TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
I know right! I mean heres bella(Im so good at this now)EDWARD!!!!!!!!! MUST SEE EDWARD! NEED HIS SPARKLINESS!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO SEE HIM! OR ELSE ILL WALK AOUND LIKE A DEAD PERSON! I NEED TO SEE HIM AND ANNOY THE WORLD WHEN I SAY HOW SPRAKLY AND SEXY HE HIS!
I have to address a problem with this book that I dont think anyone has really thought about.S.M. made a point that when you become a vampire all bodily fluids stop and they dont have to breathe...
so that means...
1.All vampires should be dead by now cause you need oxygen so your brain can function,ect.,unless they want to be retarded...
2.they should be paralized because you need blood and vains to function your body
3.in the book it talked about Edwards wet *shudder* lips...how can he have wet lips if there is No body fluid?
4.Ed and Bitch - I mean Bella had a child...does anyone see where I'm going with this? No,yes... well, if I must spell it out... Edward has NO baby juice. Unless Bella had an affair (which would not be all that surprising) I dont see how she could have gotten prego.
5.vampires cant exactly feel emotion because you need a brain and you need to be alive and that is what he's not. So the fact that he's all in love and then pissed off and other gay emotions is just a freaking contradiction within itself.
6.where does the body glitter come from? Serioulsy, is that their way of sweating or something...either way its sooo wrong and creepy.
7.one more thing I have to point out is that when you become a vamp. your insides supposedly get set on fire or somthin like that to get rid of all your body fluids, I think. which ever way it is, it involves fire. So, why arent they charcoled, B-B-Q's... something. it just doesnt make sense that they get set on fire and come out of it looking better than before. I mean, if that was the case everywhere, there would be a lot more fires going on around the world, firemen would be working like crazy (and not getting laid off like they are), and there would be no ugly people.
8.now this one doesnt really have to do with the whole body fluid point i waz makin, but S.M. haz got to be the biggest perv! Come on, she created a guy who doesnt sweat or fart and go to the bathroom - like any normal person - and the only parts of his body that do work are his disgusting mouth and his baby maker...Of course Bella would be so lucky.*cringe,barf,die a little on the inside,burn twilight books*
Basically what I'm sayin is that S.M. is a perverted person who constantly contradicted herself and broke her own rules that were already breaking every rule there waz on the face of the planet.
I still have a lot of crap to say(seeing as how this is my first time on here) but I think i'll just go ahead and post this.
Thank you all twilight haters for reading what I write when I'm bord (like now)...
A MESSAGE TO EDWARDDear pedophile,
We all know what you're up to. Lieing about adreneline rushes and following girls in a car that looks like it should belong to a lonely old gay man - which is what you are! You are a thousand freaking years old and still going to highschool. So, you are either a stupid and slow learner or you are a,yes, lonely OLD queer guy. You should be ashamed of yourself! Using Bella to cover up the fact that you like men. I mean, look what you did to the poor girl. She went insane, hearing voices in her head, then she jumped off a cliff! You should have come out of the closet...it was obvious that you were gay anyway. Wearing lipstick,body glitter,playing the piano, talking like a dumb ass, driving that creepy car,wearing designer clothing, wrestling with Emmet or whatever your brothers name is. You know what pedophile, you are disgrace to your kind, and gay people. You bring Will&Grace to shame. You suck!!!
Sincerly, your #1 hater
(this message was not intended to insult gay people or anyone with relations to whatever was in the letter. Sorry if you feel insulted, if not, awesome.
And just so you know, I have nothing against gays. Most of em are pretty cool. Remember, this was completely targeted towards Eddy, no one else.)
This is what Twilight promotes...1.domestic violence
2.teen pregnences
3.females depending on men
4.pedophiles
5.ungrateful,impulsive,stupid,over dramatic,complaining,clingy,senile bitches (BELLA)
6.suicide
7.stupid guys fighting over stupid girls
8.terrible authors
9.perverted things
10.shallow girls who care about nothing except popularity and creepy guys who stalk them
11.neglecting children
12.appearences - in the book its all or nothing. You're hot or you're not.
13.stalkers
14.breaking,entering, and watching people sleep
15.kidnapping
16.killing animals(or sucking animals,which ever way you think about it.)
