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[RandomAnthony]

None of the guys here would need one of those, of course.

[~Geektastic~]

And they do help fight the effects of gravity.

[~Geektastic~]

Barb wrote: "Amber wrote: "And they do help fight the effects of gravity."

When I was a teenager, my aunt tried to convince me that the more often you went without a bra, the firmer you'd be because your boo..."

Lol, boob muscles.

[Janice]

Barb wrote: "When I was a teenager, my aunt tried to convince me that the more often you went without a bra, the firmer you'd be because your boo..."

I grew up during the bra burning days, and I went braless. While boobs do head south as you get older, I'm now a firm (ahem) believer that going braless speeded up the process.

[Jammies]

Amber, do NOT laugh at the boob muscles--I've sprained one and owwwwwwwwwwww.

[~Geektastic~]

Jammies "Running with Fiskars" wrote: "Amber, do NOT laugh at the boob muscles--I've sprained one and owwwwwwwwwwww."

I'm mostly just laughing at the way it sounds when you say it. Hope your ladies recover quickly!

[Sally, la reina]

I just don't like bras.

[Kevin]

have i mentioned my dislike for nursing bras?

[Félix]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "have i mentioned my dislike for nursing bras?"

You have.

[Sally, la reina]

Why Kev? Seems like you'd like the easy fold down flap access.

[janine]

Barb wrote: "Jammies "Running with Fiskars" wrote: "Amber, do NOT laugh at the boob muscles--I've sprained one and owwwwwwwwwwww."

Ha! I do that all the time ... usually when trying to open a really tight lid."

I didn't sprain a muscle, but there was pickle juice everywhere.

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[Jim]

Barb wrote: "*wonders if Kevin was breast fed as a baby*"

Good question, maybe he's trying to make up for lost time.

[Kevin]

look, it's just that there are all these snaps and straps and foldy things and they're weird. like batman's mom's utility belt for boobs or something

[Angela~twistedmind~]

Barb wrote: "I can't conceive (a) my bras lasting me more than a decade, or (b) magnet closures holding ... that's gotta be a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.
I buy 2 or 3 every few months - no more tha..."

I feel your (back & shoulder) pain, Barb. It's near to impossible to find a decent DDD cup! No way they're going to last more than 4-6 months, either. I did recently purchase an adorable bra from Fredrick's of Hollywood......I rarely can afford to shop there. It is pink with delicate black swirls and curlicues. For what I paid for it, it better hold up at least 6 months!! In more ways than one. There better be no saggage going on! I want those girls sitting high and perky. If I gotta lug them around at least they can appear nice and perky.
Damn big titties!
Oh, and Barb, when you're talking to a man, any man, do they more often talk to you or your boobs? Come on, fellas. We notice.

@ Sallers.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! A ding-ding sling.

@ Barb, again.....Mama insisted I wear a bra at all times from the second they began to bud, when I was about 8. Her reasoning was exactly the opposite.......if you go braless the more and the sooner you will begin to sag. I've decided they've probably sagged all they're going to, so I rarely ever wear a bra around the house. If they sag much more I'll be able to wrap them around my hips and use them as cushions.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "have i mentioned my dislike for nursing bras?"

Repeatedly.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "look, it's just that there are all these snaps and straps and foldy things and they're weird. like batman's mom's utility belt for boobs or something"

I thought you might have enjoyed the juxtaposition of a superhero, a utility belt, and breasts.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I like bras. I feel better wearing one. And I am average sized (perfectly sized, one might say).

[Helena]

I like bras too. I feel uncomfortable without one and I actually find it a bit painful- I have to wear a sports bra at the very least.

I am not average sized, not huge but not average either. I wish I belonged to the IBTC, just so I could buy a button down shirt and not have to have it altered. Mine are all two sizes too big just to accommodate the girls.

[Sally, la reina]

The girls. Heh. Mine are more like The Munchkins

[Stina]

I also like bras and feel better wearing one. I slept in them from the time I started wearing one until about a year ago (this working bra digs in after a while). I firm(ha)ly believe they've helped wage the war against sagging... this girl couldn't even hold a pencil and I've got some meat to work with.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Oh no, I could never sleep in one.

[Jammies]

Angela wrote: "If they sag much more I'll be able to wrap them around my hips and use them as cushions."

I understand how you feel. I have to yank mine out of my waistband just to get dressed! And I can't buy from Fredericks for the same reason I can't buy from Victoria's Secret--I have a large-ish band size but a really outré cup size. *sigh*

[janine]

I always wear bras and feel more comfortable with than without, though I can't imagine sleeping in them. I'm pretty average, so no trouble there, except that sometimes my size is sold out.

[~Geektastic~]

Helena wrote: "I like bras too. I feel uncomfortable without one and I actually find it a bit painful- I have to wear a sports bra at the very least.

I am not average sized, not huge but not average either. I ..."

I am a card carrying member of the IBTC, but I can't complain, it's more convenient. I do hate not being able to support a strapless dress, though.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The bra I'm wearing today is having a fiberfill malfunction. Probably because I washed it in the machine. The top of the cup is now curving out instead of in, creating a ridge. I think it's an Olga. Which is a lovely, lovely name, by the way.

[Sally, la reina]

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Another one of my bras bit the dust today. My fancy clear center taupe cross back wedding day bra! NO no no no no!

[Félix]

Passages.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Your breasts are very damaging.

[Félix]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Your breasts are very damaging."

That's a terrible thing to say to Sally.

[Janice]

Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?

[Félix]

Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier ....

[Phil]

::lurks::

[janine]

Michele, is that you?

[Jammies]

Larry wrote: "Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier ...."

Almost. :( I sing that song a LOT when I'm getting dressed.

[Brittomart]

I love it when threads make me literally laugh out loud.

[Jammies]

Oooh, I am in a bad mood today. I'll be under my bridge, growling. If you're a goat, don't even think about trying to cross the bridge today.

[Sally, la reina]

Yay, Jammies brought the thread back from the land of boob!

[Jammies]

*growls at Sally*

[Sally, la reina]

eek!


::: runs away fast :::

[janine]

Not the poor goat!

[Félix]

That must be the proverbial scapegoat.

[~Geektastic~]

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[[deleted user]]

I am painting again tomorrow. I have the colour. It is called goats lambs wool somthing or other. The name doesn't make any sense but it is nice and should give the rooms a lift.

[Jonathan]

You're installing a lift?

[[deleted user]]

Ha, I could but I'm not.

[Jonathan]

Good luck with the painting.

[~Geektastic~]

Every home needs a lift from time to time.

[[deleted user]]

Now that would give the house a better view and improve the light.

[Jammies]

Barb wrote: "*throws a sacrifical goat under the bridge to appease the great and grouchy Jammies*"

*forcibly washes and blow-dries the goat, then paints his nails electric chartreuse, tips his eyelashes in purple glitter and finishes him off with a spritz of Dior J'Adore*

*eyes Barb, still growling*

[[deleted user]]

Here is a challenge for you Jammies.

*shoves son under the bridge for a forced make over*