TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
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YOU KNOW YOU HATE TWILITE WHEN:1) You've sustained at least one ingury, be it mental or phisical, from a twilitard.
2) you're blaming the author for the above.
3) You know that A) the main actor has admited himself that he can boure people in two munites, B) another actor suports PETA, C) That B means that something's probably wrong with her, and D) The author said that she basicaly did it in her fucking sleep.
4) You've worked out, only three pages in, that the author has NO idea who she's wrighting for.
5) You can't be bothered to spell right when typing about it. (see above for example)
Rebecca (Rem is me and im over gaara) wrote: "You really know nothing! hahaha You just can't read can you? they are good books and you never read them properly. haha i pity you"I can read enough to know stephenie has no idea who she's writing for.
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AGREED!6)You read Twilight to help your depressing feelings of Stephanie Meyer.
Melissa wrote: "Emily wrote: "i dont understand... you Twilight Haters act as if the book punched you in the face. its a STORY. A GOOD one. you guys need to lower your expectations... its impossible to make everyo..."For your number one, in my world, Edward is Jealous of Jacob bcuz Edward has bella
thanks for the card fayla :) *pin up on wall*
Melissa wrote: "Emily wrote: "i dont understand... you Twilight Haters act as if the book punched you in the face. its a STORY. A GOOD one. you guys need to lower your expectations... its impossible to make everyo..." (idk how 2 do italics)Yes, the book did punch me in the face. It's a heavy book that some twi-wards threw at me when I said I wasn't a fan.
i knowwaaah
the other day they went after me with breaking dawn...
i read BD, hated it, and half the girls in my year chased me out of the school gates with hardback novels in hand......that kills. they nearly broke my wrists.
Rachel wrote: "AGREED!6)You read Twilight to help your depressing feelings of Stephanie Meyer."
7) you want to burn the book until its ashes....TEHETEHE
8) You now can't look at a vampire without expecting it to sparkle and you hate yourself for it. =D I do this a lot...
right back at you edward cullen!!!!!!!!!!
lolMe and the creator of Twilight Abridged have just spoken about the sparkles, we're in hysterics about the story. Speaking a which, The Twilight Abridged Character Profiles are up. Learn stuff you may have never known about your most hated Twilight Characters. I think Edward's profile is hilarious, but Alice's is just plain scary...the creator has been thinking about the video game "Alice" (from American McGee, look it up) too much. The home site is:
www.twilightabridged.webs.com
Please check out the new profiles!
you feel like throwing up whenever you hear the word "vampire"
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Candy-Rain wrote: "you know what? I don't know what's happening to my computer. Apparently... I need to access another site before I could go straight to goodreads... I think someone is blocking me.."that's weird
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Candy-Rain wrote: "I know... I really think some one is blocking my ISP address from this site. It sucks! IT KEEPS TELLING ME THAT THE LINK IS BROKEN!"wowowowowowowowowowowowow
yikes,i remember when that happened to twilight abridged:
www.twilightabridged.webs.com
IT WAS SO FREAKY!
Fayla wrote: "Rachel wrote: "AGREED!6)You read Twilight to help your depressing feelings of Stephanie Meyer."
7) you want to burn the book until its ashes....TEHETEHE"
yaaaai wanna do that lolololol
A certain number that I am not aware of) You have a 50000 word list of why the book sucks.
8) You create a comic that shows Edward being gay,,,lol
But gay people are awesome!!!!!
no is it good?? i'm kind of busy right now so i will check it out soon
i love the avvie"Breaking Dawn
EPIC FAIL"
lol new twilight abridged page is coming out, introducing, Alice, the stalker.
Ways I know I hate twilight:- I have had to overcome hating myself for once liking it
- A mention of said 'books' makes my feel like I'm going to through up
- I started the Anti Twilight Coalition, feel free to join, a site is pending
- I have a friend who carries around a binder full of anti-twilight quotes.
