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ok see ya

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Holly, how do you plan on becoming a Cultlen in the future?

[Mallory]

Well, she's going to marry Edward, of course. I mean, who doesn't want to marry some creepy-stalking-godlike-velvety creature?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

ROFL!

>.<

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Yeah i mean hes just the perfect boyfriend!

if overprotective homicidal is your type of course

[Mallory]

But that's a very small if.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Apparently not for the twihards... lol!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

yeah a very very small if. microscopic i might say.

lol

[Mallory]

*Gravely* Indeed...

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

lol


*very gravely* we mst continue research on how small this if REALLY is.

[Mallory]

Oh, yes, yes of course :) I figure the if is about as small as the Twi-hards heads :)

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Is that even possible? i mean the brain of a Twi-hard is 3 times smaller than an atom...how can we make that smaller?

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Simple...

if it is smaller than any known atom... it just simply does not exist. ^-^

[Mallory]

Oh, clever :)

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

Thank you!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

lol

[[deleted user]]

yes i am going to marry edward!!!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Whay would you marry someone like that? Do you enjoy being kidnapped by your spouses relatives?

maybe you find such circumstances...erotic?

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

I'm sorry. But unfourtunately he's already taken. By the other 4154634613463613462362356156145612346134634613461346134634613461461363574572458636367256 Twilight lovers who also want to marry him! Too bad for you Holly!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

LOL!!

I dont even want him if everyoe else does.

IM UNIQUE!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

Same here!!! Horray for us Chandani!!!! *gives Chandani a high five*

[Mallory]

*hugs everyone* I'm unique too :)

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

YAYAYAYAYA FOR ROSIE!!!! lol!!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

YAY!!!

[Mallory]

No, it did :)

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

WOW

[J.]

wow ya WOW !!!

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

wow Im gone for a day and I miss so much!!!

I must report grave news however....

my best friend has succumbed to the mind-melting power of twilight. I calmly told her that I reserved the right to ignore her lol and when she asked to borrow the second book of the series I politely informed her that I was using it for a very special bonfire.

I will in no way encourage this literary suicide!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

Horray for Gemma!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was her friend, I'd slap her so hard her GRANDMA would feel it! ;)

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Gemma you HAVE to help her. Try and spend every waking minute with her, offering her good books, taking her to the mall anything to keep her mind off Twilight. And if you go over to her house maybe one (or two) of the books might just ACCIDENTALLY fall into your book bag.
Tell her about TAC, inform her on how many brain cells she will lose!!


Good luck to you.

[Melissa]

Ok so I might be a biased reader but Im so used to reading novels with strong, determined, "If you dont like it you can go rot" mindsets that BElla made me want to slit my wrists. I mean come on. Really, Going into a comatose zombie state for months when a Edwards leaves is an insult to everything woman have been trying to achieve for the past 200 years.

And then dear old Edward. "I love him so much" "Hes perfect" Two words: Gag Me.

If i had a guy like Edward in my life i might just kick him out of my car while exceeding the speed limit on the autobahn. Just to make sure He was close enough towards death he couldn't find shelter from the sun. He is so rude to her. Not giving her any mind at all. Talking down to her as if she isnt smart enough (Which she isnt) to handle anything (also true). And then she just sits there with her hands in her lap saying "Yes Edwards. I love you Edward. Anything for you Edward." Its enough to make any self respecting woman want to strangle her.

Truth be told i only read the first two book but this sick twist of school girl freak show had me close to the mind set of a troglodyte.

The first half of Twilight I kept saying to myself "Ok its gonna get better. Its gonna get better." then is kinda redeemed itself in the last fifty pages. (Sadly enough to make me want to go get the second book) Finished that and didnt have time to go get the third one. At this point i just wanted to read it for the horrible story line and laughable devotions. So My husband surprised me with the next two. I have read about a dozen-so books since then and cant bring myself to bring it back up again. My husband is baffled at this and the only explanation I have to some one who hasnt read is, "Its depressing, makes me want to slit my wrists and you wouldnt want to deal with a pissed off pregnant lady now do you?"

