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[Nellie☠Dog Biscuit Nevermore☠]

it was scary

[Direngreyfan122]

Maegan wrote: "yeah. ithink SM went overboard in it it was to dedwardish."

lol, she did.

[Maegan]

totally

[Luna]

IKR! It was soooooooo freaky, I mean how could anyone still like Twilight after this????? What's more freaky is all the girls who want to be Bella O.O DX

[Maegan]

i no. i hate it when my bf where that crap and droan on and on about how hot dedward is. theyed be pissed if we went around talking all over the place about how much we hate twilight

[Luna]

Suxxxxxxx. All of my friends don't like Twilight and are either creeped out by it or just get real pissed at SM for doing that and shaming vampires and werewolves and ya

[Maegan]

u r so lucky. all my friends r blinded by dedwards gay chest!

[Luna]

O.O now I totally picture Edwards chest going all sparkly sparkly and a bunch of Twi-tards marveling over it, I'm feeling a mix of creeped out-ness and funny-ness

[Maegan]

yeah, me 2!

[Andrez]

ok so I like Twilight, its a good book, but still,i think people exagerate just a "teeny,tiny little bit" about it.I mean, its just a book...everybody has the right to have their opinions, yet...exagerating...I really prefered the host...

[[deleted user]]

Luna wrote: "O.O now I totally picture Edwards chest going all sparkly sparkly and a bunch of Twi-tards marveling over it, I'm feeling a mix of creeped out-ness and funny-ness"

Okay Twi-tards is harsh
I am not a twi-tard I recently said Bella is a dipshit
Robert Pattison is a douche bag
And Edward is a sparkly freak
Even though I realize all of this crap I like the story
I really like this group cuz you guys are hilarious but Twi-tards applies to my stalker friend who has plastered Twilight shit all over her agenda and locker

[[deleted user]]

Pixi wrote: "a little- my sister has it, but there will be a sequal...
she should just leave well enough allone...
mabey if twilight was just a stand alone book it would be better- but she just had to continue!"

I wish she wouldn't have written breaking dawn and just ended it with Eclipse he bites her
The End

[Direngreyfan122]

Leonor wrote: "ok so I like Twilight, its a good book, but still,i think people exagerate just a "teeny,tiny little bit" about it.I mean, its just a book...everybody has the right to have their opinions, yet...ex..."

people have the right to exaggerate their opinions a "teeny teeny bit." :)

[Andrez]

I meant with the twilight franchising or whatever it is.twilight dolls?twiligh make up?twilight games?that is quite exagerating...
(abput the opinions, I think everybody has the right to express themselves the way the want, it doesnt really bother me and it shouldnt bother anyone else-the last exagerating was still about the franchise)

[Direngreyfan122]

Leonor wrote: "I meant with the twilight franchising or whatever it is.twilight dolls?twiligh make up?twilight games?that is quite exagerating...
(abput the opinions, I think everybody has the right to express th..."

Sorry for the misunderstanding. Yeah, I agree. They should create an Edward "kill me doll." Whenever you poke it's eye, it yells "Ah! I enjoy the pain! Kill me!" :)

[Em]

You know you hate Twilight if you're retarded enough to obsess about hating it, instead of obsessing about loving it.

[Em]

At least the twilight fans/lovers whatever you want to call them get something out of enjoying it. All you haters get is the bad feeling that hate creates.

Is feeling hate over something so small and insignificant really the way you want to spend your life? I would suggest you all find something better to do and leave this topic alone.

The author put alot her own time and effort into writing those novels not to mention her heart, and if I was in her position, I would feel hurt by finding people that have so much hate over something I created.

Not just the author either, the actors, directors, everyone who has put in 100% of their time and energy into making something for other people to enjoy.

Basically what I am trying to say, is I see no point in having a group dedicated to hating twilight. You guys are all wasting your time hating it. If you don't like it, that's your choice, your opinion. Find something you do like and concentrate on that instead of bringing more hate into a world already full of it.

And don't pull that "don't like it, don't join" shit on me either. I joined to have my say.

And now I've said it.

