TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
message 951:
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Kiara
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Jan 19, 2009 07:50AM
oh, okay! YAY!!!!! (really hyper, had chocolate for breakfast!!!)
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is anyone here...? aaaahhhh a twilight lover *takes a bunch of garlic and a wooden steak covered in holy water and opens the blinds* "stay back you unholy fiend!!!"
me??????? *points to herself* what... what did i do??? *looks all innocent*
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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sorry i have to be the wierd one at school so that i wont be brain washed by the new dracula by some of my bffs its sad really. oh dangit i gtg by and my the frogs be with you ;)
I hate this book, and movie, I know I hate it, my cousin was talking about and I shoved her fae in a mirror.
lol, you know, whoever went to watch twilight is dumb and unreasonable! Plus if u really had to watch it, save ur self the ten bucks and watch it from all the people who post the movie online!
I know. I didn't see it, but I heard that it sucked... apparently the 'sparkles' looked like glitter glue.
heelllooo...? *it echos* is anyone here *echos some more*
*walks in*Oh my gosh, the echoes sparkle!!!!!
*flings torches at sparkley figures* oops. Sorry, Jessica.
Also...if you haven't even seen the movie yet...and run the other direction when your friends start to talk about any of the books...ugh. :)
don't worry we won't ........ unless one of you turns your back on use!!!!!!! WALK THE PLANK!!!!!
You know you hate Twilight if...1. You wanna strangle anyone with a "replica" of anyone of the casts' neclaces.
2. You have to force yourself to tell your teacher that, no, you don't really think the Twilight saga is your kinda series.
Right.... or, having to say to your friends that know of coruse you like it and go see the movie and read to book
most people are shocked if you don't like it.
You know you hate twilight if!. you tell your teacher to shut up when she talks to a student about twilight and take all the crap for it(SHE WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!)
PERSONALLY I AM NOT JOKING- IF YOU LOVE TWILIGHT FIND ANOTHER GROUP. EDWARD IS A PERSONALITY LACKING BORING PERFECT THING, AND BELLA IS WAY OVERDONE. GO LOVE TWILIGHT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
OMG HOW CULD U SAI THT ABOT GRAMR? WHT HAS GOTTUN IN2 U??jk. I kind of agree, about the caps. No capitilization really ticks me off, too. And lack of commas.
When the new guy down the street happens to have the same name as Edward, and you have moments where you feel like strangling him.
you know its funny, cuz i used to be part of the twilight lovers, but then i was like what am i doing!! Edward Cullen isnt real. rob pattinson is ugly, and the twilight books are just about stupid, demonic vampires!!! the only concept that is slightly amusing, is that the books are teenage romances
¢нυя¢н яανєη** wrote: "When the new guy down the street happens to have the same name as Edward, and you have moments where you feel like strangling him."and when you feel like screaming at your friend, just because his or her name is either Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Esme, Carlilse, Charlie, Jacob, or any other twilight character name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to scream at my friend dylan who changed her good reads name to "dylan (AKA alice)
yeah it does! i wanna blow it up to mars where aliens will translate it and... oh no they hate it so much that they sent it back to earth.... well shit im stuck with it again but this time with alien goo all over it
LOL yeah right ;p GEEEEE ZOOOOO GOOSHOOSH!! ( that means i hate twilight in aliens talk)
I'm sick of PJOxTwilight fanfiction! PJO is my main fandom, and it seems like every time I refresh the page there's another crossover.
...when you have masochistic thoughts to take your mental pain way from reading it. xD
...when you join a group called TWILIGHT HATERS...
...join a group like this and wish so bad you had all the time in the world to read all of your groupmates' reasons for sharing the same hatred XDAlso, when you wish you had the resources to bring SM to court for pushing for the crime that is Twilight to be published. And I don't just mean it's a crime due to the way it seems to demote us women. And I'm not even a feminist ._.
Or when you wish that you were the richest person in the whole wide world to be able to demand for all the copies to be brought to you--then give transportation for all members of this group going to your house just so we could all take part in the destruction of the worst book of eternity >:3
...or when you realize these things might not come true in your lifetime, you just try to discourage other people from even reading one page of it. If possible, make them hate it too >8D
Another, when you wish you didn't share the same room as Twilight fans. At least now my younger sister doesn't adore the story--strangely enough, due to the movie.
Oh! When you'd recommend a fan of someone supposedly "perfect" the movie. And watch as that person realizes she made a bad choice in literature :3
HI Milky! I think your right, even my sister wants to read it now. Anyway your new to the group and every one has a secret agent twilight haters ID/card so heres yours *hands Milky secret agent twilight haters ID/card* DRUMS PLEASE! WELCOME TO THE TWILIGHT HATERS GROUP!!!!!!!!!
Wooyeah! I have an ID now! *dances around* XDThanks for the warm welcome, Fayla~! =3
And...it's annoying when both my older and younger sisters are reading Breaking Dawn now. Eeeeh. *shudders*
i know what you mean, but i don't have a older or younger sister shes my twin so its makes me crazy that shes reads the first page of it and makes the mistake i did, i read the whole book, and for a long time i loved it. but that faze is OVER. i hate myself for even wasting my money on that book. when i could have gotten a GOOD book. *smacks self in the forehead* DAMM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) .... i rest my case.
It's okay. *pats* At least now you have a chance to try and make your twin come to hate Twilight too >:3Well, I had requested it for my birthday because it seemed that everyone was going all over it. Now, I have TWO copies of the first book and one of the second. I'd do something to them except I respect books too much and those copies have sentimental value, having been given when I turned 18 OTL
Eek. Tried reading Breaking Dawn this morning...but failed. It's...meh. I guess the only reason I tried was because of my undying curiosity to know what happens next XD
yeah it happens.. dont let it take over you! you know my friend told me they were making another twilight book but from edwards point of view werid
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