TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
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Keara
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Jun 07, 2009 08:25PM
No, but I have a very strong gut feeling that you're going to tell us who she is.
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Yes I am. In her books she has a woman that can read minds and she cant read a vampires mind, whom she falls in love with. There are also several other very close things between her books and some others.
Obviously when people say they 'love Twilight' they mean they want to have passionate sex with the book.I'm also going to have to agree with Sleepydeathrebel, he has a point when he says this IS a Twilight Haters Group, not a hater in general. Seriously, if we want to hear about how 'great' Twilight is, we will listen. Other than that, quit squealing about how good it is.
On a side note. At my school in Washington, anybody that likes Twilight is considered either a geek or an annoying little brat that gets the shit kicked out of them after school hours.
Ian wrote: "...At my school in Washington, anybody that likes Twilight is considered either a geek or an annoying little brat that gets the shit kicked out of them after school hours..."haha. lol. rofl.
Aaric wrote: "Yes I am. In her books she has a woman that can read minds and she cant read a vampires mind, whom she falls in love with. There are also several other very close things between her books and some ..."Which came first, her book or Twilight?
Ian wrote: "...anybody that likes Twilight is considered either a geek or an annoying little brat that gets the shit kicked out of them after school hours."ROTFLSHTIPMP! JEEZ! I WHICH THAT WAS THE CASE AT MY SCHOOL!
Ian wrote: "Obviously when people say they 'love Twilight' they mean they want to have passionate sex with the book.I'm also going to have to agree with Sleepydeathrebel, he has a point when he says this IS ..."
Ummmmm... Sorry to break your bubble but the last time I checked, I'm a female 0.0 XDXDXDXDXD
You have to check!? Now that's sad.I believe Ian thought that you were a boy because of your username. And I also thought that you were male until this moment in time.
when you rather be torn limb from limb then hear about edwards hair
can someone point me in the direction of a book that doesnt end with teen pregnancy
well it really doesnt change the point that edward is like a pedifile
really thats not the point but still pretty gross
if edward is supposed to be so beautiful in the book why does he look constipated in every picture
Because Rob Pattinson is butt-ugly and a dork.
no one kill me cuz i like twilight, im just curious. What r the top 10 reasons u hate it? I agree that robert pattinson is but-ugly and a dork.
These aren't necessarily the top ten, but there's ten of them.1) Stephenie Meyer makes Bella weak and selfish and a horrid role model for girls.
2) She makes Edward a crazerd stalker that only like Bella for her smell and looks.
3) She makes Bella a piece of property, practically.
4) Hor. Ri. Ble. Grammar and editing job.
5) There are so many fillers.
6) She doesn't develop the characters' feelings and lessons. No - they don't even have lessons.
7) Everything ends up happy at the end (WHICH SHOULD NOT HAPPEN IN A VAMPIRE BOOK)!!! 8) She makes depression and suicide seems glamorous.
9) She needs a SERIOUS lesson in science and contractions.
10) It's compared to great literary achievements, like Harry Potter.
Keara wrote: "These aren't necessarily the top ten, but there's ten of them.1) Stephenie Meyer makes Bella weak and selfish and a horrid role model for girls.
2) She makes Edward a crazerd stalker that only..."
Well said.
A reply to earlier I actually did to think that Sleepydeathrebel was a man. SORRY!! haha
Can people get a fucking life Twilight is not real, and how she explains Vampires is just annoying. A. They do not fucking shine in the fucking light, they would burn and B. They do not have fucking VENMOUS fangs!!!!
My top 10 reasons for disliking Twilight would be...1. Bella is a very self centered main character.
2. It feeds the lie that a man will control a woman because he loves her.
3. The book is badly written compared to others of its genre.
4. Edward and Bella fall in love over physical beauty. A relationship won't last based on something like that.
5. It gives girls/women unrealistic expectations of men.
6. I'm just plain sick of seeing Twilight bags, shirts, jewelry, perfume, etc.
7. All we're really told about Edward is that he's incredibly good looking. Doesn't he have any other character traits?
8. The whole thing about the werewolves imprinting...just a little strange.
9. Book 2 was just plain painful, not because Edward had left Bella, but because we had to hear about it, and nothing else, for more chapters than I care to count.
10. It lets girls/women think that if you get married at 18 and have a kid life will be a basket of roses. Sorry to disappoint, but marriage is hard at any age, and half of them don't last.
Jenads85 wrote: "My top 10 reasons for disliking Twilight would be...1. Bella is a very self centered main character.
