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[[deleted user]]

XD that is SO funny! :P LOL

[Kimathy]

omg! im sooo trying it! :O

[Kimathy]

why are there strawberries on my...??

that's the best i got lol

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

XD Oh, well, for me, I got, "Why are there fat people", "Why are there strawberries on my brea**s they should be in the salad", and "What are you doing with your head you retard".

[Keara]

I don't think that's a bad word...

People say titties more than that.

[Kimathy]

heehaw, I'm so perverted! :P that makes my laugh

[Kimathy]

"why are there no fat stick men?"

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

Your Friendly Neighborhood Grammar Nazi wrote: "I don't think that's a bad word...

People say titties more than that."

I know, I just don't like typing that. :P

[Nightshade]

Heheh. But wait... why are there no fat stick men? Seriously.

[Kimathy]

because that would be an oxymoron! :P

[Nightshade]

Ah. Good point. :D

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

Yupp! XD Lolz.

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

Ahahahaha. XD

[Kimathy]

hehehe that's a good one

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

How about Good Twilight?

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

I can't believe in our group, no one put that. Lol

[Kimathy]

i thought about it but i was to lazy lol

[Stacy]

☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~GeT bOrN aGaiN~*~ wrote: "13. Throw popcorn at all the fan girls at the movie theater who scream everytime edward cullen comes on the screen.

14. Fight with your friends who love twilight even when its two against one."

Attention to Twilight haters, it is not people who love Twilight who look like idiots, it's you. You put all of your energy into this little hate site, which is quite pathetic actually, considering that Twilight lovers will ALWAYS be the majority! Sorry haters, you are ignorant, negative, and never going to win! :)

[ѕαмєєяα]

Lol, Twilight is the worst vampire book I have ever read. If you compare it to most, wow I think that Buffy the Vampire might be better. What vampire sparkles? I mean really?!

[Claere]

i don't like how dependent Bella is on edward. the only good thing about her in the story is that she is selfless, but stephenie meyor rather ruined that because Bella is always up to self sacrifices and blah blah blah. seriously i don't see how girls want to be like bella and drink animal (and human) blood. i mean vampires are cool (not in twilight) the idea's fasinating, but even so i wouldn't want ot be one.

[Nightshade]

I agree- I like vampires, but NOT some sparkly-A woodland fairy "vampire."

[Nightshade]

Stacy wrote: "Attention to Twilight haters, it is not people who love Twilight who look like idiots, it's you."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait. You were being sarcastic right?

No? You weren't?

Such a shame. You could really hit it big in the comedy business.

"You put all of your energy into this little hate site, which is quite pathetic actually, considering that Twilight lovers will ALWAYS be the majority!"

"All of [my:] energy," eh? Yeah? This isn't even my most active group, O Mighty Smart One (see that? THAT was sarcasm).

Also, when you mentioned that "fact" that Twi-lovers will "ALWAYS be the majority," in which area were you referring to? America, perhaps? Or possibly our entire Earth? If you were indeed referring to our Earth, you are very sadly misinformed.

There are people out there who worry about things OTHER than running into anti-Twilight groups, shrieking all sorts of crazy crap, you know. (You could use us as a prime example, actually.)

So the next time you feel the urge to scream about your lovely little woodland fairies, picture this: You can't read. You've never read Twilight. You've never read a word in your life. You can't even understand the big red STOP signs on street corners.

There are millions of people out there that are in that exact position. Instead of trying to "help" US, why don't you concentrate on helping THEM?

"Sorry haters, you are ignorant, negative, and never going to win! :)"

Ignorant, huh? Take a look at the above paragraph. I, being an American citizen, am automatically labeled as "ignorant" by the rest of the world, but I try to become more and more aware of my surroundings every day.

You also said that we're "negative." I see the glass as half-full. How about you?

"Never going to win"? Excuse me, but I wasn't aware that we were trying to "win" anything. You may be sadly deluded into thinking that this is some sort of battle between people who aren't madly in love with a fictional "vampire" and those who are. If so, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE REALITY. THERE IS NO BATTLE.

And why in the h-ll did you end that all with an absurdly cheerful smiley? It's out of place, unnecessary, and dissolves what very little credibility you had before. :)



See that? The smiley seemed idiotic. Hey, just like you!

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

Stacy wrote: "Attention to Twilight haters, it is not people who love Twilight who look like idiots, it's you. You put all of your energy into this little hate site, which is quite pathetic actually, considering that Twilight lovers will ALWAYS be the majority! Sorry haters, you are ignorant, negative, and never going to win! :)"

Wow, Stacy - You are a freaking retard. First of all? This isn't a 'site'. It's a 'group'. Look it up. Second of all, if you've looked at posts, it really isn't very ACTIVE.. It's basically, as Rose said, a group where people who share similar views congregate and gossip and have fun - just like you Twi-tards do, except our conversations are more intellectual.