[Pixi]

who are you to tell us what to do? besides we do get joy from hateing it. everyone has their own oppinions and we just don't like it. there are bound to be people who don't- not everyone can just absolutly love one thing unanomously. and i feel pissed that you would try to come in here and tell us to stop doing what we enjoy- is that not why you came in here in the first place? to tell us to stop hatein' and enjoy? and the movie was terrible! stewert deffinitly had better moments (such as the messengers) and was deffinitly NOT in character (maby she was stuck on how utterly horrible the movie was written, as it was far worse than the book) she was too stuck on her dreamy edward- wich only lasted a day!

so you have had your say and i have had MINE!

[Vivi]

There are topics that aren't Twilight related here, so that isn't the only thing haters talk about here. (They actually have lifes *i hope JK :D*) I am a twilight fan and they haven't attacked me, they are friendly haters. It's just like ambizzle said (or someone else, im not sure), this group is the same as the twilight lovers group except instead of loving the books they hate them. But we can all get along if we don't insult each other.

[Pixi]

yes see? we only hate the lovers who intrude in OUR group and insult us! we have plenty of lover friends. and we so do talk about other stuff! ARE YOU BLIND AS WELL AS STUPID? OR WERE YOU PURPOSLY IGNORING THE OTHER TOPICS TO SUPPORT YOUR POORLY MADE RANT?

[Madeline]

i think they were

[Vivi]

this is the only group she's joined, i think she just made that account to insult this group

[Madeline]

i wouldnt be supprised

[Pixi]

thank you

[Direngreyfan122]

Pixi wrote: "yes see? we only hate the lovers who intrude in OUR group and insult us! we have plenty of lover friends. and we so do talk about other stuff! ARE YOU BLIND AS WELL AS STUPID? OR WERE YOU PURPOSLY ..."
High five! FInally, a brave voice that can speak out! Scratch that, a brave AND smart voice! U ROCK! :)

[Pixi]

thank you

[[deleted user]]

~*~ Rain s2 Castiel ~*~ wrote: "21. You want to shoot every single member of the 'twilight cult' to save the world (Can I hear anybody say AMEN to that?)"

AMEN!

[[deleted user]]

♪♫ Rosie Red ♫♪ wrote: "Alright, hunny bunny, we've got just as much right to create a group for the Haters as you do to create a group for the Lovers. And how many Haters groups are there? One? Two? Go and try to count t..."

HOOT HOOT you go girl haha

[Camille]

I hate these people... if they didn't care, why the hell would they come and bitch at us?

[Direngreyfan122]

Jesus, I dreamt that I saw a whole section for Twilight in Borders. Metal Jewelry boxes and a Bella doll. The, I opened my eyes ad I actually WAS in Borders and right in front of me was a picture of Deadward and Bitcha (LOL). MY NIGHTMARE DID COME TRUE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @#$* THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ana]

:) good god why do you people even bother? everyoe knows that it is just the worst book in the world. I have to say, i did like the end of breaking dawn. when they were all going to die. heh heh.

[Ana]

I wish everyone would stop making fun of edward and all his little friends. Its bad enough hes hideous, defenseless, creepy, stalkerish, and about to die from his icky relationships. All he needs is for you to shove it in his face.
(omg i only wrote tht cuz my friends here and she just went to the bathroom twilight sucks and never stop believing in it)

[Ana]

:)

[Luna]

lol!

pinata update- kay, so edwards wearing this neon pink shirt that says i heart tadase(which is like this really gay dude from an anime and me and ma friends all dont like him except for like two) and im gonna have some make up on him, and i dont think hes gonna looks like edward but THE IDEA LIVES!

[Ana]

:) lollishness

[Aoitanuki]

I found this one:

1. You constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an hour for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important day of the week.
3. You dream of going to Forks, or living in Forks.
4. You have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but you wish Vampires totally existed so you can marry one.
6. You refer to Twilight as "literary crack" or a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied said literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your favorite fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your favorite flowers.
10. Whenever you hear "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne, you can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When you grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. You dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. You look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. You love running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. You hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. You dream about killing Bella so you can date Edward.
19. If you could have one wish, it would be that you were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. You hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All you want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. You have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so you can pretend your with Edward.
24. You have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, you have ordered mushroom ravioli and a coke.
26. You know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward stole his cookies.
27. All of your friends think you need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with random strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. You are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace profile is either dedicated to Twilight, or has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, given yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. You enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since you know they are only taking out your favorite quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and you jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. You have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and you took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. You felt betrayed when you found out Edward would drive a hatchback instead of the s60 r.
40. You refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz or Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, you are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause you want to talk about Twilight.

