TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
As a born Grammar Nazi, I feel it's my duty to correct the lazy, restore the punctuation, and doctor those who feel the need to 'chtspk'. *shudder**raises Grammatical Swastika* FOR THE GRAMMAR GODS! AND FOR SANE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!
LMAO Well, more power to ya, hon! As such, good luck with said crusade, for you're going to need it! *Grins*Sadly, though, there are certain inalienable truths that abound in this world. There will always be the poor among us, there will always exist those times where there's never enough milk for your cereal, and there will always be the "cht-spkin'" people on the internet.
Although, thankfully, while I'm not quite at the "can't beat 'em, join 'em" level of acquiescence, I've definitely reached the conclusion that said texting speech will never be beaten.
*Pauses*
God I must be bored tonight! I'm babbling like a Gossip Girl character on crack! *Laughs* Boredom indeed suck-eth.
Indeed.Hey, Gossip Girl on Crack sounds like a good title for a fanfic. *cogs start working*
Rose wrote: "QUICK!!We mus alert all Mexicans with a computer (not much) and perhaps half of Tokyo or New York... But I am trying to think more diverse, you know."
Hey that's not fair!! I'M Mexican and I have a computer... and so do a lot more, Mexicans aren't stereotypical in the let's go lean on the cactus and drink tequila type... No offense, but please, no more stupid comments like this.
P.S. I'm not mad, it's just that my prideets the better of me. Well, at least you got one more Mexican to join :)
You also know that you hate Twilight when you correct SM in her "Renesmee has 24 chromosomes" theory and instead write "Renesmee has Down Syndrome because of the 24 chromosomes".
What I'm going to do and say to Twilight Fan People when I go see Eclipse:1. Wear a shirt that says Team Bella...trix
2. Scream "WHO THREW SPARKLES AT CEDRIC???"
3. Say "Our gay wizard could beat your sparkly vampire any day."
4. Albus Severus is still a better name than Renesmee Cullen.
5.SM has werewolves, huh? Then what the hell is Lupin, a puppy???
6.Hermione is intelligent.SM only pretends Bella is.
7. I'm just here to see if Cedric dies again.
I know, I love Harry Potter, mostly because the characters aren't Mary Sues and talk about GORGEOUS TOPAZ EYES FOR A WHOLE FRICKING BOOK!!!
"4. Albus Severus is still a better name than Renesmee Cullen. "yes, yes it is!
It really does.And vice versa. I like Severus Albus equally.
The word "twilight" pisses you off, weither it's used in a sentence of a book, magazine, etc. in conversations.
It does. "Do you like Twilight?"
"No. Shut up."
"Why don't you like Twilight?"
*cringe* "Cause it's turd."
"No, Twilight is wonderful."
"NO! TWILIGHT IS SHIT!"
"No need to get mad, Twi-hater!"
*walks away*
They feel the need to put Twilight in every sentence!
You know you hate Twilight when an entire area of your wall is plastered with Anti-Twilight photos and graphics :). (I treasure my Twilight Hate decorations as much as I do my Sherrilyn Kenyon fan-paraphernalia.)
you hate twilight when you want to make a forum ranting about the books.
Here's what I absolutely hate - the fact that you cannot escape this idiocy! I sign onto my myspace account? Boom! Video clip on the login page, "watch the latest Twilight clip." I'm on a book site or browsing the web? Boom! A billion and six banners plastered all over about the series. "Which character are you?" "Buy Twilight stuff!" "Buy the new movie!" ... You go out to Wal-Mart or any other store of such type? Boom! Twilight dolls, Twilight games, Twilight paraphernalia, Twilight clothing, Twilight posters. Even signing into my own email account I can't escape it! - Barnes and Nobles, Books-A-Million, and Borders all have attacked my email with said stupidity.
If I could build a time machine, I'd hop in it and transport myself to ANY era of ANY generation just so I don't have to cope with this great influx of dumb-ass-ness.
PS: You know you -really- hate Twilight when you walk into the local Sam Goody's and see the Twilight cardboard cutouts of the evil trio...whereupon you immediately "accidentally" kick it over.
Hey guys, anyone interested in joining my teamtyler's van forum? We're not only going to bash twilight, but also all the books that aren't so good, but get so popular.
Haha, no. But I do *LOVE* the name. :D
Same here!Team Tyler's Van: Working for the greater good.
That is, the good of human brain cells that have not yet been destroyed by Twilight.
