TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
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Katie
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Dec 18, 2008 07:11AM

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Okay *deep breath* I can do this!
Well Katie i suppose we should begin our tour at the Twilight haters general station, which we are currently at! It is here where we welcome new haters to the group and have heated discussions with Twi-hard break ins.
*turns left* To the left here we have our 'Characters Hall of shame" Where we discuss things like Bella Swan and her inability to survive without a sadistic vampire by her side, and Edward Cultlen *gag* and his evil Twi-hard army.
Now over here, we have the Twilight Addiction Center aka T.A.C., where we try and cure a horrifiying disease called Twilight Obsessive Idiotic Mitosis. Aka T.I.O.D. The disease was once believed to be terminal, seeing as so many Twi-hards refuse to believe that they have a mental illness.
But through our research in our lab "What happens inside T.A.C" We have found that high concentrated and steady doses of common sense can in fact cure T.I.O.D, even for Twi-hards who do not admit themselves. (We put it in their ice cream)
Here in the creative corner we have one of our wonderful moderators Candy-rain's Twilight hate advertisements and animations. We are working tirelessly at trying to get T.I.O.D into the medical books and Candy rain has been a big part of that.
Please feel free to look around for yourself, agents Katie. *Hands Katie agent badge*
((YAY I DID IT!))
Well Katie i suppose we should begin our tour at the Twilight haters general station, which we are currently at! It is here where we welcome new haters to the group and have heated discussions with Twi-hard break ins.
*turns left* To the left here we have our 'Characters Hall of shame" Where we discuss things like Bella Swan and her inability to survive without a sadistic vampire by her side, and Edward Cultlen *gag* and his evil Twi-hard army.
Now over here, we have the Twilight Addiction Center aka T.A.C., where we try and cure a horrifiying disease called Twilight Obsessive Idiotic Mitosis. Aka T.I.O.D. The disease was once believed to be terminal, seeing as so many Twi-hards refuse to believe that they have a mental illness.
But through our research in our lab "What happens inside T.A.C" We have found that high concentrated and steady doses of common sense can in fact cure T.I.O.D, even for Twi-hards who do not admit themselves. (We put it in their ice cream)
Here in the creative corner we have one of our wonderful moderators Candy-rain's Twilight hate advertisements and animations. We are working tirelessly at trying to get T.I.O.D into the medical books and Candy rain has been a big part of that.
Please feel free to look around for yourself, agents Katie. *Hands Katie agent badge*
((YAY I DID IT!))
message 655:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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*woots and whistles* YAY CHAN!!
Sam and Dean: *happy triggers in the air* WOOT WOOT! YOU DID IT!
Rose: *wipes tear* she learned so fast.
Rinec and his family: *standing ovation*
Sock, Sam2, Ben: *trying their best with cheerleading and pom poms* GO CHAN! GO CHAN! *shakes hips*
Other agents: *make sounds of approval* that's the President of TAC!!
Sam and Dean: *happy triggers in the air* WOOT WOOT! YOU DID IT!
Rose: *wipes tear* she learned so fast.
Rinec and his family: *standing ovation*
Sock, Sam2, Ben: *trying their best with cheerleading and pom poms* GO CHAN! GO CHAN! *shakes hips*
Other agents: *make sounds of approval* that's the President of TAC!!
message 659:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
(last edited Dec 19, 2008 10:47AM)
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hahaha!! look! We have another twihard! Look Suk. If you call stalking, watching someone sleep, overprotective tendencies, and other crap twilight gives you, love- then yeah. I'm so glad I don't have that kind of love. Actually... make me uber unloved if that's the case. I would be SOOOOO happy.
Because you know what? Most of us actually are in a relationship and are happy.
I just love the humour you put in your spelling too! XD
Because you know what? Most of us actually are in a relationship and are happy.
I just love the humour you put in your spelling too! XD
message 660:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
(last edited Dec 19, 2008 10:48AM)
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oh and if you are wondering. We do have a useful life such as getting a job, studying, living life. You know? Those stuff that Twilight doesn't give a crap about and are influencing children like you to keep dreaming about your stalking boyfriend.
Oh speaking of which, I would be REALLY happy with my 'useless' and 'lack of love' in life when paedophilia isn't present. Prefer to your precious Jacob and his mutant freak Renesmee.
Oh speaking of which, I would be REALLY happy with my 'useless' and 'lack of love' in life when paedophilia isn't present. Prefer to your precious Jacob and his mutant freak Renesmee.
message 662:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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*Gives Rain thumbs up and calls Agent Rose*
"We had a Twi-hard break in about an hour ago, they left their name and 4 misspelled and most likely supposed to be insulting messages...yes send a few agents down here. Well take it to the lab."