17. being jerks to your parents
18.having a free ride through life, and getting everything you want
19. humping things (if you've seen the movie - which,sadly, I have - you can see that Bella looks like shes humping everything in her path.I know, you thought I was talking about ED)
20. not using condums - in other words, not caring about your life or heath, or whether or not in the next nine months you'll be in serious pain because a baby is coming out of you and your life has pretty much ended
21.guys spoiling their girlfriends
22.superficial,unrealistic people
23.doing nothing with your boy/girl friend except doing it
24.crappy communication
25.blowing things out of proportion
26.terrible writers who make loop holes in there own books,contradict themselves, create nothing but a wet nasty fantasy world for middle aged women who arent getting any (THATS RIGHT I'M TALKIN TO YOU YOU S.M.!)
27.actors who cant act worth nothin! (Thats a shout out to Rob and Kristen)
God, this is getting to long! (can you see how bord I am?) Anyway, feel free to take it from here and add whatever I forgot to rant about. I think I'm gonna go comment about Hannah Montana. This should be funny *snicker synically*
Riley wrote: "This is what Twilight promotes...1.domestic violence
2.teen pregnences
3.females depending on men
4.pedophiles
5.ungrateful,impulsive,stupid,over dramatic,complaining,clingy,senile..."
I don't think that the book is promoting these things. Sure, it was a stupid book, however I don't think that Stephanie Meyers was trying to make us believe in all those things.
She may have written a book, but that doesn't change the fact that she is and LDS woman, and LDS people certainly do not condone those things. Unless she isn't a good member of the LDS church, there's no way she'd try and condone those things. However, she may have done that without realizing it... That just proves even more how unintelligent she is.
awwww.
Anyway.......
You know you hate Twilight if you have a picture of Edward and Bella with darts all over their faces. And the picture is ripped. And burned.
Anyway.......
You know you hate Twilight if you have a picture of Edward and Bella with darts all over their faces. And the picture is ripped. And burned.
Grace wrote: "awwww.Anyway.......
You know you hate Twilight if you have a picture of Edward and Bella with darts all over their faces. And the picture is ripped. And burned."
Ditto!!:):)
I just can't believe there's actually a group specifically for Twilight haters...which cracks me up b/c the books are so horrible. How did this series even get published?
lol.i hate twilight it made me throw up in my mouth
Melissa wrote: "I just can't believe there's actually a group specifically for Twilight haters...which cracks me up b/c the books are so horrible. How did this series even get published? "Stupid people that works in a publishing company who actually thought that piece of crap was worth publishing.
"Riley wrote: "This is what Twilight promotes...1.domestic violence
2.teen pregnences
3.females depending on men
4.pedophiles
5.ungrateful,impulsive,stupid,over dramatic,complaining,clingy,senile...."
haha---agree! and it's horrid!
You know, we should kinda be thankful for this book. It let's us know who the crazy/annoying/self-absorbed/bitchy fangirls/guys are right away; all we have to do is look at what book they are reading. XD
3.stalkers 14.breaking,entering, and watching people sleep
15.kidnapping
16.killing animals(or sucking animals,which ever way you think about it.)
17. being jerks to your parents
18.having a free ride through life, and getting everything you want
Eek.
This is all very correct.
I think I died a little when I read Twilight.
Harley wrote: "have what??"I think she means died a little when they read twilight.
Riley wrote: "This is what Twilight promotes...1.domestic violence
2.teen pregnences
3.females depending on men
4.pedophiles
5.ungrateful,impulsive,stupid,over dramatic,complaining,clingy,senile bitches ..."
Riley wrote: "I have to address a problem with this book that I dont think anyone has really thought about.
S.M. made a point that when you become a vampire all bodily fluids stop and they dont have to breathe...."
I agree with alot of these but some hell no.
domestic violence
teen pregnancies
suicide
perverted things
stalkers
kidnapping
killing animals
Some of these things are apart of the best books out there but I guess the book is aimed at teenagers I prefer to read adult fiction they can promote whatever the hell they want. And I am guessing from your other rants u don’t read Vampire novels or just don’t like them. Vampires in all novels don’t work they are dead and then rose again doesn't work no matter how good the writer is ya kinda just ignore that when u walk into the fantasy section. Don’t get me wrong I hated the book mainly because S.M just doesn’t back up all her ideas with any reasons WHY or HOW e.g. they sparkle, Bella gets pregnant they attended school over and over again that must have really sucked. She also travels to far from the version of a Vampire we all love and doesn’t give reasons as to why her version makes more sense in fact it makes less sense. But I do get what u mean a good writer will try to make their fantasy novel as believable as possible S.M I don’t think even tried.
