I have a confession:

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

:::hugs Sally back, coos at Leah, makes a goofy face:::

[Cynthia]

Sally wrote: "Oh, I once jammed Leah into a brand new dress without checking carefully for tags. I scratched her arm with the plastic attachey thing. She screamed. I sobbed."

Oh Sally, we have all inadvertently maimed our children. I was putting a cloth diaper on Madeline and gave a good poke with the diaper pin. I think I howled louder than she did. No mommy of the year for me.

[Sally, la reina]

I'm glad female circumcision wasn't an option at birth. Our society is effed up in some ways.

[Jim]

Heidi wrote: "Jim wrote: "Just be Heidi Bear!"

She's no fun. All she does is grump and growl at anything that moves."

She just acts tough, she is a real softy underneath!

[Kevin]

geesh, i left a kid alone at church once. we drove separate. we each thought the other had him. it happens

seriously though, sock puppet?

[Sally, la reina]

Actually two. They are shaped like a dolphin and a frog and I use them to wipe Leah's face after meals. Washcloths, she hates. These, she loves!

[Félix]

There you have it.

[Heidi]

Jim wrote: "Heidi wrote: "Jim wrote: "Just be Heidi Bear!"

She's no fun. All she does is grump and growl at anything that moves."

She just acts tough, she is a real softy underneath!"


>: /

SSHHHHHH!!! YOU!

She acts tough and she IS tough!!!

>: F

[Jim]

I've been fanged!

[Félix]

Better than being defanged.

[Sally, la reina]

Thanks! Feeling good all of a sudden.

[Heidi]

I LOVE it, Bun... she's changing thread titles and EVERYTHING she used to do! But it's like... Super Sally.

Y'know... like when Charisma Carpenter went away on Angel and then came back and you were like "AWWWW Yeah! Cordelia's BACK!!!" except this is Sally and Sally's back.

I've missed you, thread-title-changing Sally.

[Heidi]

Jim wrote: "I've been fanged!"

Damn skippy, you've been fanged.

[Jim]

BunWat wrote: "Sally's playful this week! Haven't seen that in quite awhile, welcome back!"

I noticed too, welcome back you instigator you!

[Janice]

My son rode his walker down the stairs. Those were the years when they still had wheels. I also lost him one day when he was two. I went inside for a few minutes and left him out on the deck. When I went back out he was gone. I called and called, running around frantically. When I saw the dog coming from a path I headed that direction. There was Alan, dragging a very long branch behind him, "Hi Mommy!" He was happy and excited. I was freaking!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Phil wrote: "Sally is Esme."

So Sally is Esme and Justin? Not a lot of work went into Justin, but Esme must have required some research. And Sally doesn't even google, so she must have been on her phone a lot, or something.

[Félix]

Pure speculation.

[Phil]

Yeah? Well Sally says she has a sockpuppet, and Esme is gone.

I say, if Esme really existed, SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

[Félix]

He has a point there.

[Phil]

When you're dancin' with your honey,
And your nose is kinda runny,
You may think it's kinda funny -- but it's snot.

[Heidi]

Gabby wrote: "What is going on in this thread???
Here is what I think:

RA is Heidi
Heidi is Gus
Gus is Bun
Bun is Larry
Larry is Sally
Sally is Kevin
Kevin is Janine
Janine is Jim
Jim is LG
LG is Jo..."

And Gabby is conspicuously left out of this formula.... hmmmm...

[Heidi]

Koeeoaddi wrote: "I am Spartacus!

(well, someone had to say it)"

Whoa. Yeah!!! Go badass Ko!

[Félix]

I love this thread. Er ... somebody does, anyway.

[Cynthia]

Does anyone know where Esme went?? She is no longer a member of TC. Kind of loved that little buckaroo.

[Phil]

She went back inside Sally's imagination.

[[deleted user]]

Cynthia wrote: "Does anyone know where Esme went??"


Cheerleader camp.

[janine]

i think there was an accident involving hair bleach.