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You are overthinking and being hyper-sensitive, my tardis-clad drug-doing friend. I love you, loathe the image you posted.



BTW, congratulations. I too cannot wait to leave my current employment.

BTW, congratulations. I too cannot wait to leave my ..."
I'm trying to tell myself that, Cortney. Argh, it's just really hard. I'm not confrontational, even a little, but it would still be really nice to tell him exactly what I think of him and his shitty, backwards business.


How beautiful is it to see a book being born!
http://laughingsquid.com/birth-of-a-b...

How beautiful is it to see a book being born!
http://laughingsquid.com/birth-of-a-b..."
*sniffle* So beautiful and so endangered.

I was unemployed for nine months back in the spring, summer, and fall of 1983 and while I had a blast due to the fact that I had absolutely zero cares in the world, I cringe when I think back to those days in the MESC (Michigan Employment Security Commission) office/logjam of human languish where I had to go to pick up my unemployment checks. I'd advise anyone to do EVERYTHING within your power to hang on to your job. Heap your employer with phony plaudits, offer to babysit his kids, gulp amphetamines and perform the work load of ten mules. If you have to, get down and smooch his dusty wingtips anew with sheen. In your spare time go to church, pray to Allah, pray to Buddha, plead with Zeus, beg of Jah, implore the graces of whatever deity landed the '69 Mets a pennant to keep your butt in the fold and out of places like the MESC.
If you're lucky enough to live in a state that mails out unemployment checks, disregard everything I just said.
If you're lucky enough to live in a state that mails out unemployment checks, disregard everything I just said.


I did babysit my employers' kids. Several times. For free. Did I mention I'm really happy to be leaving this job?
Amber ~Geektastic~ wrote: "Clark wrote: "I was unemployed for nine months back in the spring, summer, and fall of 1983 and while I had a blast due to the fact that I had absolutely zero cares in the world, I cringe when I th..."
Good on you, Amber!
Good on you, Amber!

Dude, it's been over two years and I"m still job-hunting. Fortunately, while I was drawing unemployment, I could get my checks via direct deposit.
I'm pretty sure some states (a lot of states?) give the unemployed debit cards, rather than checks or direct deposit. I read a few articles about how onerous the debit card fees were and of course I felt rage on behalf of the f__king unemployed people having fees piled on them.
I saw a headline the other day that Social Security is going to stop mailing checks. I felt a burst of irritation and didn't click on it. (Old people! Gotta keep it simple for them!)
I saw a headline the other day that Social Security is going to stop mailing checks. I felt a burst of irritation and didn't click on it. (Old people! Gotta keep it simple for them!)
It's simple if you're familiar with it. A lot of olds might not be. They like to have a paper copy of something that they can handle and take to the bank. If it's all virtual, there will be fretting.
Jammies wrote: "Fortunately, while I was drawing unemployment, I could get my checks via direct deposit."
Then you were lucky in that regard. As if waiting in line at MESC wasn't bad enough, after a while they instituted a new requirement whereby you were expected to make the rounds looking for an alternative occupation and take along four sets of completed job applications when you went to pick up your biweekly check. So I went along with it. On a given week, I may have "applied" for work at a taxidermy shop, a porno theater, a limousine service, and a funeral home. It was a real grin.
Then you were lucky in that regard. As if waiting in line at MESC wasn't bad enough, after a while they instituted a new requirement whereby you were expected to make the rounds looking for an alternative occupation and take along four sets of completed job applications when you went to pick up your biweekly check. So I went along with it. On a given week, I may have "applied" for work at a taxidermy shop, a porno theater, a limousine service, and a funeral home. It was a real grin.
janine wrote: "If I run out of ideas for my mandated job applications I will turn to you for advice, Clark."
That's why I'm here, Janine.
That's why I'm here, Janine.

Then you were lucky in that regard. As if waiting in line at MESC wasn't bad enough, after a while they instituted a new requirement whereby you were expected to make the rounds looking for an alternative occupation and take along four sets of completed job applications when you went to pick up your biweekly check. So I went along with it. On a given week, I may have "applied" for work at a taxidermy shop, a porno theater, a limousine service, and a funeral home. It was a real grin."
And they all hired you, right?
Félix wrote: "Iowa. Come to Iowa."
Or Ohio--I still use checks at my grocery store.
I love those birds. I was in southern New Mexico last week, exploring a ghost town where a relative was killed in 1907, and saw a roadrunner -- first one I've seen since I lived in Texas.