use and abuse of the apostrophe by my asst. mgr.

[Phil]

"Titties and beer, tities and beer." - Frank Zappa

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich and the poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." - Anatole France

[Phil]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Anatole France"

Looks like you misspelled "Assahole France."

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I don't believe I did.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

"Bitch set me up!" - Marion Barry

[Sally, la reina]

This thread has taken a not entirely unforeseen veer.

[Félix]

"This thread has taken a not entirely unforeseen veer."- Sally

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

"Sally isn't taking into consideration all those lesbian folk who may take a shine to a robot vagina." - Gus

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

"Jim, stop looking at wieners and get to work." - Phil

[Phil]

With that last one, Barb and J9 high-fived each other across the ocean with their ginormous hands.

[Jim]

Lobstergirl wrote: ""Jim, stop looking at wieners and get to work." - Phil"

Did I ever mention to you Phil that my job is being a hot dog inspector?

[Félix]

Hot dog!

[Jim]

Wiener!

[Félix]

I wish I had a million dollars. Hot dog!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I wish I had a million dollars AND a hot dog.

[Jammies]

I wish I knew how this turned into the quote thread.

[Félix]

Jammies wrote: "I wish I knew how this turned into the quote thread."

So noted.

[Phil]

A nightclub in Mesquite, NV., put an advertisement on their Facebook page.

In the advert, they asked the ladies to "dawn" a little black dress.

In the text, they said "your" going to have fun.

Good thing they're in the drinking and dancing business and not teachers (or students) of the English language.

[Phil]

Our local recreation center has a large banner on the fence. The banner is announcing a new league they've started. It says,

Woman's Volleyball!

Must be lonely playing the game all by herself.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

She would be less lonely if George Bush would give her a butt slap.

[Félix]

Or at least backhand her tramp stamp.

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My cousin says "birtday"...has always made me nuts.

Sometimes I accidentally ' a plural rather than possessive, but only when I'm typing too fast and thinking too little. I know the rule. I get it. And, when I screw up one of my GR friends is always there to jam it down my throat in milliseconds...so, it's all good, I can fix it in short order.