TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
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Nov 19, 2009 10:52AM
ha that cracked thing was funny, grace ^^
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Ana wrote: "to the tune of eye of the tigerread the book, saw it was bad
all the characters are psychos
i hate edward hes such a stalker
just a vampire and his will to eat deer
so many times it happens too ..."
*standing ovation*
have a kit-kat.
Okay, that's my new favorite song. ;D
If upon reading the back of the book you instantly say with disgust, "Well, the death of literature is upon us."
It is so annoying. ppl are getting obessessed for nothing. Since new moon is comign out it is being splashed all over the freakin magazines. It's disguisting! iT is everywhere!
my friend's new way to bug me- saying guess whos awesome? following me around saying that till class starts. Apparently the answer is taylor lautner. My answer- not you. Its so annoying! especially cuz shes the ind of person that doesnt care about that stuff so its like one of the strongest has been infected with zombie juice. Every day i see her melting a little from her obsession.I know ur reading this, lo.
Kristin wrote: "I agree. some of my friends start screaming when they see the posters. it is so annoying!:O"I've seen people do that, too. It's really, REALLY scary. I mean, I used to be a Twilighter, but I wasn't THAT extreme. O.O
Im sorry but that taylor guy is just plain nasty and don't get me started on Edward. You that guy doesnt even have a 6 pack they had to draw one for me....lmao!
Hey, have you guys seen the part in New Moon when Deadward has his shirt open? You know, when they're in Italy. (Of course you've seen it, everyone has :P) I saw it and just started laughing hysterically......because a six-pack is NOT appealing at ALL if you have, like, a miniature potbelly and baggy grampa pants right under it. o_O
not to mention gray skin and hair. bleh. and correction-he doesnt have a 6 pack.
Ana wrote: "not to mention gray skin and hair. bleh. and correction-he doesnt have a 6 pack."Yes, that's true. They, like, airbrushed it on. And it looks really weird... *hides*
Ana wrote: "I know it was ugly- but what does fugly mean?"F**kin Ugly.
lol, ya luckily at my school I never hear anyone talking about it, though i have noticed a few more Twilight shirts. My friend told me about how she and her friend watched the midnight premiere, but it was funny. XD she said that not even when the movie started, just the previews everyone screamed, and when the movie started, it started with Deadward and EVERRRYYYYYONNEEEEE screamed, including the guys. Ya my friend likes Twilight but she doesn't care that i hate it, we don't really mention it anyways
U know Robert Pattison looks like a foot, someone told me that and i was like 'u serious' then i lookedhe REALLY does its funny
i think id like to call him the foot fairy ;) haha in New Moon didnt they have to photoshop it when he was shirtless so he'd have a 6-pak lol
robert should of worked out like taylor did
Yeah... I was just talking about it with the people I carpool with, and in the middle of us ranting about Edward Cullen/Rob Pattinson I yelled "The six-pack doesn't work if you have a mini potbelly and baggy grampa pants right under it!!"My mom laughed pretty hard.
But it really is the truth. It's like, Come on, can't you at least hit the gym for a LITTLE bit?! I mean, Taylor Lautner worked his butt off to bulk up for New Moon. You don't even have to do a quarter as much, so get off the couch and get moving!
i think he prefers to stay on the couch drinking and smoking
and reading fanmail form eight year olds
In New Moon, my cousin insisted on watching it, and as soon as Edward came into the sunlight, shirtless, I yelled, "OH MY GOSH! MY EYES ARE BLINDED!" I got in trouble with the person behind me in the movie theater. ^^ Seriously, the least he can do is shave.
Olivia ^^Is awesome^^ wrote: "In New Moon, my cousin insisted on watching it, and as soon as Edward came into the sunlight, shirtless, I yelled, "OH MY GOSH! MY EYES ARE BLINDED!" I got in trouble with the person behind me in t..."LOL, during the twilight the movie, I fell asleep, woke up and saw an extremely uncomfortable close up of Edward and Bella. So I know how you feel.
^^ Finally, someone who understands me!! Well, actually, this whole group understands me. When my friend read the book, I'm like, "I'll bet you that Bella becomes a vampire." and she totally shot me down about it, then out comes BD!! ^^
Rose wrote: "I said a few prophecies that were even more accurate!! When Sweets was a Twi-Tard and barely started reading it and told me about, at first I was interested because I thought that vampires were coo..."LOL PWNED!
Did you predict werewolves too? oh im sorry i mean "shape-shifters" she spends 3 books saying that they are werewolves just to find out they are shape-shifters...Someone should kill Meyer so she doesn't dream anymore erotic fantasies that turn into something like twilight again..
The only thing that was good were the "Werewolves/shapeshifters" They were the only ones that like war!! AND bloody fight scenes!! Emmett was also awesome, he likes fighting!! Why couldn't there have been actual FIGHT scenes?!!! Garlargh!