Ok, it makes me sick that people beleive Edward and Bella have a relationship that is anything other than horrid. Its disgusting. Look up abusive teenage relationships, and you get a freaking picture of Edward+Bella. Or at least you should. I'm not joking, its horrible that people beleive thats what teenage girls want. Not to mention that S. Meyer is a sexist pig. Breaking Dawn, it made me sick. Not only can she not write, but she gave up. Instead she wrote religous propoganda. Really, its disgusting. I have to go throw up now, talking about Twilight always makes me sick.
hey, Im thinking about making a shrit that says VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE and then on the back it will have a twilight-related theme pic and a no sign thingy? Or a while ago we came up with the idea of a shirt that like on top curved downwards it says PROUD TWILIGHT HATER and in the middle of the front it says :Mutant Spawn?
So one minute ago
Then on the bottom of the front curved upward it says : PROUD TWILIGHT HATER. I really want to make a twi-hating shirt, Ill work on it tho.
You know you hate twilight when:1: Whenever someone mention it you get eye twitchings and start looking for a chainsaw
2: when you trash your new 42" tv because of commercials for the piece of shit twilight
3: when you create an account on this site just to be member of this group
4: when you put up posters of people from the movie and use them as practice for shuriken throwing
5: when you spraypaint all the twilight posters outside the cinema with satanic symbols
4 out of 5 is good! All might to the twilight hater!
Burn the heretics who like that shit!
thats 2 lols and 1 hehe in a row :p dont u have anything else to add?
lol. Typing in all CAPS makes them feel like their point more valid if they do.
You know you hate Twilight if:1. You have read them just to be able to critisize them properly.
2. Any time your friend(s) shows you a picture of one of the male roles shirtless, you run away screaming, "PORN! PORN!"
3. Any time your friend(s) shows you a picture of any character, you cover your eyes and yell "THE HORROR! IT BURNS!"
4. You bought your own copy so that, when you burn it, you won't be destroying borrowed material.
5. Any time you're reading any form of literature ad you stumble across the word "murmur" or "velvety", you immediately think, "DANG YOU, STEPHANIE MEYER! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY A THESAURUS?!?"
6. Anytime you meet a fangirl (or fanboy) who is over-obsessive, you "accidentally" drop something heavy on their foot, or just "happen" to slam the door in their face (multiple times).
7. You dress up as Edward for halloween, walk up to houses and, instead of saying Trick-or-Treat, say, "Hi, I think I saw you once before, and I've been watching you sleep ever since. Wanna go out with me? Yeah, I didn't think so."
8. You have written several letters to Stephanie Meyer listing the reasons she should have not made it into a movie, or even a book, and realized that the letter wouldn't fit into your biggest envelope.
9. You get a tan just so that you won't have to look at all like Edward.
10. When someone asks "Team Edward or team Jacob?" you ask "Which one is the smart one?" and, when they are left without an answer, you say, "That's the one."
11. You would rather cliff-dive off of a 50-yard-high cliff into freezing water than have to tell someone that you liked the series.
12. You attend a party where you have to dress up as the scariest person you've ever heard of, and you come dressed as Bella/Edward/Stephanie Meyer.
13. You stick on a name tag that says "HELLO MY NAME IS EDWARD CULLEN" and bite every girl with a shirt that says "Bite Me Edward".
14. You make a list of your friends/ co-workers/family members that have a Twilight shirt, and either TP their house, or stick a post-it note to their back saying "bite me".
15. You now have over a bakers dozen things you have done and/or intend to do because you hate Twilight so much.
CONGRATULATIONS! If you have completed at least six of these steps, you are seriously obsessed with hating Twilight!
(P.S.- I'm not trying to make fun of any haters, I hate it too, I just decided to write this list.)
Any references to any people, behaviors, or situations, living or dead, might be incidental, and are not meant to be offensive, unless you're actually named in this message-comment-thingy.
Thank you.
I take my hat off for you Turkey...that is some serious hate...
*bow*
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and its great to know so many people hate twilight.
and yes...i know my name is awesome he he"
you dont have one!! Well here *hands Jacques twilight hating card/ID* there