And since WHEN were minorities bad? Are you being racist against Asians, African-Americans, Hispanics, and all the other races? (Sorry if I didn't mention you.) Is majority always right? Are you saying that SLAVERY was awesome, just because a lot of people liked it? Is that what you're getting at, Stacy?

You've ahb-viously never REALLY read OR analyzed Twilight at all - Is it classic? No. Does it have symbolism except for a stupid apple? (Not that apples are stupid, I love apples) No. Does it have literary skill whatsoever? NO.

And what was with the smiley face? Were you TRYING to look like a retard? Wait, you already did by posting that. Do you have nothing better to do than stare at Edward, scream about shining vampires, and assault innocent Twi-Haters?

YOU ARE A F**KING RETARD. :)

See how retarded that looks?

'Sides, I win all the time. ;) So you can't claim that.

GUESS WHO ELSE HATES TWILIGHT?
Stephen King
The Eclipse Director of Twilight (Yes, that's right) He wrote on Twitter that he wouldn’t watch Twilight drunk, on acid or at gunpoint.

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

SUCK ON THAT.

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

Well, they're getting money. And, for publicity, they can totally kill Stephenie Meyer in the tabloids. LOL.

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

It happened with RPatz and KStew.

[Claere]

Nightshade wrote: "I agree- I like vampires, but NOT some sparkly-A woodland fairy "vampire.""

they're supposed to be evillllllll!!!

[Claere]

meaning?

[Claere]

yes they aren't.

[Nightshade]

I wonder what our lives would be like if there had been no Twilight in the first place...

[Tessa]

i like twilght books not movies

[Nightshade]

In my opinion, they both suck. So... yeah.

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

HAHAHA lol. True, true. XD

[Nightshade]

OOOOH, you're right! I wouldn't know you guys... D:

[Claere]

Nightshade wrote: "I wonder what our lives would be like if there had been no Twilight in the first place..."

well, twilight hasn't had a bog inpact on korea so i guess the only thing that would have happened to me would be that i wouldn't have read it and wasted my time.

[Tessa]

well,the books are better than the movie... have you see the lighting thief? (nothing like the book)

[Nightshade]

Oh my goodness, the TLT movie was COMPLETELY BUTCHERED. The books are amazing, though. I STILL HAVE THOSE. ._.

[Elin]

i seriously hate it when somebody describes twilight as being the best, when a few years they will hate its high school musical all over agian! all the obssessers never liked twilight till the film came along, it went from what? to hot just because they like Robert pattinson and Taylor Lautner

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

I liked HSM, it's got a good lesson, the songs were amazing and the dance moves were fun. The choreography was just great!

I know the story of it is cliche, then again that's for tweens to love.

Although I'd no longer be a tween soon, I still love it.

The lyrics of their songs are beautiful.

I even listen to the different versions of some of the songs, most specifically 'You are the music in me'.

Eres la musica en mi

Voce e a musica em mim

Tu sei la musica in me

I've already memorised the Spanish version, and I'm close to memorising the Portuguese version. The Italian? I'm close to it too, but I want to study the Portuguese first.

After these three, I'd try another language... but definitely not Chinese or Japanese... or whatever... >.<

but yeah, they made an Asian version of Breaking Free. Not exactly sung in a different language but was remixed to sound Asian and the singers are pretty good.

One of them is a Filipina like Vanessa Hudgens; Nikki Gil (Hill).

I preferred Nikki's voice than Vanessa's high pitched whine.

Nessa tends to sound like she's crying when she reach high notes... >.< which I hate... although she has got a beautiful voice and a cute face.

here's the link.

Nikki is the girl with the darker pink sweater. The one with the better voice! hahahaha!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p1XdA...

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

and here's their behind the scenes, in case you don't know who is who...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjXf2h...

[Tessa]

lmao! HSM was GAY,HAHA...
How could you like that?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Tessa, people have their own opinions on things. It just so happens I like HSM. I'm not obsessed but I love their songs their dances, etc. To me, a musical is great!

[Kimathy]

mm the only musical i really like is The Lion King!! >_<

obsessed! :P

[Nightshade]

Tessa wrote: "lmao! HSM was GAY,HAHA...
How could you like that?"

LMAO! How could you be so insulting to others' opinions? It's like a rabid Twi-tard, HAHA...
How could you be like that?








Okay, that was kind of rude. Sorry about that. (Really tired = not so happy mood.) But seriously, everyone has their own opinions. Let's respect that, ja?

For example:

Avatar: The Last Airbender IS THE COOLEST SHOW EVER MADE. Screw LOST and Glee, I watch AVATAR!!

There we go.

[Claere]

i don't have a tv in my house.

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

**Le gasp**

[Claere]

ummmm... i don't watch tv. seriously, i'm so naive about that kind of stuff.... i barely know anything about politics either. i'm a vegetarian plus an enviormentalist. so i guess i'm kind of "organic". (just kidding. har har.)

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

**Environmentalist

[Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^]

I'm a vegetarian.. just not a strict one..

I eat beef... >_> And pork. And chicken...

">_> Er.

[Claere]

how can you almost have a heart attack on that?