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Jul 31, 2012 05:05AM

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SAL---LEE! Yoo Hoo! I take it with a splash of half and half! Are you coming?
It's too late in the day for coffee for me. I had my delicious coffee at 9 a.m.
I would take a decaf Frappuccino, though. Barista? Barista?
I would take a decaf Frappuccino, though. Barista? Barista?
I get a warm buzz and an odd sense of belonging when you make time-zone jokes.
Hey! I just came in to post about poo!
I was going to say:
Right now I'm feeling so relieved. Feeling good. I just had a big solid log-style poo. Nice and green and dark brown. But firm. Not too firm, not to cause a stomach ache. It took a few to slide it out, but when I did.
Aaaaah.
Man I love a good poo. This one was about seven inches long.
I was going to say:
Right now I'm feeling so relieved. Feeling good. I just had a big solid log-style poo. Nice and green and dark brown. But firm. Not too firm, not to cause a stomach ache. It took a few to slide it out, but when I did.
Aaaaah.
Man I love a good poo. This one was about seven inches long.

I was going to say:
Right now I'm feeling so relieved. Feeling good. I just had a big solid log-style poo. Nice and green and dark brown. But firm. Not..."
Poo should be soft enough to go into the bowl as a loose coil, not a stiff log. Eat veggies and fruit.
It was her first poo on the potty! Sweeter was in Trinidad so I had to share the glory. He was unthankful. As I imagine you would be too.
*saves poo for self*
*saves poo for self*


More genius from Carlin.
It's all good, but the relevant piece begins at 2:12.


And it's morning."
ALL HAIL THE NEW PAGE!
Gail, congrats! *rubs Gail's head for luck*

You're in Boone? I have an appointment at noon in Ames, then I could take you to the Dutch Oven bakery for a tasty Dutch Letter! I even showered today! Are you there on Railroad business, Felarry?


It's a pastry. Almond filling, shaped like a letter in the alphabet.
@Sally: i will have none of your sass, Miss.
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