Questions or things you never understood...

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Hahaha yeh I've gone through a phase of being in love with each and every male cast member of HP swear to god. For the past 6 months I've been at the Matt Lewis stage. I don't think I'll ever get over him though, he's like saaaa perfect <3 Before that it was Tom Felton :)

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slightly random...

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I figured something out!!!! Woo! I figured out that Ron always liked Hermione. Look:

Ron: Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get those?
Marcus Flint: A gift from Draco's father.
Draco Malfoy: You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.
Hermione: At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!
[Hermione glares at him with a mixture of hate and hurt.]
Ron: You'll pay for that one, Malfoy! Eat slugs!
[Ron's spell backfires, blasting him off his feet. Harry and Hermione rush to his side.]
Hermione: Ron, are you okay? [Ron's face turns green] Say something!
[Ron opens his mouth as if to say something but instead regurgitates slugs.]

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hahahah! Well done lol... hmmm not to take away your moment of glory but I think we already knew that...!!! Hahahaha because Ron always had a crush on Hermione. Even in Philospher's Stone. Like even J.K has said it. :) hahaha but good discovery none the less. ;)

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Oh well. I have my moment. :P

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haha :) OMG Did u know that J.K also said that Draco had a crush on Hermione in most of the time they were at Hogwarts? I KNEW IT! lol :) But ahhhh all my Dramione fantasies came to life. Sighhhh if only something actually happened between them lol. <3

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OHMYGODYES

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I know!!! :O

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Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark ♥ wrote: "haha :) OMG Did u know that J.K also said that Draco had a crush on Hermione in most of the time they were at Hogwarts? I KNEW IT! lol :) But ahhhh all my Dramione fantasies came to life. Sighhhh i..."

YAY! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!! YAY!!!! Okay, but I am confused. . . .See this pic: http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/i... That is Lord Voldemort (the second side) on Quirrell (first face). Why does LV have a nose?????

[Dovewing]

Because it's a movie.

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But, in the other movies HE DOESN'T!!!

<3 Neville <3~~~~~
(view spoiler)[ 1. The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.

2. When Harry and Ginny’s children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry.

3. Voldemort didn’t light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom.

4. Bellatrix never actually tortured Neville’s parents. She just threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity.

5. Neville Longbottom doesn’t bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.

6. Thestrals can only see Neville Longbottom if they’ve witnessed someone dying.

7. Neville needs a remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.

8. Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.

9. When Severus Snape looks into Neville Longbottom’s mind, he only sees a sword coming at his neck.

10. When Neville Longbottom golfs, he uses a snake for the ball, and a sword for the club.

11. Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.

12. Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.

13. When Neville uses the knight bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention.

14. Most people can slam doors. Neville can slam Floo powder.

15. When Draco Malfoy found out he was worth a whole 12th of Neville Longbottom, he cried for joy.

16. The wizard prison was originally named after Neville - it used to be Bad-Asskaban.

17. Voldemort and the Death Eaters were actually created in the Room of Requirement. Neville walked passed it 3 times thinking he needed some opponents who were not laughably pathetic in comparison to him. Some things, not even magic can do.

18. Neville was dueling with Voldemort when a wizard asked, “who’s that fighting Neville?”

19. To access the Marauder’s Map, all Neville has to say is “I’m Neville Longbottom…bitch…”

20. Professor Quirrel didn’t have to fake his stammer in Neville’s presence.

21. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.

22. JK Rowling originally wanted to write the books from Neville’s point of view. Attempting this caused her permanent brain damage.

23. Voldemort can’t really fly. He can only fall after Neville kicks him.

24. When Neville is in a duel, he doesn’t need to use Expelliarmus; he just walks up and takes his opponent’s wand.

25. Snape didn’t convert to the Order of the Phoenix for love of Lily. He heard about the birth of Neville and knew it was only a matter of time.

