who can type the most random comment under 10 words?

[iPlayOboe]

muffin ninja killed my orange sarcophagus oysterjuice pillow

[Grace]

Poptarts are not good for you.

[[deleted user]]

Brace face(Danielle) wrote: "*LIKE* even though i like pokemon AND earthbound!!!"

i likes pokemans too and got black 2 days ago. Im already on the elite 4.


MAMA LUIGI LEAVES THE STOVE ON AND KILLS YOSHI

[LostOne]

Unicorns ate my RAINBOWS!!!1

[Alyson Leigh]

mustaches aint smart, they crawl on four ears

[shay]

Dinkleberg.

[shay]

Those weren't daisies, they were piccolos.

[shay]

Potatoes can eat spiders.

[shay]

Her eyelids terrorized the neighborhood.

[shay]

The cyanide is staring at my legal supremacy.

[shay]

Czechoslovakia is a quotation mark.

[St[♥]r Pr!nc:$$ N[♥]wsheen pictures, pictures, pictures]

Figures!

[St[♥]r Pr!nc:$$ N[♥]wsheen pictures, pictures, pictures]

sweet

[shay]

Pregnant chicks with guns.

[shay]

I can blue an escaped calculator.

[[deleted user]]

butterflies like strawberries cry like little piglets xD:)

[[deleted user]]

what colour was your ex frog's white horse?

[[deleted user]]

Kyle wrote: "Cobwebs in the windmills of your mind."

hahahahaha

watermelons like swimming under the blueberry waterfalls

[Angelyn]

My dragon is going to pick me up from Mars.

[[deleted user]]

playing the guitar while watching the rainbow elephants fly

[Angelyn]

Help! The rainbow elf stole my ipod!

[shay]

You sneaky mom!!

[Angelyn]

My cat is a rock star!

[shay]

Pi..r..squared...h...

[Nancito]

my dog only likes purple strawbberies!

[Julie]

The lizard ate a pink cow.

[Angelyn]

Finally,my letter from Hogwarts came!

[Nancito]

i'm cooking meat with strawberry ice cream!

[Julie]

Meow, said my lizard.

[Angelyn]

Juliee wrote: "Meow, said my lizard."

Ha! Ha! Ha! That was really good!

[shay]

The Mason-Dixon Line just had a baby.

[shay]

Acetylsalicylic acid just jumped on some cyanide.

[St[♥]r Pr!nc:$$ N[♥]wsheen pictures, pictures, pictures]

lol

[[deleted user]]

((These are getting short XD))

The white stuff in your coffee ain't sugar, bOInG!

[[deleted user]]

As nothing fills my brain, you selling at me? BOING?

[[deleted user]]

((Ha! I feel like that every morning, man! Especially today, I have a nasty cold-virus-thing. My mom always says coffee clears out the cobwebs in my brain. So yeah, I drink it a lot...))

New age retro hippie used toothbrush! NESS TOOK MORTAL DAMAGE

[[deleted user]]

Even if you forget your weeping wig I love you...

((haha song lyrics. From a weird and awesome game!))

[shay]

I'm not a psychopath; I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

[shay]

Watson, punch me in the face.

[shay]

It's annoying.

[shay]

It must be so boring!

[shay]

Do you know you do that out loud?

[shay]

No, it's...fine.

[shay]

Anderson, don't talk out loud.

[shay]

We can't giggle.

[shay]

That...was...amazing.

[shay]

Yes, it was..extraordinary. It was quite...extraordinary.

[shay]

What do people normally say?

[shay]

I will burn the heart out of you.

[shay]

But we both know that's not quite true.