle could you go a bit faster?
*he keeps running*
"Can't, this is how fast I can go."

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

-dun, dun, dun.-
Esme calls out from not far behind, "Carlisle!"

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

"Uh oh."
You had to say you liked me.. Didn't you?
"Hey you're the one who had to be human."
*Climbs tree*

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

"Carlisle, wait!"

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

*Carlisle kept climbing*
Uhh..dude, I think she needs you to hear her out.

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

"CARLISLE!"
It was a snarl.
o.o

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Uh Carlisle I think you should really go and talk to her.

*Carlisle looked down and saw Esme.*
"She'll hurt you, though."

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

Esme folded her arms across her chest from down below, staring up at them with a very motherly look in her eyes -- the one that any mother would wear and no one, no one, could shy away from it.

Ohh, you in trouble now. :3

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Carlisle put me on a branch.
"Stay here, I'll be right back."
He climbed down to Esme.

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

"What is this?" she demanded, nodding towards the human as she tapped her foot.
From a distance, McKell watched, smirking.

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

I look around from the branch.

"Well..I uhh...like her and I eally don't need this right now. Remember the three rules."

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

"Excuse me?!" she hissed. "You've fallen for some human, and you're telling me that you don't need this right now? What are you, some teenage human boy going on a date with his first crush? And what are these three rules?"

See, this is what happens when you screw up and fall for a human. You can't go unrewarded. ;3

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Ha! what now Edward!!

Carlisle froze.."Uhh, well no revealing ourselves, no provoking the voltori and no provking you coven leader."

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

xD Rofl. That's too funny.

"How about the coven leader's WIFE, Carlisle? Doesn't she have a say in anything? Huh? Huh?! Or am I just a scrap a meat that you can listen to when you feel like it?"

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

"Well can't a guy like someone?"

I have an awesome view from here.

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

"Yeah. A guy can. But you're not just a guy, Carlisle. You're married -- to me!"

Hey, can I join you? I'll share my popcorn. -nomnom.-

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Sure there's room.

"Well maybe I want something new. We all need some time away from each other." He seemed very calm

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

"So is that how you handle it? 'Oh, I like her. I think I'll keep her for a hundred years, then trash her for some human I happen to see around then.'" she imitated his voice by distorting her own to a much lower and demeaning pitch. "Nice philosophy, Carlisle. Real mature."

Sweet. -manages her way up the tree, then hands Leslie some popcorn as she tosses some of her own into her mouth.-

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Thanks. *Grabs popcorn.*

Carlisle stared at her. "Listen to yourself..I'm a man and like all men we have a taste in women. We are all hunters. Vampire or not!" he started to glare. "I saved your life. and this is how you repay me?!"

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100 ft. Llama-dun dun dun *starts to swim w/ them

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Carlisle growled.. "I'll change her into a vampire if I have to, but I still will want her!!!!"

Hey Rachel want some popcorn!!??

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

"Well those are just books. and I am more protective of her than you think!"

*Sends down a bucket of popcorn.*

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

"She knows the rules and will be changed. Go ahead and tell them."
He climbs up.
"Come on. we're going somewhere else."
He puts me on his back and he starts running.

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

o.e -Carlisle dies.. again.-
xD There. Problem solved.

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Will you quit killing him!! you don't see me killing the same person over and over again!!!!
Carlisle doesn't stop he keeps going.
Uhh where are we going?
"Somewhere, where you'll be safe and I can change you."

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

xD Sorry. I'm just enjoying this. Please, go on.

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the llama squishes Mickell

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Carlisle keeps running
Uhhh.. and where would that be?
"Alaska or something."
((okay remember in the movie where edward is climbing the tree with Bella on his back? Thats basicly what his doing only his running.))

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

O.o -is squished by a llama. the popcorn goes flying.-

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

D:< Of course you save the POPCORN first.

[Raven, THIS IS....a pen]

Wow Alaska.You know how cold that will be for me?
"Very so I want to change you when we get there."

[McKell, The Queen Bee]

I wanna live in Alaska someday. (: More or less because there are no restrictions against dogs -- I can have as many as I want, and nobody can do anything about it.