26. Draco’s hairline isn’t receding, it’s actually running away from Neville. (hide spoiler)]

[Dovewing]

Maybe they decided that he looked creepier without a nose, or perhaps he lost more of his human features in the re-birth process.

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Maybe. . . . . .Hmmm . . . .

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OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM ACTUALLY FRIKKIN PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING I CANT GET OVER THE WHOLE NEVILLE TING U JUST POSTED KITTY! FRIKKIN HEELLLLLL THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SH*T IVE READ ALL DAY BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT IS GOLD!!!! WHERE DID U FIND IT OMFG!!!

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lolol *le wipes tear* :') haha and with the nose thing I think it's just because the director changed! I'm pretty sure anyway. I think they just wanted to go with a new angle! I remember reading somewhere that they were editing the movie and someone took out the nose and all the acotrs and stuff were like OMFGGGG it HAS to look like that so they permanantly took out the nose. Or something like that. .... idk lol! :)

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@Nushiiii loves Peeta Mellark: http://fuckyeahneville.tumblr.com/ . I WANT THAT SHIRT!!!!! WHO WANTS THAT SHIRT????

And, ohh, okay! Thanks a lot!

Some more from FaceBook. None of these are mine, even though I am half tempted to take credit for the ones that say "Me". . . but I won't. Anywho: (view spoiler)[ Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
--Me
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Neville urinates Felix Felicis.
--Demetriuous Lymon
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If Grindewald and Voldemort were to get in a fight, Neville would win.
--Celia Quillian
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Neville Longbottom bites the heads off of Hippogriffs.
--Andrea Spraycar
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Neville is one-eigth centaur. This has nothing to do with bloodline; he once ate an entire centaur.
--Jamez McShane
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Neville Longbottom sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled bad-ass wizarding ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Neville Expelliarmus'd the devil's ass and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play Exploding Snap every second Wednesday of the month.
--Callie Lawrence
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The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.
--Brittany Niccum
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When Harry and Ginny's children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry.
--Peter Chainey
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Voldemort didn't light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom.
--Me
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Neville Longbottom turned me full on gay.
--Anthony Rachal
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Nicolas Flamel created the philosopher's stone. Neville Longbottom created Nicolas Flamel.
--Kayleigh Bosnick
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Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
--Matt Jacobson
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If you spell "Neville Longbottom" in Scrabble, it's an automatic win.
--Kimberly Marie Golden
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Harry's chest tatoo isn't a Hungarian Horntail, it's a portrait of Neville.
--Matthew McLaughlin
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Bellatrix never actually tortured Neville's parents. She just threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity.
--Nathan Corliss
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Even though it was difficult getting four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament, the officials decided it was safer than the original plan of using Neville.
--Nathan Corliss
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Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
--Nathan Corliss
*
Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
--Nathan Corliss
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In kindergarten, Neville killed a Death Eater for Show and Tell.
--Mike Case
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If Neville had a myspace, he'd have more friends than Tom.
--Heidi Moore
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Originally, there was a spell called "Neville Longbottom" but when cast in a duel, both wizards would explode leaving nothing more than a smear of blood and a fraction of wand. They quickly changed this spell to the much weaker "Avada Kedavra."
--Rebecca Krznarich
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Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
--Carrie Wittmer
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If you're looking for Neville on the Marauder's map, he's labeled "BAMF."
--Ben Mapa
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Thestrals can only see Neville Longbottom if they've witnessed someone dying.
--Fridolin Heer
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Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
--Melissa E
