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PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIAC The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps.... Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps.... Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps.... Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps.... Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am."
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps.... Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps.... Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
"What," Einstein yelled back, not burning up because the fireproof clothes made the fire feel cool.
"I said FOOL!" the man repeated.
"That's not what I meant. DUH!" Einstein replied with his arms crossed.
"Then what was it?" the man snapped.
Einstein sent back a blank stare. "You're dumb, mister." At that moment, the horse jumped on the man and snapped his neck, leaving him to fall on the ground, limp.
Instantly Einstein started jumping up and down, filled with joy for having defeated his enemy.
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps.... Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
"The kookaburra does!" shrieked Bohr as a giant kookaburra, who had thrown the Pepsi, cawed.
((This just keeps getting weirder and weirder...))
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIAC The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
"The kookaburra does!" shrieked Bohr as a giant kookaburra, who had thrown the Pepsi, cawed.
The kookaburra burst into confetti above there heads.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIAC The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
"The kookaburra does!" shrieked Bohr as a giant kookaburra, who had thrown the Pepsi, cawed.
The kookaburra burst into confetti above there heads. Nikola Tesla fell in fell out of the confetti.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"
Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
"What," Einstein yelled back, not burning up because the fireproof clothes made the fire feel cool.
"I said FOOL!" the man repeated.
"That's not what I meant. DUH!" Einstein replied with his arms crossed.
"Then what was it?" the man snapped.
Einstein sent back a blank stare. "You're dumb, mister." At that moment, the horse jumped on the man and snapped his neck, leaving him to fall on the ground, limp.
As Einstein left him there to die, the man automatically started planning his revenge.
Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
"What," Einstein yelled back, not burning up because the fireproof clothes made the fire feel cool.
"I said FOOL!" the man repeated.
"That's not what I meant. DUH!" Einstein replied with his arms crossed.
"Then what was it?" the man snapped.
Einstein sent back a blank stare. "You're dumb, mister." At that moment, the horse jumped on the man and snapped his neck, leaving him to fall on the ground, limp.
As Einstein left him there to die, the man automatically started planning his revenge.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
"The kookaburra does!" shrieked Bohr as a giant kookaburra, who had thrown the Pepsi, cawed.
The kookaburra burst into confetti above there heads. Nikola Tesla fell in fell out of the confetti.
"How did you get in the confetti?" Bohr asked.
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Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
"The kookaburra does!" shrieked Bohr as a giant kookaburra, who had thrown the Pepsi, cawed.
The kookaburra burst into confetti above there heads. Nikola Tesla fell in fell out of the confetti.
"How did you get in the confetti?" Bohr asked.
"Magic, of course," Chimed Nikola Tesla, clumps of confetti still in her hair.
Lav walked in, very confused.
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
"The kookaburra does!" shrieked Bohr as a giant kookaburra, who had thrown the Pepsi, cawed.
The kookaburra burst into confetti above there heads. Nikola Tesla fell in fell out of the confetti.
"How did you get in the confetti?" Bohr asked.
"Magic, of course," Chimed Nikola Tesla, clumps of confetti still in her hair.
Lav walked in, very confused. Another kookaburra, screeching and flying down towards Lav, cawed so loud another Pepsi fell from the sky.
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass. Then suddenly--
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
It exploded, sending a huge gust of wind and sand towards the two helpless victims.
No one would've guessed Niels Bohr, Einstein's best friend, was there.
The Joker looked confused as Einstein exchanged words with his friend.
"Is that Osama--I mean, Obama?" Niels Bohr said.
The Joker falls over in a fit of laughter.
"You-" he gasped, tears streaming out of his eyes he was laughing so hard. "You think that I'm Obama?"
He straightened, a grin still on his face. "Well I am." He suddenly transformed into President Obama holding a bag of Doritos in one hand and a sawed off shotgun in the other.
"Now who wants to be a good boy and get me a Pepsi?" he asked, wearing a psycho grin on his face. Suddenly a giant Pepsi can flew out of the sky and smashed into the ground leaving a giant crater.
"The kookaburra does!" shrieked Bohr as a giant kookaburra, who had thrown the Pepsi, cawed.
The kookaburra burst into confetti above there heads. Nikola Tesla fell in fell out of the confetti.
"How did you get in the confetti?" Bohr asked.
"Magic, of course," Chimed Nikola Tesla, clumps of confetti still in her hair.
Lav walked in, very confused. Another kookaburra, screeching and flying down towards Lav, cawed so loud another Pepsi fell from the sky.
"Pepsi for all and to all a good night!" Lav cried
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The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
As it fell through the atmosphere, the strange ball burst into flames, and just before it hit the ground, it stopped in mid-air and hovered five feet above the grass.