I know i hate twilight when i can't read a single freaking vampire or werewolf book without comparing it to this series. It has basically ruined paranormals for me to an large extent. I was such a fan before to... I'm afraid to read them now.
I WANT to read some decent vampire books, just so I can say "Ha! This series is about vampires, and there's awesome bloody fight scenes and they drink PEOPLE'S blood and THERE IS NO SPARKLING WHATSOEVER!!"
Anything will be thirteen million times better than Twilight. It's horrible.
§ Mallie § wrote: "If Edward were my dream guy, I think I would shoot myself."here here!
Faith wrote: "§ Mallie § wrote: "If Edward were my dream guy, I think I would shoot myself."here here!
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Either that or become a lesbian. It'll be Sorry Eddikins i dig chicks. ~o^
lol!man twilight must just die!
Its crazy!
for a bunch of ppl who are against Twilight, sure know a lot about it. hehe
I had to watch the movie and every little deatail bothered me.One scene Edwards head looks GIANT.Most of the time me and my friends made fun of it
~*~ Rain s2 Castiel ~*~ wrote: "21. You want to shoot every single member of the 'twilight cult' to save the world (Can I hear anybody say AMEN to that?)"AMEN!!!! I H8 TWILIGHT AN IT STUPID RETARDED SELF! DERS NO FREAKIN POINT IN IT! GOD! ALL MY FRIENDS WHO MENTION IT I LITERALLY JUS SLAP THEM ACROSS DA ROOM CUZ I H8 H8 H8 H8 IT SOOOO MUCH!!! >:( ALL DA ACTERS AN BOOKS CAN DIE!!! >:D
it is possible you have already been contaminated........
Eriel wrote: "You people hate no sense to me! How do you hate Twilight. This is like the best book ever. I mean come on. And girls scream because edward cullen is every girls dream. DUH"wow. wow. i mean come on! badly written, anti feminist, and what is up with the pathetic, "i need edward will die without edward i have no live but edward" bella in new moon?
Yep, that's pretty much what I've been thinking for a while now. :)
Demon wrote: "I temporarily went to the twilight lovers site..I was like OMG!!! My eyes it BURNSSSS!! So I quickly got out from that stupid site before it contaminates my mind"Get the mind bleach!!!!!!
Wow, I like this topic. There's just SOOO much to say.Let's see here...
Well, for starters, I've got to make a comment on something that was said at the very beginning, on the first page. Someone named Emily said, and I quote: "i dont understand... you Twilight Haters act as if the book punched you in the face. its a STORY. A GOOD one. you guys need to lower your expectations... its impossible to make everyone happy... no need to flip out." Now, I don't mean to drag up an old argument, but when I read this, I could not help but think that standards don't get much lower than Twilight. The only books I can think of that are worse are cheesy Harlequin romance novels and porno. If I were to lower my standards so that Twilight looks good, it would be a blow to self-respect, not to mention my dignity. Me, someone who loves classic works by Dickens ("Great Expectations" was an INCREDIBLE book) and Robert Louis Stevenson ("Treasure Island", ftw), drop DOWN into the refuse bin so that I can look UP in admiration at such mediocre and trite rubbish? I think not.
Now on to more relevant conversation...
I don't know WHERE the quote in message #2777 came from, but damn man. To call Twilight "the best book ever" really shows how very little some Twi-tards read. I mean, you must not have much of a basis of comparison, because if you'd read ANYTHING else you'd know why such a comment is as repulsive to me as it is absurd. With classic authors out there like Dickens, Chaucer, Faulkner, and with more modern greats like King, Rowling, and Jordan (that's ROBERT Jordan for those of you who may have missed the Wheel of Time saga; as wordy and drawn-out as it is, his writing is far superior to Meyer, even on a BAD day), you call Twilight "the best book ever"? I think I may just vomit.
-Ben
But thanks to Ben, we are now back on topic! WOOHOO! :)Also, I just remembered something I read on an author's website recently. She was giving tips on writing, and she said to get your point across in as few words possible. It's a good writing tip... and obviously one that Stephenie Meyer decided to ignore. Twilight is so incredibly wordy- you can see it in the hundreds of times Bella describes Edward's physical traits (this isn't an exact number- I haven't yet completed my tally of how many times).
Like I just said, I'm going to go through the entire series and count how many times Bella describes Edward, whether it be his voice, face, body, whatever. Even something like this counts:
"Yes," he murmured murmuredly, his velvet lips moving like velvet as his velvet voice pierced the velvet air.
That counts as a point- Edward's supervelvet voice is described. I'm expecting to be well into the millions by the middle of Breaking Dawn.
enlighten yourself. even the actors hate these bookshttp://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/11/t...
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/11/a...
twitards just got PWNED... by the people they love...
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