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They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
--Michelle Varner
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They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."'
--Kayla Yates
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Dumbledore seriously considered calling it The Order of Neville Longbottom before he settled on The Order of the Phoenix.
--Carla Jimenez
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King Leonidas and the 300 were Neville Longbottom's bitches.
--Ryan Figueroa
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Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
--Suzi Ditman
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Neville's blood has thirteen uses.
--Seth Just
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Even phoenix tears won't cure wounds inflicted by Neville Longbottom.
--Erin Ouellette
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Neville needs a remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
--Mandan Naderi
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Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
--Andy Weissler
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Merlin got an Order of Neville, Third Class.
--Jamal Hill
*
Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
--Lance Sawyer
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Someone once asked Neville if there was alien life out in the universe. Neville replied, "There used to be."
--Zack McAfee
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When Severus Snape looks into Neville Longbottom's mind, he only sees a sword coming at his neck.
--Billy Garcia
*
Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.
--Chris Masterson
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Neville is listed in "Fantasic Beasts and Where to Find Them" with a Ministry of Magic Classification XXXXXX. This classification was created specifically for Neville.
--Sharmin Abbasi
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God first created man. Thinking He could do better, God created women. Then God created Neville Longbottom.
--Jeff Brunelle’s Beautiful Girlfriend
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Neville Longbottom taught the Veela how to dance.
--Sarah Ferris
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When Neville Longbottom golfs, he uses a snake for the ball, and a sword for the club.
--Chris French
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Hogwarts no longer teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, they just hand out Neville Longbottom masks.
--Kyle Boger
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Trevor the toad never really escapes. Neville Longbottom sends Trevor hunting for other students' pets.
--Laura Maurice
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Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizont Alley.
--Alexander Nicholson
*
Neville Longbottom sectumsempra'd his way out of his mother's womb. Ever since, muggles have called this operation a "C-section."
--Blake Mundell
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Neville Longbottom wears a Lethifold as a cape.
--Philip Brooks
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When Neville uses the knight bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention.
--Nora Stedman
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It was once suggested that "Diagon Alley" be changed to "Longbottom Alley." The idea was almost immediately cast aside, because nobody crosses Neville Longbottom and lives.
--Chris Faria
*
Most people can slam doors. Neville can slam Floo powder.
--Katie Fontes
*
Neville's alphabet soup only ever contains four letters: B, A, M, and F.
--Nora Stedman
*
There is no Night and Day. Only Neville saying "Lumos."
--Victor Ryan
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Neville Longbottom is often transported to the Room of Requirement, because the Room Requires Neville.
--Melissa O and her brother
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When Draco Malfoy found out he was worth a whole 12th of Neville Longbottom, he cried for joy.
--Adam Dixon
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The wizard prison was originally named after Neville - it used to be Bad-Asskaban.
--Cordi Morrison
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When Neville Apparates, he doesn't move -- the rest of the world shifts according to his design. The fact that this causes disasters like the Asian tsunami to occur is of little consequence to Neville.
--Alexander Nicholson
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The sorcerer's stone can give people immortality. Neville can take it away.
--Gavin Begg
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Polyjuice Potion is only rationed because Neville got sick of losing all his bodily hair.
--Claire Stone
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Voldemort and the Death Eaters were actually created in the Room of Requirement. Neville walked passed it 3 times thinking he needed some opponents who were not laughably pathetic in comparison to him. Some things, not even magic can do.
--Jason Taibi
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They thought of making a Neville puppet for Potter Puppet Pals...but nobody makes fun of Neville Longbottom and wakes up the following morning.
--Mle Larkin
