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[Félix]

Way to go, C.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The boys at my church were by and large sex-obsessed.

[Laurin]

Working on homework. I just did Access stuff. Now I'm going to attempt to start my history paper.

[Félix]

So what does church have to do with any of that?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Church boys were horny.

[Félix]

Church or no church, boys are horny.

[Susan]

That is what I was going to say.

[[deleted user]]

Cynthia wrote: " The boys were afraid of me, the girls disgusted."

Sounds like you were just doing your job.

[evie]

I only knew church boys before they were horny. I was ten when I stopped going to church functions.

[Laurin]

Waiting for the class before mine to leave the lecture hall.

[evie]

Sitting drinking coffee and enjoying the peace of a sleeping household.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Happy it's the weekend.

[Cynthia]

Mormon boys are Messed Up.

[Phil]

Cynthia wrote: "Mormon boys are Messed Up."

Yes! You're just figuring that out?

[Laurin]

Reading, waiting for SNL.

[evie]

Trying to get into a pie making mood. I just don't feel it.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Do you feel like throwing pies?

[evie]

I'll see how it turns out. You never know.

[Cynthia]

Phil wrote: "Cynthia wrote: "Mormon boys are Messed Up."

Yes! You're just figuring that out?"

Nope. I learned it well in that red dress at that crazy teen dance in Des Moines. The adult Mormons hauled out rulers to make sure no one was closer than 12" from their dance partner.

[Félix]

What a waste of energy on their part.

[Cynthia]

I know!? Those boys were too scared to make eye contact with me let alone dance me off to Utah!

[Cynthia]

Dr. Detroit wrote: "Cynthia wrote: " The boys were afraid of me, the girls disgusted."

Sounds like you were just doing your job."

Clark gets me.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Cynthia wrote: "The adult Mormons hauled out rulers to make sure no one was closer than 12" from their dance partner."

Oh come on, that is too good to be true.

[evie]

Ready for bed.

[Félix]

I'm still bummed. Yesterday I changed planes at Midway, having over an hour layover. Lobstergirl and I had planned to meet up -- but she stood me up. I couldn't believe it. And this was after she made me swear to not take any pictures.

[Carol]

for realz?

[evie]

Perhaps she just walked by and had a look at you.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Felix was wearing his Pope's mitre. It scared me.

[Félix]

I knew that hat was the wrong choice.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Accessories (styling) are everything. So Project Runway has taught me.

The chaps and red Prada slippers were also a bridge too far.

[Félix]

Why does no one tell me these things?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Tim Gunn would, if you would read his book.

[Félix]

Never. But my daughter chatted with him at an event in DC and found him delightful.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Few people fit that "My Imaginary Best Friend" category better.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Listening to early Arnold Schoenberg (1898-1903) and downloading podcasts for later listening.

[evie]

I'm supposed to be cutting Mr evie's hair but he is is having printer issues instead,

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I think someone kidnapped evie as she was typing!

[Cynthia]

Shall we file a missing persons report???

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Paging through a nauseating slideshow of "New York Media Power Couples." Seriously, most of these people are, like, 23 and I've never heard of them.

[~Geektastic~]

I'm actually on a call with a customer. He's been rambling for an HOUR, so I'm wasting time until I can get a word in to get him off the phone.

[Félix]

Sitting in Denver airport terminal, having arrived an hour late from Sacramento to find 1)snow starting to fall (quite heavy now) and 2) my flight 1 hr 10 min late out of here. Is this one of the times I should fingering rosary beads?

[evie]

Luxuriating in selfish pleasures such as hogging the remote control and rejoicing that there is only one cup, one bowl, and one spoon on the sink this morning.

[Susan]

Ha! I sometimes enjoy just having to deal with only my messes, too.

FeLarryix, be safe!

[Carol]

Larry, I hope all is well!

[Félix]

Made it home only 3 hours late! Now I get to stay home until 6 am Monday.

[evie]

Yay! Larry's home.

[Cynthia]

Larry I said a Hail Mary for you this morning while Carl and I watched a beautiful sunrise. Glad you made it home.

[Félix]

Thanks you guys!

[Phil]

Susan wrote: "Ha! I sometimes enjoy just having to deal with only my messes, too.

FeLarryix, be safe!"

Oh snap. I read "messes" as " menses" and was wondering why you enjoy it. Time for my reading glasses.

[Susan]