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The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole.
Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheese
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
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Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground, "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!" Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!"
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
"What," Einstein yelled back, not burning up because the fireproof clothes made the fire feel cool.
"I said FOOL!" the man repeated.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
"What," Einstein yelled back, not burning up because the fireproof clothes made the fire feel cool.
"I said FOOL!" the man repeated.
"That's not what I meant. DUH!" Einstein replied with his arms crossed.
"Then what was it?" the man snapped.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
"What," Einstein yelled back, not burning up because the fireproof clothes made the fire feel cool.
"I said FOOL!" the man repeated.
"That's not what I meant. DUH!" Einstein replied with his arms crossed.
"Then what was it?" the man snapped.
Einstein sent back a blank stare. "You're dumb, mister." At that moment, the horse jumped on the man and snapped his neck, leaving him to fall on the ground, limp.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
"What," Einstein yelled back, not burning up because the fireproof clothes made the fire feel cool.
"I said FOOL!" the man repeated.
"That's not what I meant. DUH!" Einstein replied with his arms crossed.
"Then what was it?" the man snapped.
Einstein sent back a blank stare. "You're dumb, mister." At that moment, the horse jumped on the man and snapped his neck, leaving him to fall on the ground, limp.
Einstein smiled a cold maniac grin, and galloped away into the sunset.
The llama ate some cereal. In the cereal was a smurf. The smurf created a black hole. Inside the black hole is a camel drinking root beer. Next to the camel there is Albert Einstein with a chainsaw. No one seem to care that Einstein had a chainsaw. Cheesy, Einstein thought to himself. He swung his chainsaw around for no particular reason. Edward Cullen, sparkling for no apparent reason, screamed, "Be careful with that thing!"Einstein screamed and out of sheered terror, he chopped Edward Cullen's head off. Just then, Munchkins rushed in shouting jubilant cries. The munchkins were followed by the Queen of Hearts shrieking "Off with his head!"
Einstein knew he was in trouble. He started to run, his cloud-fluff hair bouncing about on top of his head, but the fictional army was gaining on him. "Back, you fiends!" he yelled, waving a sausage at them.
Unfortunately, Einstein was caught... by a beautiful damsel named Adelaide. Adelaide had long, flowing bubblegum-pink hair and bright yellow eyes. She was a water demon and wanted to steal his soul, and unfortunately he instantly fell hopelessly, desperately in love with her.
The first step to her evil plan was to take him bungee-jumping. Bounding and gagging him, Adelaide dragged him to a cliff. But Einstein outsmarted Adelaide by biting through his mouth gag with his remarkably sharp teeth and using it as a parachute to float them gently to the ground. "I love you," he said as he held her after they landed.
Adelaide stared up at him with her majestic amber eyes. And then she vanished in a cloud of salty smoke, leaving only a charmed wishing-feather behind.
Einstein picked up the wishing-feather, unsure what to do with it. He marveled about how pretty and soft it was, he grinned and tickled his cheek with the wishing-feather. As he was thrusting it onto his cheek, a small voice whispered, "Wish, wish, wish...."
"I wish I was a ninja,"Einstein said with joy. And, BAM! He became a ninja, dressed in all black and still having the crazy white hair.
Frustrated, he tried to pat his hair down, knowing that it could be seen a mile away. It just wouldn't sit flat! Just then, he heard the hunting horns.
He dropped to the ground and pretended to be a shrub, luckily blending in with the many other fluffy white shrubs in the area.
"Halt!" the leader yelled when they passed Einstein. He got off his horse and walked towards the place where Einstein lay, cackling like a malevolent toad. "You there!" the man said with a thick English accent. "I am here to recruit you to the Queen's Royal Pirate Army," said the man in an official tone, but Einstein was already shrieking "I'M A NINJA NOT A PIRATE YOU FIEND!!!" The man stared at him in an odd way before pulling out a sword.
"Die," raged the man. Gritting his teeth, he plunged the sword down. Einstein gave a shrilled scream. Just then, a flaming Pegasus jumped out of the bushes!
"My pony," Einstein screamed with delight and jumped on the flaming Pegasus, because he obviously had on fireproof clothes.
"Fool!" the man laughed.
"What," Einstein yelled back, not burning up because the fireproof clothes made the fire feel cool.
"I said FOOL!" the man repeated.
"That's not what I meant. DUH!" Einstein replied with his arms crossed.
"Then what was it?" the man snapped.
Einstein sent back a blank stare. "You're dumb, mister." At that moment, the horse jumped on the man and snapped his neck, leaving him to fall on the ground, limp.
Einstein smiled a cold maniac grin, and galloped away into the sunset.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, marks the beginning of the Flame-Riding Frizzy-Haired Maniac.
((Woah. That was awesome! But now that the first endless random story has ended; or so it seems because I can't think of anything to add on to it,I'll just start up with a new one.:) ))The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed knocked unconscious from his dizzying journey. When he got his bearings, he saw he was in what would be a meadow, only as he slowly realized it was BRIGHT TURQUOISE. And then as his eyes took in his surroundings he saw THEM. Hot pink bubbles, millions, billions of them all around him, as far off in the distance as he could see. "AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"the Joker screamed for this was his worst nightmare COME ALIVE.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
((Oh dear...))PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIAC
The Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" The Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair; dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air.
PART II OF THE FLAME-RIDING FRIZZY-HAIRED MANIACThe Joker cackled and ran as ten hounds chased after him, their breath on his heels. He was almost to the ballet studio; just a couple more steps....
Just then a leprechaun appeared and tripped him, sending him sprawling on the ground. The impact of the jelly-filled ground sent him spiraling through a portal, landing on an island in another dimension. The joker landed, unconscious from his dizzying journey. A furry something went across his face.
When he finally regained consciousness, he saw that it was a weasel; a pink-furred weasel with ice blue eyes that strangely smelled like cottage cheese. The Joker screamed as it morphed into a man with large, white frizzy hair!
His eyes widened, and he scrambled away from the maniac as the guy pulled out a sword and started swinging it at him. The maniac cackled, screaming, "YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ALBERT EINSTEIN!"
"Why did this happen to me?!" the Joker shrieked, trying to escape from the man called Einstein with fluffy white hair, dodging and weaving between palm trees that seemingly appeared out of thin air. All of a sudden, a blue-purple-brown furried-feather ball came hurtling down to the earth!
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