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Followers of Voldemort are known as "Death Eaters." Followers of Neville Longbottom are know as "Death Eater Eaters."
--Jordan Smith
*
"Voldemort killed yer parents, 'arry", said Hagrid. "And then 'e came upstairs for you. O'course, what 'e didn't know wuz that they wuz babysitting Neville at the time..."
--Steve Cooper
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Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said "I have them right where I want them."
--Michael Selleck
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Originally, Professor Dumbledore was going to have Neville Longbottom guard the Sorcerer's Stone. But he couldn't figure out how to defeat him to get it back, so he went with plan B.
--Matt Allen
*
Neville was standing on the Vatican balcony with the Pope and someone said “Who’s that up there with Neville?”
--Shay Shay
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Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
--Rachel Gilbert
*
Professor Quirrel didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
--Chris Faria
*
Neville Longbottom listens to Mandrake cries on his iPod for entertainment.
--Simon Nicholson
*
Voldemort's Boggart is Trevor.
--Shafkat Hossain
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To access the Marauder's Map, all Neville has to say is "I'm Neville Longbottom...bitch..."
--Giacomo Calabria
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If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
--Ann Jaworski
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Neville uses different rules when playing Exploding Snap. When he starts to lose, he snaps, his opponents' heads explode, and then he takes their wands, galleons, and Chocolate Frog cards.
--Bobby Hart
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Aberforth Dumbledore performs inappropriate charms on goats. Neville Longbottom performs inappropriate charms on whomever he damn well pleases.
--Anna Mecca
*
In the Department of Mysteries there is a door which is always kept locked. Behind that door the Unspeakables study the power of Neville Longbottom.
--Jordan Smith
*
“Well, you can't break an Unbreakable Vow...”
“I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily enough. What happens if you break it then?”
“Neville.” said Ron simply.
--Eliza Clarke
*
Basilisks are hatched from a chicken egg beneath a toad.
Trevor was hatched from a Hungarian Horntail egg beneath a basilisk.
--Katie Slivensky
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Neville Longbottom gave Oliver wood.
--Becka Tapia
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After Harry struggled to retrieve the horntail's golden egg, Neville went back for the rest of them for his daily protein shake.
--Erika Lindberg
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Remus Lupin actually had nothing to do with the naming of the Shrieking Shack. It's just the place where Neville takes his dates.
--Christina Cozzetto
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Voldemort can't really fly. He can only fall after Neville kicks him.
--Frederick Gonzalez IV
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Neville made Chuck out of Mrs. Norris’ rib.
--Shishir Nair
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JK Rowling originally wanted to write the books from Neville's point of view. Attempting this caused her permanent brain damage.
--Andisha Sabri
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When Neville and Fleur walk side by side, all of the boys stare at HIM.
--Derek Siegel
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Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
--Francesca Butler
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When neville was sorted, there was no house yet called ‘Badass McGee's Pimp Crib', so they stuck him in Gryffindor.
--Nathaniel B.
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Neville Longbottom turned Dumbledore gay.
--1/3 of this group’s members
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Neville had to confund the Goblet of Fire NOT to pick him.
--Jacob Yum
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Neville's favorite in-flight movie is Snakes on a Plane.
--Colleen Deitrich
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Only Neville is allowed to use first year Gryffindors and Slytherins as Christmas decorations.
--Samantha Whipps
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The only reason Lupin didn't make Neville godfather was 'cause he was scared his son would grow up to be better than him
--Ariani Gil
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Neville uses the sword of Gryffindor as a backscratcher, but only when the Whomping Willow isnt doing the trick.
--Meriel Stein
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Neville can immediately identify the difference between a wolf and a werewolf: he eats one with ketchup for breakfast and prefers the other sautéed with garlic as a midnight snack.
--Chelle Nadeau
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Soulja Boy changed the song so he could Neville Longbottom that ho!
--Carrie Gambino
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Voldemort checks under his bed for Mrs. Weasley, and Mrs. Weasley checks under hers for Neville. She shouldn’t bother--he's almost always in Ginny's room.
--Amy Lisbet Munch (hide spoiler)]