Suk im not going to give you the usual "can you read" speech that i give so many Twi-hards, because based on your message the answer is clear: No you cant.
Also thank you for telling us that we are Haters, this will only inform the next Twi-hards who decide to break in here of our notions.
Er, yes Suk we all long, and desire to have a sadistic vampiric creep watching us sleep and having his coven kidnap us so we cant hang out with our friends. Thats what we all dream about here.
I am going to say this in the nicest manner that i can to a Twi-hard who's maintains such a level of ignorance.....
Get the **** out. This is our group and we dont need your stupidity.
"We had a Twi-hard break in about an hour ago, they left their name and 4 misspelled and most likely supposed to be insulting messages...yes send a few agents down here. Well take it to the lab."
Suk im not going to give you the usual "can you read" speech that i give so many Twi-hards, because based on your message the answer is clear: No you cant.
Also thank you for telling us that we are Haters, this will only inform the next Twi-hards who decide to break in here of our notions.
Er, yes Suk we all long, and desire to have a sadistic vampiric creep watching us sleep and having his coven kidnap us so we cant hang out with our friends. Thats what we all dream about here.
I am going to say this in the nicest manner that i can to a Twi-hard who's maintains such a level of ignorance.....
Get the **** out. This is our group and we dont need your stupidity.
message 664:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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Oh hello Katie! I am Chandani aka Chan-chan, the creator of the TAC. The scientific reason that Twi-hards come into this group is that ..."
im fayla
message 680:
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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message 682:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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message 683:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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Lois- his wife
Meg- his 16 year old daughter
Chris- his son
Stewie- his youngest
Brian- his smart dog
Bertram: Stewie's half brother in the 5th season I think he appeared? I just saw it on dvd I kind of forgot which season.
Meg- his 16 year old daughter
Chris- his son
Stewie- his youngest
Brian- his smart dog
Bertram: Stewie's half brother in the 5th season I think he appeared? I just saw it on dvd I kind of forgot which season.
message 684:
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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CANDY-RAIN!! horray your on!! I made this one thing that went along with your Family Guy preaching Twilight!! And I can't figure out how to get it on here!!
message 685:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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do you have an account in photobucket or image shack?
if you do they would give you this html code with your image so you could just post it here in the comment section. If you want you can just email them to me and I'll post it for you.
jamine_jamocha@yahoo.com.au
don't forget the .au!
if you do they would give you this html code with your image so you could just post it here in the comment section. If you want you can just email them to me and I'll post it for you.
jamine_jamocha@yahoo.com.au
don't forget the .au!
message 686:
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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I'll send it to your yahoo account! I'm sending it from my gmail one(it's called hobo.crapaccount@gmail.com btw and it will say it's from hobo hobo.) becuase my other one has my last name. So don't be freaked out if it says it's from Hobo hobo. ;)
message 687:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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message 688:
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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dang it!! My thing is stupid so it will only let me do it from my real one!! Curse you internet!!
message 689:
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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BTW thanks for thinking my email was funny! I needed one for all the crap that I don't want for when I sign up for stupid website, 'cause i was tired of getting them in my hotmail one. :)
message 690:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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message 691:
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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message 692:
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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message 693:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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it's ok. Let me explain it.
That address isn't for online usage and for sharing files.
If you open up your document folder with the pictures, you'll get that address on top of your screen.
If it's offline and you open that with Internet explorer, that's the address it will show as well.
You have to put it in photobucket or image shack for me to get it.
That address isn't for online usage and for sharing files.
If you open up your document folder with the pictures, you'll get that address on top of your screen.
If it's offline and you open that with Internet explorer, that's the address it will show as well.
You have to put it in photobucket or image shack for me to get it.
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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:\(sorry Mallie. I know that's your smiley thing symbol but I just had to use it. :) )that's weird. Would you be able to see it if I put it in the "sharing" folder?
message 695:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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no Khloe. Sorry. That's still in your computer. For someone online to get it you have to email it to them or you could post it in photobucket.
The sharing folder is used for the different users in your computer.
If you don't have a photobucket account you can use mine and just upload it. I trust you.
The sharing folder is used for the different users in your computer.
If you don't have a photobucket account you can use mine and just upload it. I trust you.
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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the sad part is...I don't have photobucket! :( I don't have that kind of money to pay for it! lol I'm not really good at computer stuff o.O
message 697:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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message 698:
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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message 699:
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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