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[[deleted user]]

My favorite old childrens show is HR Puff & Stuff! It's the best.

[Laura]

Maybe your REAL dad was ANOTHER mailman?

:)

[Laura]

Ahem, Fiona.

YGM.

[[deleted user]]

Burials at sea are really neat. My Grandpa took me to one, he was Navy.

[[deleted user]]

Ken: I took anatomy & physiology in college & had to work on Cadavers. Very interesting great learning experience. Personally, without reading the book I wouldn't donate my body.

[Laura]

That would be really neat. I think I might actually enjoy that kind of burial (if I wasn't all sad & broken up, well you know)

[[deleted user]]

Petra & Ken: every work on a Cadaver? Last year in Chicago they had the exhibit that actually has dead people that have been persurved doing different activities so you can see how the muscles/bones look. I missed it but really wanted to go. I'll have to wait for it to come again.

[[deleted user]]

Laura: I could almost say yes but I look like my father and his Grandmother!

[Laura]

I hope you knew I was only kidding Emilee!

(sorry about my goofy humor)

My mom used to tell my husband "you can't deny her" in reference to my daughter. It used to really offend me! Like, why would he even think about denying she was his??

Anyway....

I wish my Tivo was working. And it is. It just fixed itself!

[[deleted user]]

Laura I did!

[Laura]

Y_ _ _ E G_ _ M _ _ L

YUK.

I thought donating your body & your organs was the same thing but I could be wrong

[Laura]

Oh good, Emilee. It's hard to kid around on the keyboard sometimes!

Anyway. My brother always used to tell me I was adopted. He used to torment me constantly.

[[deleted user]]

I took undergraduate anatomy ect. We used Cadavers from the med students so they had already been used and they would get used over and over. Their was a huge bucket for lack of better description filled with loose body parts because after a cadaver is used excessively sometimes maybe a finger is left part of a knee ect. They get really worn out. Med student's get fresh undergrads get used until nothing is left of the Cadaver.

Sad part is it always made me hungry after we did disections and studied.

I'll donate my organs to those who need like a new heart ect.

[[deleted user]]

That is awful, that he use to torment you! When I was really little it bothered me because many adults would say that and initially it didn't click that oh dad's the mailman.

[Laura]

OK, my dau. wants to major in nutrition at JMU next year. She has to take anatomy and has a very WEAK stomach and a bad phobia of people vomiting (cuz someone threw up in the hood of her coat in elem. school - they were standing behind her).

could she get thru this class? She said she thought there were real people in the dissecting. I don't think she could do that. I wonder if there's any way out of it.

[[deleted user]]

Probably not. The fluid that the bodies are kept in have a very strong smell that was the worst part. At least for me. I had a friend who wanted to be a physical therapist which I needed the class to, but we signed up for the same class. She is an accountant. She passed out first night in lab and dropped the class and changed majors.

The best thing to do is see if you know anyone at a hosptial that could take her into the Coroners dept. Sometimes they do "tours" if she can handle a tour she might be okay with taking the class. Or call the college & see if they will let her tour the labs. Some Junior colleges offer anatomy but don't have the dissection labs. That would be her best bet. That is what my sister did because she can't handle blood.

[Ann from S.C.]

I have had a long and rough day, and trying to read around 84 posts...

My husband will be 50 in January and I have started to plan his surprise party. He is going to kill me. I'm 46 and we have a 13 year old and a 9 year old, so we sometimes feel like the grandparents at school functions. lol
I had a hysterectomy in 2005. The best thing I ever did. I take a hormone pill and I feel great!! I do not envy any of you gals out there who still suffer from visits from your "friend", or whatever you call it.

[[deleted user]]

Now they have these nice pills call seasonale which you only get four visits a year! Very nice!

[[deleted user]]

You should be able to get them in England. I have to get a prescription from my dr but They are called Seasonale they have a generic form too:

www.seasonale.com/home.aspx

I love it. I only have 4 save a fortune in party favors & don't have to worry about PMS!

[[deleted user]]

No. The pit fall with the seasonale is that instead of paying monthly you pay a big chunk at one time. But my insurance pays for the generic, I did however get a copy of the bill that the insurance paid and it is $190 RX. Last year I was paying $30 quarterly for it. I don't know what it would run in the UK I know it's cheaper in Canada. when I was on the regular pill it was $36 a month after what my insurance paid. So in the long run it's cheaper, & so much better.

[[deleted user]]

We may need to change this thread to Girl Talk!