2. It feeds the lie that a man will control a woman because he loves her.
3. The book is badly ..."
I love your 10th reason for disliking Twilight pure genius.
http://apps.facebook.com/how-twilight...#This one is to see how Twilight obsessed you are(they have options for antis too).
Rosie wrote: "Jenads85 wrote: "My top 10 reasons for disliking Twilight would be...1. Bella is a very self centered main character.
2. It feeds the lie that a man will control a woman because he loves her.
3..."
Thanks :)
Aaric wrote: "http://apps.facebook.com/how-twilight...#This one is to see how Twilight obsessed you are(they have options for antis too)."
Options for antis? Wow. Thank Jesus and all he has made. THEY FINALLY MADE ONE.
why am i made to feel like a dork for not liking crappy vampires
Aaric wrote: "http://apps.facebook.com/if-youre-a-g......"My mom's on Facebook, and I don't want her seeing that I took the quiz... though the quiz WAS funny.
Aaric wrote: "http://apps.facebook.com/how-twilight...#This one is to see how Twilight obsessed you are(they have options for antis too)."
I'm a Vampire Killer.
Too bad I can't kill Edward Cullen since HE'S NOT A REAL VAMPIRE!!!!
Keara wrote: "Aaric wrote: "http://apps.facebook.com/how-twilight...#This one is to see how Twilight obsessed you are(they have options for antis too)."
I'm a Vampire Ki..."
EXACTLY THE POINT! haha
Highd wrote: "Anna wrote: "Highd wrote: "Emily, I really have to say that you need to read more books if you consider anything about these good. Can you tell me ONE thing that is actually a lesson that Bella lea..."Ok soooo... about your last paragraph Jacob and Renesmee were not in love!!!!Not yet!!!! Duh!!!It explains it right in the story!!!! Right now Jake will be like a big brother trying to protect Renesmee, next he will be like a best friend-there when she needs him, and then, finally, when Renesmee is old enough they will fall in love!!
And I think that Breaking Dawn has a wonderful ending!
I mean they find out that EDWARD (<3), Bella, and Renesmee will get to live together forever!!
And yes I mean it has its flaws!!(all books do!) I, too, wish that SM would write a sequel to Breaking Dawn and talk about Jakes and Renesmees relationship! But I knoe that that will never happen!!
And Edward is not a stalker!! He was just trying to protect Bella, he was being PROTECTIVE!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
And I'm with you You (that's a funny name, he he!)
And Rose my parents did a wonderful job raising me because I (with a capitol I)stand up for what I believe in!!!! I (and , yet again, with a capitol I) at least try to talk about what I actually like!! instead of what I hate!!! I mean DUH!! OBVIOUSLY!!! Why do you guys talk about what you hate so...so...so violently!!!You know you could really give yourself phisical pain!!! You could like strain your body from being a total a**!!! So from me to you, (And im just trying to help with your physical pain) you guys should just shut the f*** up!!(I'm just trying to be helpful)...( not at all a troll or annoying)
LOLZ
Anna. The "imprinting" is downright weird because of two things: pedophilia and brutally forced deus ex machina. And I never knew that morphing your love is possible. From brotherly, to platonic, to true love, and probably even to amorous love. Not to mention, your "wonderful ending" was brought forth by more forced mediums:
-The nearly erupted war of covens
-Alice's finding that hybrid kid (which is highly improbable in the first place) and getting back "in the nick of time"
-Jacob imprinting on Nessie (the child monster). I mean, SERIOUSLY, I cannot imagine any sane person dating their ex-girlfriend's DAUGHTER.
Saying that not extending the series is a flaw, is not a flaw, but your own whim. It's not up to you to judge whether or not an author should push through with another book.
If I ever I will have a boyfriend who will TRASH MY CAR to stop me from seeing my BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD, I think I would like to sign a restraining order. That is of course, if I pardoned the months of staring at me in the middle of the night while my eyes from crusts.
And for your last paragraph, I do hope your parents raised you with better manners, spelling and grammar. And frankly, I haven't had headaches, fractures, or hemorrhage from hating Twilight. Just low-grade orgasms.
You stand up for what you believe in, and we do too. And trust me, we're not sitting down anytime soon.
BTW if you're trying to be helpful, telling people to shut the fuck up will not help.
Anna wrote: "Highd wrote: "Anna wrote: "Highd wrote: "Emily, I really have to say that you need to read more books if you consider anything about these good. Can you tell me ONE thing that is actually a lesson ..."Anna if this is how you try to explain it away so you don't feel Pedophilia is all that wrong have at it. Any sane person knows that this is f*cked up.
