Writer's Block

[Isaac]

Yeah, I've had this since, like, April.

As I have stated in another post, Writer's Block only affected my fiction. I decided to resort to fan fiction. Then I was skipping through a meadow of ideas, but stupid Writer's Block sucked all the joy out of that.

Basically, I have no original ideas. And my writing sucks more than usual.

Any help on how to get over this?

Sure, I have other stories, but since we reformatted my computer, we got a different Word, so I can't open my stories now. =(

HELP!

The Internet gives me stupid advice and story ideas, leaving me to stare at Harrison Ford's face until I get inspiration.

Thanks for your cooperation.

[Jo]

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[[deleted user]]

1. STOP PUTTING YOURSELF DOWN

2. writeordie.com

[Elliott]

I definitely agree with Cara.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

I third this.

[Elliott]

My other personality fourths it.

[Isaac]

OH NO, NOT WRITE OR DIE. D:

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Yes. Write or die.

[Elliott]

I LOVE WRITE OR DIE.

[Isaac]

I've never done it because I am to scared to.

And I have nothing to write about.

[Colby]

Emily, I'm about to spend lots of time on Write or Die. I hate that site, but I need it right now. You should do it too because that place OBLITERATES writer's block.

[[deleted user]]

Colby wrote: "Emily, I'm about to spend lots of time on Write or Die. I hate that site, but I need it right now. You should do it too because that place OBLITERATES writer's block."

Yes times 1000

[Elliott]

You know you don't... actually... die... right, Emily? (I'll understand if you're confused, I was at first too.)

[Isaac]

Yes, but I die anyways.

I go BOOM.

Like Alderaan.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

You need to force yourself to write.

Really, writers block is fake. It's just an excuse.

[Elliott]

Exactly. And don't judge your first drafts. They're SUPPOSED to suck so bad nobody will ever read them.

[Isaac]

An excuse for what?

Being uncreative?

That's right, I'm being annoying.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Yes. An excuse for being uncreative.

[Isaac]

It's just so hard to be creative when you're an analytical like me. D:

[Elliott]

An excuse for being too lazy to just sit down and write.

[Isaac]

Because I don't have any ideas.

[Elliott]

Any stories you haven't finished yet?

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Ideas will come out if you type words. I promise.

[[deleted user]]

LAV WE SHOULD HAVE A WRITE OR DIE COMPETITION THINGY MA JIGGER

[Isaac]

Lav [can't take the kid from the fight] wrote: "Any stories you haven't finished yet?"

Yes, but I can't get them on my laptop because they're two different file types. D:

[Isaac]

Fine. I'm going on Write or Die.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

CAN MARIA TOO, CARA?

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Maria [just a paper emergency] wrote: "CAN MARIA TOO, CARA?"

Actually, I have nothing to write...

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Emily the Zepik [Mrs. Han Solo] wrote: "Fine. I'm going on Write or Die."

YES. GO.

[Elliott]

RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY MOMENT?

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

If we do it I'm not going to not because I have writers block I just need to plan a tiny little bit.

[Isaac]

Hey, I'll join the competition.

[Elliott]

Maria... I just thought you said that Writer's Block didn't exist. HYPOCRITE.

Yes! You should Emily. We just need Cara to get over here so we can pick a time. What about... 11:40 for ten minutes?

[Isaac]

MARIA. I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK AND I'M DOING IT.

Yes, 11:40 will work. Ten minute period?

[[deleted user]]

15 MINUTES!

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

uithjkeshfure 8uihjn that was a typo. I meant "don't have ideas."
Today was exhaaausting don't judge me.

Hehehehehe. Just reminds me. Yesterday I was videochatting with Kim and I kept accidentally saying "incest sticks" instead of "incense" and it took my forever to see why she was laughing.

[Isaac]

"I don't have ideas" is what I have. :P

Anyways, fifteen minute period? All right.

[Elliott]

Okay, okay, 15 minutes. For Cara. It's gonna start in five minutes. START YOUR ENGINES, FELLOW WRITERS.

*laughs* I adore you, Maria, love.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

fifteen minute at :40.

I am doing it. I'm not writing a novel though. I think I'm gonna write a The Girl thing.

[Elliott]

Ooh yes!

I'm going to write the next chapter of After Abby, I believe, since I'm struggling with writing it. I'm struggling very much, indeed.

[Isaac]

I'm going to use the restroom real fast.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

I really have to pee I'll brb then do this

[Elliott]

NO WAY I HAVE TO PEE TOO. This is good.

[Isaac]

I AM BACK.

[Elliott]

One minute!

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

I AM BACK TOO.

[Isaac]

I keep refreshing the page to see when to start. :P

[Isaac]

GO.

[Colby]

Lav [can't take the kid from the fight] wrote: "You know you don't... actually... die... right, Emily? (I'll understand if you're confused, I was at first too.)"

That's unless you use the advanced rules.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

CARA'S DADDY MADE HER GET OFF THE COMPUTER.