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It was the very first Anti-Twilight fan! :D
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But imagine... Twilight would be nothing without Bella. Therefore, he's ANTI-TWILIGHT! :P
Why are we assuming his van is a guy?
so this movie is coming out: vampires suck.it mocks twilight the grammar-challenged *shudder* saga. i even read the whole dumb "saga," waiting for improvement in the already pretty lame first book, but no such luck. stupid n witless thru n thru. but all's good i've managed to wipe from my poor tortured memories, one whole book already=D 3 crappy books to go. twilight luvers worry me. there are so many books out there that are way more original *vampires? what's that?* n grammatically accurate.
it's utterly disappointing to hear pple sprout nonsense n rubbish such as "OMG twilight is the best book ever! edward is so *gag* hott!" makes me want to hurl n throw edward the creeper into his *cough forgive my choice of words* obsessed fans to rip apart. no more edward! Ahh i see a bright new day! oh yes n the wimpy epic fail of a heroine bella has to go. she brings shame to all of us females.
I think it is ironic that you brought up grammar so much, but spelled many things wrong. lol
I was going to say that, but went against it.Perhaps it's not so much spelling things wrong as just plain laziness.
Honestly; 'and' is only two more letters than 'n'!
I know, right? :PAnyway, that Vampires Suck movie looks HILARIOUS. I'm going to go see it. >:D
MYHAPPYMONSTER wrote: "I was going to say that, but went against it.Perhaps it's not so much spelling things wrong as just plain laziness.
Honestly; 'and' is only two more letters than 'n'!"
and i guess i should be one to talk since i use a minimum of grammar and spelling... :P
YES!"Jacob, why are you taking your shirt off?"
"My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time. *spray spray spray*"
My favorite part was probably when the werewolves started dancing.IT'S RAINING MEN *buttslap*
You Know You Hate Twilight Reason #2: You dream of Nosferatu & Lestat beating the ever loving shit out of sissy-ass "vampire" Ed-tard Cullen and his menagerie of idgit associates.
Kimathy wrote: "I think it is ironic that you brought up grammar so much, but spelled many things wrong. lol"r u talking to me? b/c i was jux trying to prove a point about twilight's grammar prob. besides my idiosyncratic way of writing dictates i spell words quick n i assumed other "pple" would understand. hmmm
(To no one in particular)*Laughs* I swear, I spot more arguments and verbal sparring sessions in this group than in any other GR group of which I'm a member. Random, but understandable, I suppose.
Goge wrote: "Kimathy wrote: "I think it is ironic that you brought up grammar so much, but spelled many things wrong. lol"r u talking to me? b/c i was jux trying to prove a point about twilight's grammar pr..."
yes, i was talking to you i think but as you can see i was joking.
Hence the "lol" at the end.Well, now that that's been resolved, we can move on, yes?
lol okies then. i hadn't known how i should take the "lol" at the end but okay misunderstanding cleared. anyways moving on...
i saw eclipse the other night;
i wanted to see predators but my little cousins couldn't watch it so eclipse it was. i'd heard so many bad things about how boring n how many pple fell asleep in the theater so i was prepared to be bored to tears but, aside from a boring beginning, i thought it was actually more tolerable than the first two movies. i'm not sure if it was worth it to go see it at a movie theater vs a rented vid but whatever:/
n also a bit too much kissing on my pov but hey what can i do. write a petition? j/p
did anyone bother to go see eclipse0.o
i saw the first movie. but i haven't wasted money on the others.
Umm...I think I'd rather have my eyes gouged out with rusty spoons than play Hell on Earth watching Eclipse :).
No offense intended, y'all - I'm just an avid hater to the extreme, LOL.
Well i only see them so i dont burn my eyes as much if i were reading the book * AAAAA IT BURNS!!* and so i can make fun of it even more , but dont worry it's not worth watching.
i would wear my Potter shirt and my wand so that i could kill Jacob every time he has no shirt on. *shirt off*
"AVADA KEDEVARA!!!"
yah, me too....but i don't care, i wouldn't be paying attention anyway :P
I'd just yell out the door "nooo! I'm to young to go to Azkaban!!"
well I pln to bye the movie and invite all my twitard friends over to watch it , then when something good is going to happen ill just randomly say something annoying like EDWARD WATCH OUT FOR THE BLABLABLAS , HURY GRAB ON TO MY TOUNGE* STICKS OUT TOUNGE* or sing the campfire song song really loud when they're talking . It seems fun
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That's just me, though. I don't intend any offense against others who do so by saying such :-).