They are in love. If they weren't in love then Jacob could date other people until she is old enough, but he can't, because he doesn't see other woman's faces. He has to be with her all the time and he is obsessed with her.
Not only is he obsessed, but his whole family is into protecting this girl that will eventually end up in bed with Jacob. You know at the end of this road it's all about the fact that at 18 she can get married to Jacob and have babies with him.
I feel bad for Jacob, he is quite possibly the most tragic character in any teeny bopper book I have ever read. He becomes friends with a girl, falls in love with her. He knows she is in love with him, but not enough, and then he ends up in love with his ex crushes mutant daughter. Who is roughly 9 months old.
A daughter who he might not ever be able to be with because, she might never physically mature to the point that their love can really be express.
I mean what the hell did Jacob ever do to Stephenie Meyer?
Breaking Dawn blew and you know the rest of the world thought it blew too. Even Meyer had to come up with something to say about it and you know what she said.
"People need to give the ending of the book time. Once they give it enough time, they will see that the end of the book was perfect."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking...
WTF kind of reasoning is that. Why can't she say something of substance about her books. She has never done that. Stephenie Meyer is a very shallow and immature person and it comes out in her writing.
Keara wrote: "Aaric wrote: "http://apps.facebook.com/how-twilight...#This one is to see how Twilight obsessed you are(they have options for antis too)."
I'm a Vampire Ki..."
Omg Why can't you just kill Robert Pattinson for being Edward Cullen?
I kinda pitied RPatzz actually. He said in an interview that he found Twilight creepy because he felt like he was reading Meyer's wet dream. And he had to play the male lead. And for Kristen? She never even heard of Twilight before she was asked to play Bella.
I blame their shitty acting on their shitty characters.
Kit, I see what you mean, but Robert isn't that bad as an actor and Edward is a vedrycrap character. But as for Kristen she has never acted before it seems. So Kristen is crap anyway.
Kit wrote: "Anna. The "imprinting" is downright weird because of two things: pedophilia and brutally forced deus ex machina. And I never knew that morphing your love is possible. From brotherly, to platonic, t..."Don't forget just how amazing it was that Bella just happened to have the one talent that would save them all in the end.
True. Robert did well in Harry Potter. It's just a shame he became an icon for Edward Cullen.
Kit wrote: "True. Robert did well in Harry Potter. It's just a shame he became an icon for Edward Cullen. "But the thing is Cedric Diggory is a good character. Bella isn't a good character she is way to whimsy.
Edward Cullen Is a complete and utter whimp as a character as Robert Pattinson Is not a whimp but is a brilliant actor.
I hope Robert gets better productions next time...
Kit wrote: "I hope Robert gets better productions next time... "So do I as he is a brilliant actor, but as Edward Cullen, it makes him look like a bad actor and it shouldn't be like that. Because on a whole he is a good person as my fathers friend has net him and that is not a lie, she told us that Robert Pattinson is actually a nice person and can act.
Anna wrote: "Highd wrote: "Anna wrote: "Highd wrote: "Emily, I really have to say that you need to read more books if you consider anything about these good. Can you tell me ONE thing that is actually a lesson ..."If Edward's actions (messing with her car, forcibly keeping her from seeing friends, etc.)were described in a court of law they could prosecute him for abuse. If a man ever did this to any of you in real life I hope you would all run as fast as you could from him. Psychologists will tell you that a sure sign of abuse and brainwashing is when the victim of the abuse starts excusing the abuser's actions, saying things like, "He only loves me; he just wants to protect me."
They were bad in all of their other movies, too.
Keara wrote: "They were bad in all of their other movies, too."What do you mean?
Kit wrote: "I kinda pitied RPatzz actually. He said in an interview that he found Twilight creepy because he felt like he was reading Meyer's wet dream. And he had to play the male lead. And for Kristen? She..."
I was talking about this.
I only need one reason for hating Twilight: the fanbase. Its bad enough that they are obsessed with a poorly written piece of horse dung, but the fact that they hurt people for it is just sicking to me. Espically the rumors I have heard about the attacks: killing the pets of antis, acid drenching, brick throwing and eye gouging. At least we antis just talk on the internet and other places. I have yet to hear about an anti attacking a Twitard.
horse dung...? lol... but i get your point
You are right. I was far to insulting to the horses. They should not have their dung compaired to Twiblight.
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