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Some more Neville's!!! (view spoiler)[*
Neville was never made into a Chocolate Frog card -- not because he didn't deserve it, but because any card with his picture on it always melted the frogs.
--Brad Terry
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Bertie Bott once created a Neville Longbottom-flavored jellybean. Since this flavor obviously couldn't be contained in one small shell of sugar, it ended up breaking up into every flavor in the world, and so Bertie now sells his famous Every Flavored Beans.
--Stephanie Zimmerman
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Neville Avada Kedavra'ed the Sheriff, but he did not Avada Kedavra the Deputy.
--Jamie “Batty” Batabyal
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When Neville walked into Ollivander's shop, every single wand jumped up, wanting him to pick it.
--Sihao Chua
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When you drink a unicorn’s blood, you end up with a half-life. When you drink Neville's blood...well, you're probably just dreaming.
--Sihao Chua
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Neville Longbottom was the author of "Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches." He left it at twelve to keep the population in check
--Daina Baldwin
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Every song the Weird Sisters wrote is dedicated to Neville Longbottom, but he still won't join the band.
--Rachel Van Gilder
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In Half-Blood Prince, Romilda Vane says, "You don't have to sit with them." Harry assumed she was talking to him because she was looking at him. He was wrong. She was talking to Neville, but no one can look directly at him.
--Rachel Van Gilder
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When Neville is in a duel, he doesn't need to use Expelliarmus; he just walks up and takes his opponent’s wand.
--Zach Smith
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Neville's Myers Briggs Type Indicator result is BAMF.
--Sihao Chua
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Harry Potter's potions book had hints that turned out to be from Snape. When Snape had been a student, his potions book had hints from Neville.
--Todd Kurrus
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There are three things that are known to destroy a Horcrux:
+The sword of Gryffindor
+A basilisk fang
+A slight glance from Neville
--Todd Kurus
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Neville's at yo skool. Killin yo snakez.
-- Shanleigh Klassen
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Wronski once tried to do a "Longbottom Feint". He crashed.
--Jack Nuttgens
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Neville is the reason why Fang’s always drooling.
--Ava Vila
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Snape didn't convert to the Order of the Phoenix for love of Lily. He heard about the birth of Neville and knew it was only a matter of time.
-- Brittany Baker
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Dolohov didn't Tarantellegra Neville Longbottom in OotP; his legs only realized they were a part of Neville and got excited.
--Kate Sinclair
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Neville is the only person not on a team who is cheered for during Quidditch games.
--Jessica Hulett
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Neville confunded Colin Creevey into thinking it was Harry he wanted to follow around with a camera.
--Fiona Sheils
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"They say that the wand chooses the wizard. Not so for Neville; he chose the one that matched his sweater set."
--Katie Swantak
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Matt Stone and Trey Parker were really confused about why Kenny came back to life for every South Park episode. That is, they were confused until they found out that Kenny is Neville's favorite character.
--Jessica Burroughs
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It used to be called The Four Broomsticks before Neville felt like going for a spontaneous ride in the countryside...
--Rachel Wolf
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If anyone legally changes his name to "Neville Longbottom," it is considered slander and he is sentenced to life imprisonment in Azkaban.
--Alex Miles Long
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The Weasleys aren't called "bloodtraitors" for liking muggles; Neville once got a papercut in their house, and any spilling of his blood is considered to be treason.
--Amanda Elizabeth Green
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Remember when Hermione wouldn't say what the last thing she smelt was when she smelt the love potion? It was Neville.
--Lisa Hampson
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Draco's hairline isn't receding, it's actually running away from Neville.
--Daniel Cho
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When neville screams, mandrakes die.
--Hannah Ontiveros
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*Quotable BAMF Moments*

"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
*
"Alecto, Amycus' sister, teaches Muggle Studies, which is compulsory for everyone. We've all got to listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, stupid and dirty, and how they drove wizards into hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the natural order is being reestablished. I got this one," he indicated another slash to his face, "for asking how much Muggle blood she and her brother have got."
"Blimey, Neville," said Ron, "there's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth."
"You didn't hear her," said Neville.
*
"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
*
"Neville's the man!"
*
"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
*
"Mandrakes!" Neville bellowed at Harry over his shoulder as he ran. "Going to lob them over the walls--they won't like this!"
*
"Have you seen my grandson?"
"He's fighting," said Harry.
"Naturally."
*
Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort.
*
"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
*
With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
*
Some old-school BAMF: "I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy."
* (hide spoiler)]