TRAGEDY relating to 5th Maximum Ride **SPOILER(S)**

[[deleted user]]

I thought that was the fourth, the Final Warning?

[Xerxes Break(Vivian Ephona)]

Guuuuuggghhhhnnnnn....

Why Max whyyyyyy....

We should kill Jeb so Max doesn't get any more crazy ideas.

[T.O.L.I.]

I know! i need something else to happen like maybe the story starts like that but then something crazy happens and it goes back to the old way!

I HOPE!!!!!!!

[Brigid ✩]

god i am SO disappointed. the first two books were amazing. the third one started to get a little weird and unrealistic ... then the fourth one was just HORRIBLE. i don't even really want to read the fifth one, but i'm going to anyway. at this point, i'm only reading just to find out what happens w/the whole max/fang thing ... of course even THAT'S getting a little old at this point. :-/

[Seth, The plan is simple--stay alive.]

Ya, I know. I basically already stopped reading the fourth :P

[Seth, The plan is simple--stay alive.]

I KNOW! MAX IS SOOOO GAY

[Riley]

I liked his books so far, and I like the basic plot. I think that it's pretty cool and he's got a lot of science to back it up.
I like the environment too. Like, a lot of my friends call me a tree hugger. But, mutant bird kids kicking half wolf people butt and tree hugging honestly don't go together. I'll sign your petition Grace!

[Seth, The plan is simple--stay alive.]

Do you have a real petition?

[Riley]

Hmmmmm........maybe one of us should go create a group, then spread the word a bunch, have a lot of people type their names up, get it on some of his fan websites, etc. etc.
I'll go create the group. I'll just call it 'Maximum Ride Petition'

[Riley]

I created the group and you're all invited!

[Brigid ✩]

i joined! i don't know what good it'll do, but i suppose it can't hurt. ;D

[Riley]

hey, can one of you guys google Maximum Ride websites? Maybe we can email them our petition once we feel we have enough people.

[Cooper]

http://www.jamespatterson.com/

[Brigid ✩]

I know!! why WOULDN'T ppl want to talk in this group?!

[[deleted user]]

I KNOW!!! GUESS WHAT I'M HAPPY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MAD ANYMORE!!!!!!!

[Brigid ✩]

YAY

[Cooper]

i just am so caught up with sports and other books i can never get on

[Brigid ✩]

it's okay ... lol.

[Riley]

What should we say in the letter to him?

[[deleted user]]

GLOBAL WARMING IS A SCAM!!! IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!
That's what we should say.

[Riley]

But it's not a scam. It does exist. We should just say that it's inappropriate to put it in a story about bird kids kicking wolf people butt.

[Brigid ✩]

exactly!
... except, there's really no wolf butt left to kick, since he killed off all the erasers. grrrrrrr.
well he brought ari back to life once. he can do it again. lol.

[Riley]

hmmmmmmmmmm...maybe if the fish that they save are half human half fish, and they're saving them from a new hybrid breed of erasers that look like pelicans. lol

[Brigid ✩]

errrm. okay ... XD
i guess it could be mildly interesting, since angel can talk to fish and all. but it will still be pretty dumb, i'm predicting. :P

[Riley]

lol

[Brigid ✩]

Ugh. I know. It was HORRIBLE!!!!!

[adi]

OK. I started reading the first one and was like, "Aw Max sounds adorable! Like he sounds really, really cute."

And then Iggy was like, "UGH YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HER."

and i was like "wait. but. max. is. a. boy." and then i felt like an idiot.

and then i thought, "wow. iggy and max would make and ADORABLE couple." but then max and the stupid little emo boy got together, and i was like, "wtf. that's lame." and they kinda started getting lamer, and lamer and lamer and lamer and... you get the idea.

i'll attempt to read this next one, but ugh. i don't have high expectations.

[Brigid ✩]

O.O
IGGY AND MAX?
FANG ... "STUPID LITTLE EMO BOY"?!
WHY ADI WHY???!!!
well anyway ... i think the first two books are amazing. the third one is okay. and the fourth one sucks. and the fifth one will probably suck too.

[[deleted user]]

I LUV FANG TO DEATH!!!!!!!

[Brigid ✩]

ME TOO!!! HE IS SO HOTTTT

[Daisy]

Fang is soooooooo hot!

[Brigid ✩]

I KNOOOOOW

[Daisy]

They are going to make a Maximum Ride manga.

[Brigid ✩]

oh yeah i heard about that. XD haha. i totally want to read that

[Kenzie]

Ha, ha, ha, Adi. I did the SAME thing. When Iggy said she was a she, I was like, "What?! ...I don't think she's hot anymore..." XD

That Uber dude sucked! I hate that he wrote chapters about that guy, randomly interrupting the Flock scenes!

[Brigid ✩]

you guys thought max was a boy? okay but at the beginning doesn't she get up and say something about wearing a nightgown? XD ... idk. whatever.

and yes. the Uber dude sucked. patterson can't just replace ari and the other erasers. and now that they're all dead, it's like there's no point anymore. siiiigh. :'(

[[deleted user]]

Ari was the whole point i liked the story, he was a good villain.

[T.O.L.I.]

yea he was really great

[Brigid ✩]

ari was awesome. it was such a disappointment that he got killed off ... permanently.

[T.O.L.I.]

he made the whole plot exciting!!!!

[Brigid ✩]

exactly! and he was such an interesting character, you know? it was like you hated him, but you felt bad for him at the same time. GAH!!! i love those kinds of villains. XD

[Riley]

lol. He should have some offspring of Ari or something. That was still awesome.

[Daisy]

he just should have stopped at the third book.

[Brigid ✩]

i agree. he shoud have wrapped it all up in the third book.
cuz at this point it's like, "Well, we saved the world from blowing up ... Now what?"

[Riley]

yeah...it's snowing. GAH!

[T.O.L.I.]

yea, he really needs it to get exciting again....

[Brigid ✩]

i think it's hopeless at this point.

[[deleted user]]

okay.

[T.O.L.I.]

sadnes....