Character Paradise

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Kira: I...hate...you.
Me: Love ya too.
Kira: First you had to kill Andrew, and now you've killed ME!
Me: Yeah...so?
Kira: YOU B****!!
Me: Sorry. That's just my job.
Kira: You-I- *screams with frustration and storms off angrily*
Me: Wow. Anger management problems. Of course, that's my problem, for creating you that way...whatever.
Andrew: *peeks into room* Uhh...why is Kira stalking down the hall, looking like she wants to kill?
Me: Don't ask.
Andrew: Okay, I won't. *sees who I am* Whoa, WAIT! Aren't you the author who killed me?
Me: That I am.
Andrew: Hey! What did you do THAT for?
Me: *bursts into tears* Andrew...I'm sorry!!! I didn't want to, but I had to!! Otherwise the plot wouldn't have gone on!!! *blows noise loudly*
Andrew: *is sympathetic* Aww, don't cry. It's okay.
Me: No it's not!! *sobs* I was in love with you, and then I made you die!!! *wails*
Andrew: Uhh...ooohhkay...*backs away slowly*
Me: *sniffs* Great. Just great. First I make my characters hate me, then I make them think I'm a weirdo. Jeez, that's nice. >.<

[Brigid ✩]

Me: ANDREW I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO!!!! *glares at sella for killing him*

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Me: Meep!!!! I'm sorry!!!!! >.< *goes and hides in an abandoned cave in the middle of some middle-of-nowhere mountains*

[Brigid ✩]

Me: *hanging on cave ceiling like a bat* Hee hee hee Sella. You have fallen right into my clutches!!! BWA HAHA!! >:D

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams and runs around only to bump head on a stalagmite--or a stalagtite, i can never tell the difference of which one's up and which one's down--*

[Veronica, What the neck!?]

**sella, there's some memory tricks for that. One is:
Stalagmites stand mighty and stalagtites hang tight to the cealing.

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Oh really? Hmm...I thought it was that stalagmites "might" fall on you, because they hang on the ceiling...but I guess that's wrong, because stalagmites AREN'T the ones on the top, apparently! lol :D

[Brigid ✩]

wow nice. ahhaha

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

lol shut up :P

[Brigid ✩]

D: *cries*

[Amy]

haha wow. :)

[Brigid ✩]

XD hehe

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

im sorry :P