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Nov 13, 2008 05:28PM
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light as a feather?!?!? anything?!?!?!?
he he he,watch teh feather be engulfed in flame! that would be funny!!!!!
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still dont really get it. dont bother explaining it.
okay, what about this one:What do race car drivers like to do?
XLR8 :]
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Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
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Hey! *huffs and crosses arms*LOL JK JK JK! Even though I am blonde, I like blonde jokes. And no one can call me mean, cause I AM one! Mwa ha ha ha ha...
Ya know how there are so many jokes about Polish people? Well, I'm part Polish, so I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR TELLING THEM!!!!
I'm so brilliant. :D
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
OMG!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here's another:
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are all best friends. The brunette is the leader of the three, the redhead is the most kind, and the blonde is just...dumb. (No offense.)
The blonde, the redhead, and the brunette are all riding on an airplane. Suddenly, the pilot's voice comes on over the intercom.
"Attention: all passengers. We need to evacuate the plane. Just take a parachute from the pile, follow the instructions, and leave."
Eventually, everyone was out of the plane except the blonde, the redhead, and the brunette. The three look at the remaining parachutes and see that there are only two left altogether.
"Oh, no! One of us can't go," the brunette said.
"It's all right. You guys go, I'll be fine," the redhead told the other two.
"Okay," the blonde said. She grabbed a little package, put it on, and jumped out of the plane. Then the redhead turned to the brunette.
"You go ahead, I'll really be fine," she said to her.
"Oh, there's no need for that. We can both go."
"What?" The redhead stared at her.
"We can both go. She took my backpack."
Haha! Here's another:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead find a magic mirror. If you look in the mirror and say the truth, you're sent to a magical land. If you lie, you're banished from the world. So the brunette says, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world." Poof! She banished. The rehead says, "I think I'm the ugliest girl in the world." Poof! She joins the brunette. The blonde says, "I think..." Poof! she's banished.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead find a magic mirror. If you look in the mirror and say the truth, you're sent to a magical land. If you lie, you're banished from the world. So the brunette says, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world." Poof! She banished. The rehead says, "I think I'm the ugliest girl in the world." Poof! She joins the brunette. The blonde says, "I think..." Poof! she's banished.
ahahahahahA guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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