[Viv]

Yeah...I can't decide which character I dislike more. Edward is 107 year old stalker who lives with his parents and likes classical music. Jacob is a high school dropout pediphile who wears jorts. Do I have to pick a team here?

[Ana]

llol. I like that way of putting it. You forgot that both are violent and have issues.

[Ain020596]

Viv wrote: "Yeah...I can't decide which character I dislike more. Edward is 107 year old stalker who lives with his parents and likes classical music. Jacob is a high school dropout pediphile who wears jorts..."

when you put it that way...

[Ruchi]

I'd go for Jacob. Sorry, personal fetish

[Pixi]

what? not like her at all... isnt that why we like her?
and i hate jacob more too... always have

[Ana]

to the tune of eye of the tiger

read the book, saw it was bad
all the characters are psychos
i hate edward hes such a stalker
just a vampire and his will to eat deer

so many times it happens too fast
you trade your diet for ethics
dont lose your grip on the steaks of the past
you must fight to not end up eating carrots

its the eye of a vampire with creepy red eyes
rising up to play the piano
and the last known vegetarian stalks his prey in the night
hes watching us all through our windows while we sleep

face to face out in the forest
hangin tough eating deer
we dont eat people when we take to the street
for we kill with the skill to survive

its the eye of a vampire with creepy red eyes
rising up to play the piano
and the last known vegetarian stalks his prey in the night
hes watching us all through our windows while we sleep

rising up straight to the top
I think edward is gay
went the distance now Im not gonna stop
just a vampire and his will to eat deer

its the eye of a vampire with creepy red eyes
rising up to play the piano
and the last known vegetarian stalks his prey in the night
hes watching us all through our windows while we sleep

eye of the vampire (repeats out)

[Vivi]

Ana, is that a song?

[Ana]

eye of the tiger is. i just made this parody up.

[Adriana]

omg u made up that parody? its super good! me and my friend literally laughed out loud while singing it!!! P.S. i ♥ eye of the tiger! great song!!!!

[Aoitanuki]

Rose wrote: "Yeah, isn't that more of, You know you LURV Twilight If...?"

Oops yeah, sorry...it was written by a lover...apologies, I'm a moron! '^^

[Grace]

OMG Finally! Thank GOD for this!!! I hate Twilight SO bad its not even funny! And I thought I was alone T_T

I love vampires and this is killing me soflty...
I dont really mean to offend any of those T-Lovers with my comments and thoughts about Twilight...My friends are sick of hearing my very long list of the things I hate about it...but I DONT CARE hahaha

I thing...this just...got out of control, I mean, why did Anne Rice stop writing books? Lestat, Armand, THOSE ARE REAL VAMPIRES!!! They dont shine! They are not stalkers and they certainly dont fall in love for some stupid horny girl...
Now I only hear people saying how much they like and know about Vampires...and bragging about their non existent knowledge! I just want to slap their faces! AHGGGGGGGGG I HATE TWILIGHT!!! IT RUINED THE VAMPIRE REPUTATION AND FOLKLORE!!! I wish I had a time machine so I could stop SM before she could even finish the books...!!! I need to vent some more...but not now...I will use all this energy for those who dare to say something nice about Twilight...^_^

[Grace]

Hello everyone! Im new here, and I gotta say I love this site...I have been reading the old posts and I ♥ how we have things in common...(hate for Twilight) and I dont mean to interrupt your convo but I would like to share this with you! Pls read it if you havent xD

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twili...

[Pixi]

then have fun!!!
;)

[Aoitanuki]

Grace wrote: "OMG Finally! Thank GOD for this!!! I hate Twilight SO bad its not even funny! And I thought I was alone T_T

I love vampires and this is killing me soflty...
I dont really mean to offend any of ..."

Welcome; you have my grammar, my agreement and a free restraining order to use how you wish.

*wrestles cookie from avatar*

oh, you're so right. The word twilight, used in any context, just makes me grunt furiously now. I can't even write it in a story, and now vampires just make me think of rpatz ugly mug. O_- *eye twitch*

anyway, welcome.