Needless to say, he stopped asking. :)

So there is my two sense hopefully some here will relate to it. But my determination out weighs my hatred for this series. So I will eventually read the other two with the slim hope that one of them might die tragically. :)

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

LOL!

[Mama'sGurl115]

that thing up there....with the "bella ws supposed to die" cartoon....EEEEEWWWWW!!!
TOO GRAPHIC!! i have a tummy ache just watching it!!
it's true though....



so....what have i missed!?

[Luna]

Hi, I just joined, cuz Twilight is annpying the living crap out of me! Seriously! Everyone says that Edward Cullen is hot and they want to marry him(this was also BEFORE Twilight movie was announced) how would they know what the real Edward looks like, and seriously people, HE DOESN"T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't marry him!

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

I almost got in a legit fight with my friends about twilight.

My one friend who hasn't even read the audacity that is twilight was all for it. Thankfully, I had an army of angry boyfriends tired of being compared to a fictional character on my side.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

LOL! Yeah all mean on on the Twilight haters side.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

>.< WOOHOO!! GO BUTCHES!!! We really need to ask our guy friends to join us eh? So far I think we only have 3 guys here. Smkc, Daniel, and Jake.

[Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one]

OOoooPpps!! Gotta go! Better study at the last minute for my exam... accounting. urgh! Wish me luck... be back in 2 hours.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

KK BYEE!!!

[Chanel]

it's not good writing at all. it simply gives teenage girls a fantasy to which they cannot strain away from.
i have read the books out of sheer curiosity and i do say it is slightly addicting, however it is not well written and it doesn't have true meaning, and it is definitely NOT the best book ever written.

[Dani]

i tried reading the first book and i just couldn't get into it.. i went like half way through and found that the only interesting thing was that he saved her from dying.. big whoop! maybe if she died something good might of actually happened!! plus i hate twilight fans who ruin the entire story for those who haven't read it. that's part of a reason i hate this series 2 much.

Also i am a healthy supporter of the harry potter series. i have been since i first heard of the books, and i think many of those twilight fans are hypocrites. i once heard many people saying cedric diggory (apparently the guy who plays edward) wasn't all that hot and that he was nothing compared to the actors who played malfoy, the twins and ron. now all of a sudden the all say "omg! edward is so hot! he's the hottest guy on the planet! he looked great when he played cedric!" i'm like omg shut the freak up!! it ticks me off...

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Weve been good, you know hating twilight and being disgusted by the twi-hards, the usual

[Roxy]

lol, soooo true, oh, and dont 4get the whole "omg! like how hot is edward!! and omg absolutly the best book ever made!" that reeealy pisses me off! lol.

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

I really hate Balle cause shes annoying melodramatic and just downright MEAN.

She totally led Jacob on and the Edward comes back and shes asll like "Oh Edward yay! Now i can just completely ditch my best friend who saved my life like 100 times (cause im retarted) and never talk to him again!"

URGGHHHH

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

That sux

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Urghhh Twilight is Ruining friendships all across the country!

[Chandani , The TAC Prez one]

Lol. OMG THAT HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MOVIE COMES OUT TODAY!!!

[Kathy]

Im Number 3 that Gemma put down LOL
#14:Want to punch Twlight fans in the face cuz they think you can get into the book
#15:Rather crawl UNDER a rock if you hear how "HAWT" Edward/Jackob is
It's discusting :D

[Elyse]

Exactly Dani. Harry Potter brought something new to the table, and Twilight is just so......blah?!? And I know JUST what you mean about the Robert Patterson (or whatever the h*** his name is) being Cedric. I thought he was amazingly hot as that character. Although you cannot deny that he is hot as Edward, Edward himself is not appealing to me.

I just want to crawl up in a hole and read "The Tales of Beetle the Bard", and maybe ESCAPE from the Twilight fangirls.

[Bonifay]

4.ppl saying omg Edward is so hot makes you want to kill yourself