Character Paradise

[Michelle]

adrianne: i meant the way you were arguing. so fierce like that. *shakes head* we don't want anyone dead. *laughs quietly to self* sorry, that was bad.

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Holly: You're so lame.

[Michelle]

adrianne: thank you! any other insults while you're at it?

[Kenzie]

Lawrence: Don't worry, she'll find some. She ALWAYS does. *cough, cough* You're still ten!

[Brigid ✩]

David: I didn't know that dead people had driver's licenses.
Eva: Hmm. Me neither.
David: I wonder if I still have mine ...

[Michelle]

adrianne: ooh, interesting concept. *checks back pocket and pulls out card triumphantly* awesome i still have mine!!!

[Kenzie]

Lawrence: I never had one. I didn't live in this time period. I got stuck here when I died.

[Brigid ✩]

David: Ooh! I still have mine too! Although I don't know what good it'll do ... :-/

[Kenzie]

Lawrence: Okay ... yeah....

[Michelle]

adrianne: good point.

[Brigid ✩]

Eva: Hee hee. That's a funny picture of you.
David: -hides driver's license- Shut up!

[Michelle]

adrianne: *laughs a few times*

[Kenzie]

Lawrence: *frowns* I never got my picture taken either.

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Holly: Wow, Lawrence, you should go to a mental institution. Maybe there you'll learn how to tell a middle-aged woman apart from a ten year old. Wow.

And well, I've still got my drivers license because I had it since BEFORE I came here, stupids.

[Brigid ✩]

David: Well, yeah ... same. It just seems weird that we still have them. :-/ Whatever. I don't have such good experiences with driving, anyway ...
Eva: Omigod, don't even talk about it.

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

((HAHA!!! IM CRACKING UP RIGHT NOW BRIGID!!! LOL XD))

Holly: Loser.

[Michelle]

adrianne: *glancing around warily, not daring to get involved in the conversation*

[Kenzie]

Lawrence: Okay, so maybe you are thirty. On the outside. In your head you're a ten year old. Who calls people losers these days?

[Brigid ✩]

Eva: LOSER!!! HAHAHA

[Daisy]

Ethan: Say 'I' if you hate lawrence

Bob: I
Ethan: I
Rob*looks up from book*: I

[Brigid ✩]

Eva: I!!!! I HATE EVERYONE!!
David: What about me? :(
Eva: Oh, I don't hate you. Usually.
David: Gee, thanks.

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Holly: What about me? And Lawrence, for your information, I was fourteen right before I turned thirty, so I guess my mind is still fourteen...but why am I even talking to you? Ugh.

[Brigid ✩]

Eva: Guuuh fine. I don't hate you, either.

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Holly: Yay.

[Brigid ✩]

Eva: Don't push it.

[Riley]

(lol!)

Anya: Where am I?

Mark: God, woman! I should slap you but I can't help wondering as well.

Anya: Just shut up! Shut up Mark! God, I wish that the weird murderer had just killed you! "Till death do us part," Oh yeah? Then how come I'm still looking at your ugly face?!

Mark: Me shut up? You shut up! I don't have time for this!
*walks up to Eva*
Excuse me ma'am, could you tell us where we are?

Anya: Of course you walk up to her! Can't you see she has a boyfriend you f****** pervert?!?!?!

Mark: I am not a pervert! You are, always looking at Jayd's friends...

Anya: Me?!

Mark: Yes you!

Anya: Fine! I hate you! Go to f****** Hell, a**hole!

[Riley]

(as you can see, they are very avid swearers. Plus they hate each other.)

[Daisy]

Nicole: Why can't you all just be nice to eachother there is no reason to hate people

Bob: So you finally get a hot available girl and she has pointy ears and is headind straight down that hippy dippy trail!

Ethan: i know!!

Rob: Will you all just shut the f*** up! I'm trying to read

Bob:this is as close to hell as were getting lady

Ethan: Yeah, dude were in hell for 'made-up' people. Whatever those are

[Riley]

Anya:*bursts into tears* Why did I have to die?! Why?! Why was I-out of all the people in that suburb- the one that was murdered?! Oh, how can Jayd get along without me...and Rosie! Oh God, no no...

Mark: *sulking* Suck it up, will you? Crying doesn't get us back.

Anya: *snapping* Well I know that you baboon!

Mark: Shut the f*** up!

Anya: I will not shut the f*** up!

*argument continues*

[Daisy]

Rob:*gets up and cover there mouths with his hands* SHUT UP!!

[Riley]

Mark:*punches Rob*

Anya: What the Hell are you doing Mark!?

Mark: Oh my god, I'm so sorry man, I was just, you know, I was killed and all...

Anya: *sneers*

[Daisy]

Rob: *Rolls eyes*

Nicole: we should all be nice! I'm seeing some issues that have never been talked about we should all talk about our feelings and not repress them

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Holly: Fine, whatever. I won't. I don't even care. :P

[Kenzie]

Lawrence: *snorts* This definitely ain't paradise. I would say it's more like ... hell.

[Brigid ✩]

Eva: Yaaaay

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Holly: Duh it's hell. Wow. Took you long enough to figure it out, dumbo.

[Riley]

Mark: Oh god, I had hell as soon as I married that-*looks at Anya and stops*
Anya: That...?
Mark: Beautiful wife of mine.
Anya:*snorts* I want a divorce!
Mark: Took you long enough! So where's your boyfriend?! In case you haven't noticed he murdered BOTH of us, not just me!!!
Anya: *bursts into tears*

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Holly: ??

[Kenzie]

Lawrence: Me confuzzled. *scratches head* And I'm not a dumbo. I was making a comment on how bad everything is.

[Sella, ov vey! i haven't checked this group in months. ><]

Holly: Idiot.

[Riley]

((lol!))
Anya: You...you as*hole!
Mark: I'm the as*hole?! You're the as*hole! You cheat on me with some guy, then he comes and murders me!
Anya: He murdered me too! He was crazy, I thought he was taking his medication...
Mark: You thought you thought you thought! You thought wrong! Just go to Hell.

[Brigid ✩]

Eva: We're already in Hell.

[Riley]

Anya: Thanks, b****. I already figured that out!
Mark: Anya, I'm sorry, just calm down, we can't blame our problems on other people-
Anya: Shut up Mark! So what are you now, a f****** saint or something?!
Mark: *calmly* We are dead now, after all.
Anya: Just shut up!

[Daisy]

bob: *knees Mark in the groin* *slaps Anya* Pull it together bitc*s!

[Riley]

Mark: Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?! *writhes in pain*
Anya:*shouting* What the f*** is wrong with you?!?!?! Oh my god!!! *kneels down by Mark* Honey, are you okay? Oh my god, I'm so sorry honey!

(Kaitlyn, they can't pull it together. They have to be ruining someone's life!)

[Daisy]

(it wasn't me it was Bob!)

[Riley]

(I know, it's just Mark and Anya have this sort of thing, where they feed on negative auras...so basically everyone around them has to be miserable.)

[Daisy]

((Bob: i don't care!))

[Riley]

(lol!)

[Daisy]

((See its Bob's fault@!!!))