The Darren Humphries Thread - Comic fantasy and horror, strange bedfellows Showing 11,901-11,950 of 14,846

[Darren]

Anyway, I'm still working on 'The Knife Seller and the Magic Man' at the moment.

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh.

I want a porn book.

[Kath]

I want never gets!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Oh.

I want a porn book."

Amazon sells a few.

[Patti (baconater)]

Kath wrote: "I want never gets!"

Someone give Kath a shove. Her needle is stuck.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Where is Elle's pointy stick?

Oh here it is...

http://www.foundation3d.com/uploads/c...

[Darren]

That looks harsh. Can we go back to the half-naked ladies now please?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Here are some naked ladies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barenake...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And one who isn't naked.

http://www.weibar.net/wp-content/uplo...

[David]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "And one who isn't naked.

http://www.weibar.net/wp-content/uplo..."

Is that what's referred to as a selfy?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Oh how I wish...

[Patti (baconater)]

Might be able to Skype on Wednesday night as I don't work Thursday.

If I can stay awake, that is...

[Darren]

Will you be half-naked?

My father-in-law will be here, so I will really need to talk, if I can get near the computer.

[Darren]

Another blog post about a book what I read? Who'd have thought it?

http://darrenhumphriesebooks.blogspot...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

You have time to read??

[Darren]

Sleep is highly overrated (and fondly remembered).

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I thought for a moment you said Sheep!

[Patti (baconater)]

Darren wrote: "Will you be half-naked?

My father-in-law will be here, so I will really need to talk, if I can get near the computer."

Too hot here for half-measures.

I'll try my best to be on.

[Patti (baconater)]

You owe Claire a box of cookies, Darren.

[Darren]

For why do I owe Claire a box of cookies?

[Patti (baconater)]

She rather enjoyed Ward.

http://bookfaerie6.wordpress.com/

[Darren]

And I'm sure that Ward enjoyed her.

Good thing I don't read reviews (shuffles off to sand down suddenly longer nose)

Thank you, Katie. I appreciate anyone who takes time to leave a review, especially of throwaway fluff like mine.

[Darren]

They Came From Beyond Pulp is now first draft complete!

[Patti (baconater)]

You mean Claire, dopey.

Oh, is it now?

Then you better send me the complete first draft to look at, don't you think?

All my notes so far are now redundant, I expect.

[Darren]

Of course I mean Katie.

Damn!

Carol, Christine, Chloe, Cinderella...

I am indeed dopey and beg forgiveness from Claire.

All your recent notes will not have been acted on because they were all wrong (also I never had time to read them).

I'm not sure you've been a good enough girl to get the entire first draft.

[Patti (baconater)]

Well! Nice to know my efforts are appreciated!

I'm going down the garden to eat worms. :(

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Should have done that the last two nights when you were complaining about being hungry.

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh, I'll definitely be skyping tonight. My body clock is still on UK time.

Try and get on closer to 7pm than 8 if you can? Let FIL put the fluffy one to bed?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Its only Tuesday!

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh crap.

So it is.

[Patti (baconater)]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Should have done that the last two nights when you were complaining about being hungry."

Cruel.

[Patti (baconater)]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamb

[Darren]

I'm not even going to try and explain that to anyone. Let it be part of the mystery that is Patti.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I think I know, but I wasn't really listening that closely...

[Patti (baconater)]

Mystery? Me?

I'm completely transparent.

Except when I hit windows. Then I go splat.

[Patti (baconater)]

Thud splat.

[Patti (baconater)]

Thud. Splat.

Drip

Drip

Drip

[Darren]

I thought that it was really late where you are? Go to bed, woman.

[Patti (baconater)]

See now. There's a good blurb for a story.

[Patti (baconater)]

Laaaaaaaaaaaammmmbbbbbbbbbb

[Darren]

I think the blurb for the short story book is going to be really, really hard this time.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well don't let Patti write it!!

[Patti (baconater)]

Darren wrote: "I think the blurb for the short story book is going to be really, really hard this time."

Ooooo

Hard? Mmmmmmmhardmmmmmmm

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

PATTI!!

Go to sleep.

[Patti (baconater)]

Darren wrote: "I thought that it was really late where you are? Go to bed, woman."

Gawd I love it when a man sez that to me.

[Darren]

That's it. I'm not going to encourage her any more. Goodnight.

[Patti (baconater)]

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "PATTI!!

Go to sleep."

I'm counting sheep!

Laaaaaaaaaaammmmmmbbbbbb

[Patti (baconater)]

Darren wrote: "That's it. I'm not going to encourage her any more. Goodnight."

No guts, no glory.

[Patti (baconater)]

Oink?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Snort!