I read somewhere that Twilight was an analogy of how weird guys are (which I have to admit they are) but whoever wrote that was reading waayyy too deep into it. Seriously. It's a shallow romance and B & E's relationship is based completely off looks. She smells good...he's hot...um...yeah. That's about it. UGH I could rant for so long about Twilight but my hand is really sore I just wrote about five pages of science hw. So I'll post it all later. lol
no i think twilight is just a sick love story starring two morons.
IF YOU CAN'T STAND PETOPHILES!!!(did i spell that right??)
your language arts teacher ruins your day when she refers to it, in class, as a good piece of literature...
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you know you hate twilight when you see someone at the bottom of a cliff reading twilight and you jump off a cliff with a sword to stab them
you know you hate twilight if you get ticked every time you even happen to hear the word
you know you hate twilight, when you see some one with a 'team jacob' bag, and have a strong impulse to get one for youself that says 'team sweeney'
(YAY! U R COMING BACK TO THE ST SIDE!!!!!!!!!!! TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHHAA)you know you hate twilight when you see 'Every Boy Should Sparkle' T-shirts at JC Penny and have a sudden urge to write this in red paint, or better yet, blood: Cross out the Should and right, Who, write an s after sparkle, then write next to thay, should die in hell.
....true story, although i didnt do it.
you know you hate twilight if yout Honors lit teacher has posters of them in her classroom and you have to sit with them staring at youyou know you hate twilight if....your twilight fan friends hide their posters of twilight so you dont barf(go on a violent rampage) when you go in their room
...You know you hate twilight when you laugh out loud everytime you see a twilight lover rant about how beautiful edward is...
.....please dont shout. Complaining about something is something to do.
...You know you hate Twilight when you wish that the fangirls would all become EXACTLY like Bella. By Bella I mean two dimensional fictional characters that are extremely susceptible to open flames...
you know you hate twilight if you go to the theater a second time to see it and almost get kicked out for laughing to hard(true story)
u retard twilight rox wtf is wrong wit u?????no brains or brain trama take ur pick!
You know you hate Twilight when you decide it might be a good idea to market "Team Real Literature" for all the haters out there that actually read.
lol, you know you hate twilight when you have an urge to make a team sweeney bag, when you see a team jacob one
so true. BTW, anyone follow what she said? I had to go back and read it a third time.
harry potter is way better fyi
TO Rebecca and Eriel...You're Twilight freaks and you joined this group???
Wow, how smart. And I'm a girl and Edward isn't my dream, Kamijo is (search him up if you don't know him). See, Kamijo recreated vampires when Edward Cullen made a goof out of them. And the plot is pointless! A girl falls in love with a vampire, and she wants to become one. I've read the series to get more text references on why Twilight is pointless. I don't care if you're like all "You're a freak, Twilight Rocks!" or whatever. Aren't you a hater of something too? Don't you join haters group of what you say and show how much that thing really sucks? Why can't we Twilight haters do that too, huh? And just because my friends like Twilight doesn't mean I hate them. Be more informative next time OK? :)
twilight is stupid and make all mythical creatures mentioned look gay.
Maegan wrote: "twilight is stupid and make all mythical creatures mentioned look gay. "AGREED, HANDS DOWN.
I don't really hate it, but... do guys think the host is better than Twilight?
a little- my sister has it, but there will be a sequal...she should just leave well enough allone...
mabey if twilight was just a stand alone book it would be better- but she just had to continue!
Pixi wrote: "a little- my sister has it, but there will be a sequal...she should just leave well enough allone...
mabey if twilight was just a stand alone book it would be better- but she just had to continue!"
I haven't read The Host, lol...
Yeah, Twilight would have been waayy better as a stand-alone book. Actually, I read Twilight in...'05, when it very first came out, I just checked it out of the library because I check a lot of books out of the library, lol. I thought it was okay...then everyone started getting all freaked out about it like a year later and I'm all...Oh, yeah...that one book I read like a really long time ago...I kinda forgot what happened...lol but then I reread it and the rest of the series and Breaking Dawn was just stupid.
Deliabookworm wrote: "Pixi wrote: "a little- my sister has it, but there will be a sequal...she should just leave well enough allone...
mabey if twilight was just a stand alone book it would be better- but she just had..."
Haha, ya. Breaking Dawn sucked. :)
yeah. ithink SM went overboard in it it was to dedwardish.
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X3, it gets on my nerves every time Bella sees Edward, she starts saying how wonderful he is, how hot, how sexy, how perfect it is. It really gets on your nerves by the end of the first one > 3 >