[[deleted user]]

I think we may have scared them all away with the pregancy talk early. Except for Ken. He has the stomach for us!

[[deleted user]]

Ask they are great. Okay so now you gave me jsut another reason to move to UK.

I so want to move. My mother thinks I'm nuts and she doesn't want me to take the Grandkids so far away. Granted My Mum lives 2000 miles away right now. What would an ocean matter?

[Laura]

I wanna move too, I wanna move too!!!

BAH would prob have to get divorced tho.

sigh.

[Laura]

Wow, pill free for everyone in UK? I didn't know that. That is actually very cool.

Any age limits (at the low end) Fiona?

[Michelle]

How long has that been going on? Has it impacted the number of teen pregnancies?

[[deleted user]]

It's a good idea to stop teenage pregancy.

[[deleted user]]

Where did everyone go????

[Laura]

I'm still here, Emilee, just reading Jonathan Strange. G2G eat soon tho.

[[deleted user]]

I ate a very late lunch so I have been snacking on ice cream. But I jsut got my netflix movies so I think I'll be going to watch either Gremlins or Persuasion. I know strange combination. I am thinking I'll do Gremlins cause my little one hasn't seen it yet then I can read while we watch it.

[[deleted user]]

I am sure the US tops the UK!

[[deleted user]]

That is true, but the values in the country are drastically dropping out of sight!

[Laura]

Look at the music kids are listening to now - all about sex, violence, they all wanna be "gangsta". YUK

We had our hard rock/acid rock, but it wasn't so explicitly spelled out. Now it's just so disgusting.

And what about the books the kids are reading now? Some of it is soft porn, plain and simple. And they're reading this crap in 5th grade, some of them.

Then TV, don't even get me started.

You name it, Fiona, our kids are doing it (unfortunately).

Oral sex parties where everyone changes partners. I was hearing about this years ago, when my dau. was in M.S. Yep, you said it!

GROSS

WTH with these girls? Are they so starved for attention at home that they feel the need to get it any way they can?

Oh don't get me started.

[[deleted user]]

The music is horrible. I kringe when I hear some of it. TV is horrible. Can't find anything worth watching. My kids are upset because I won't buy the converter box. I figure I only watch Lost & Heros I can get them on netflix. We will be the wierd family that can only watch movies in February 2009.

[Laura]

Why do they all wanna be gangsta? What is cool about this? I don't get it!

[Petra X]

I know the exhibition you were talking of. I don't have the stomach for that. I like reading about death, especially since I got over being suicidal and writing crap poetry years ago. Ken - its good to know someone else has a shelf called death and I'm coming to look at your's as soon as I've changed my Barbie. Ken has had enough punishment for one day.

[Lori, Super Mod]

Holy......Hell......
231 posts. I couldnt read em all. I just couldnt. But I re-christened the thread.. hee hee hee....

You laides crack me up. as i was scrolling through, i saw Angela and Ann and Ken attempt to make a guest appearance, but wow, ladies....

You Rocked The Thread!

[Chloe]

Okay, I'm far too curious. What is a supernoodle?

[[deleted user]]

Love the new name of the thread! Are we OCD?

[[deleted user]]

Such a true statement Fiona: "What happened to feminism?! Women are going from being down trodden by men and fighting for independence, to getting independence and fighting to be trampled on again."

[Lori, Super Mod]

the skinless barbie was nasty... and the clown one was creepy... but damn, that skinny one... ha ha ha... what a role model.

[[deleted user]]

Petra & Fiona you both make me laugh.

Logan: it looks like Ramean.

[[deleted user]]

Lori you missed a bunch! Sad thing is I was running children to play practice, play, birthday parties, choir but inbetween we all know where I was!

[[deleted user]]

Petra ya gotta use skinless Barbie! It's the best!

[[deleted user]]

Sorry to those with a light stomach!

Did we loose you Laura? I think you are problably eating.

Okay so I didn't have second dinner yet tonight but had first desert. Can you still have 2nd dinner????

[Petra X]

I meant Barbie/Ken has had enough punishment for one day. Ken - Mr. L, I don't know. I wonder what his tolerance level is?

[[deleted user]]

Ironic!

[Petra X]

Thanks for the Barbies. I'd seen them all except the heads before. I don't like the Barbie guts one at all especially since I am eating sweet couscous with raisins and yoghurt.

[[deleted user]]

I think Fiona is watching the BBC again.

[[deleted user]]

put an ice cube in it. Thats what we do.

See you were having second dinner?