The Question's Group/Philosopher's Club discussion
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Sep 18, 2008 09:18AM
When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Man, life is complicated...
What's the opposite of opposite?
How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? I never got that...
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? talk about taking a step backwards...
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours? So freakin' annoying...
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?(not that I care)
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?(no offense to all you illiterates out there)
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Well, I do but still(born) nah, thats just messed up...
Why does Goofy stand erect(lol "erect") while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! WHY DOESN'T DISNEY JUST GET W/ THE FREAKIN' PROGRAM, ALREADY?!
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's(your grandmother's) face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him(her) for a car ride, he(she) sticks his(her) head out the window?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? jw...
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? So freakin' ignorant...
lol!!!i just love how joe comes up w/ these!!
lol or does it?
**cue scary music**
**cue scary music**
ok, but do you have any evidence?
**feels all smart**
**feels all smart**
cya!
**hires a P.D. to spy on you**
**hires a P.D. to spy on you**
...factor! yup, i got that :) u?
ummm yeaa tess great of you 4 figuring out NOWlol jk but seriously he's the one doin the spying..
her mouth? oops, i mean "her key board"
i would marry him...............................................................................................
who told you that you could talk about me when im not here?
Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
i say "indeed" so what? i'll get verbal if i have to
you would think that both verbal and oral meant the same thing..but they dont? sorry just had to make it into a question cause this is the question's group. and im not sure but does "question's" really need that apostrophe s at the end
