TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
You know you hate Twilight if...
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Dec 10, 2008 07:36PM
I AM TELLING NOTHIN BUT TRUTH!
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Oh go ahead and read it Rose. If you get sucked we'll get you a blood transfusion carry a white flag with you when you go cliff diving and us "Haters" will wade in and pull you out.......tee hee....we promise...
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don't worry about any problems with the vampires in the book. You can take heart knowing that Jacob will be there as an antidote (what the anticote for him is I don't know!) anyway this is some silliness about 100 reasons some folks like Jacob:1. Because he's warm
2. Because he likes to hold hands
3. Because he can be obsessive
4. Because he's furry and shaggy
5. Because he can run fast
6. Because he's kisses close to violence
7. Because he's got weird fantasty
8. Because he makes vampires mad
9. Because he's not a vampire
10. Because pro fuckin life
11. Because he's got impressive muscles
12. Because he's 25 but he's really 16
13. Because he doesn't need a full moon
14. Because he smells nice
15. Because he's alive
16. Because no one throws motorcycles like he does
17. Because he's got beautiful hair
18. Because he's human
19. Because he growls nuff said
20. Because the sun is hot
21. Because he can dream and he does, about me
22. Because his grin turns me on
23. Because he can sway awkwardly side to side sexily
24. Because he can fight clouds!
25. Because real mean build cars
25. Because Romeo is old
26. Because Paris lives!
27. Because he's better than your fictional boyfriend the real one too!
28. Because he's not old
29. Because he's not going to get old
30. Because he's half naked most of time
31. Because of reason #30 the rest of the time what is he?
32. Because he makes been stupid hot
33. Because he can't control his thoughts
34. Because he's the right kind of monster
35. Because who doesn't love mythical creatures?
36. Because he'll have you sweating in no time
37. Because we all appreciate a little survival one-oh one
38. Because we all have to save horse by riding werewolves!
39. Because he's not the corny kind of guy
40. Because he hates mike newton too!
41. Because he keeps promises
42. Because we all would trade a 50 cent box of candy hearts for eternal servitude
43. Because eff Alpha we love Beta
44. Because he doesn't have leeches on his speedial
45. Because he makes passing notes like second graders hott
46. Because he makes having a brain hemorrhage sexi
47. Because his pain is my pain
48. Because he wouldn't force marriage
49. Because Charlie likes him
50. Because blance is good
51. Because he laughs at stuff that makes weaker men cringe
On Dec 8, 2008, at 2:37 PM, Canary Alice wrote:
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Rosie, I loathe perfect people too! My ex thought he was perfect.....SHEESH! Most "perfect" people are a royal pain.
There is certainly alot of passion here! (on this group) It makes me think of a Shakespeare quote or one attributed to Shakespeare. Something like "Methinks the lady doth protest too much"! LOL
There is certainly alot of passion here! (on this group) It makes me think of a Shakespeare quote or one attributed to Shakespeare. Something like "Methinks the lady doth protest too much"! LOL
siiiigh... anyone there? i just saw him *tears up* he is so cute...
NONONONONONO!!! iNEED TO TALK TO HER!!!! :C
HOLA PEOPLES!!!! I have no idea whats goin on!
i am making a video with my friend i will be personally desicrating the book i have fire and a gun and water and such things ill post it on youtube :P
post me back if you want the link to the book burning ^^
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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Sweet! Dan is a lout who ended up killing the world!!
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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a guy from this short story I wrote! It was my first shot at rhyming!!
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☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights
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http://th01.deviantart.com/fs23/150/f...
Its more like haters I think. OMG my friends cousin is in my carpool and she is a mega Twilight lover(she is freakin obssessed!) she sleeps with her Edward shirt, not wearing it, but it is next to her and she snuggles it! Freaky!!!!!!
now THAT is scary, obsessed, stalker-ish, and much much more!!
that's lovers, a girl in the lover group has that, and she loves Cullen!
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:) i smaile so i blend in with the crowd. i have no clu y the smilez though
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Oh sweet. I googled "twilight haters" and here it came! Hey what's up...I'm new! :D Hey by the way: Why do Twilight fans join this group?
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Oh hello Katie! I am Chandani aka Chan-chan, the creator of the TAC. The scientific reason that Twi-hards come into this group is that E-cells have ruptered their common sense membrane, and disabling their ability to read the groups name "Twilight haters"
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