What Makes You Attractive/Unattractive

[Kevin]

my chapeau. it's bitchin'

[Félix]

Quit yer bitchin', chapeau.

[Sally, la reina]

::decorates Kevin's chateau in excessive ellipses and zebra print fabrics::

[Jonathan]

Kevin owns a chateau? Cool.

[Félix]

A chateau in the South of France? I take my chapeau off to him for that.

[Sally, la reina]

::covers Felix with ficus fronds::

[Félix]

That tickles.

[janine]

Andrea wrote: "Barb wrote: "Oh! Where is RA's nasty foot picture when you need it?"

EEEEEKKKKKK"

Take a good look at the group icon.

[Sally, la reina]

I can not wait to get my forest of man hair waxed off my chin and lip next week.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

If a tree falls on your chin and no one is around, does it make a sound?

[Sally, la reina]

Yes. the sound of me screaming in agony.

[Kevin]

wait until next week? why don't you just get a candle and a bottle of boone's farm and make it a DIY project?

[Félix]

He's scary, that Phil.

[Sally, la reina]

::snickers::

[Phil]

BOO!

[Sally, la reina]

::squeals::

[Laurin]

Attractive
1. My... butt. I've been told I have a nice bottom.
2. My eye color. Not quite green, not quite blue.
3. My intelligence. 3.83 GPA in high school, 3.94 GPA at Kettering, 3.9 GPA at my current college.

Unattractive
1. Weight. I've a bit (ok, more than a bit) heavy for my height.
2. Nails. I used to bite them, so they're kinda ugly.
3. Love of Disney. Creeps some people out.

[Scout]

You judge people by their haircuts, Catherine?

[~Geektastic~]

Catherine wrote: "Regardless of what we all look like, smell like or act like, or significant others (or future sig others) will love us for what they "see/feel" about us. I do not tout my horn nor do I agree with ..."

There is a fine line between confidence and narcissism. Liking something about yourself isn't narcissism unless you think it somehow makes you better than someone else.

[Jammies]

Amber ~Geektastic~ wrote: "Catherine wrote: "Regardless of what we all look like, smell like or act like, or significant others (or future sig others) will love us for what they "see/feel" about us. I do not tout my horn nor do I agree with ..."

There is a fine line between confidence and narcissism. Liking something about yourself isn't narcissism unless you think it somehow makes you better than someone else."

Well-said, Amber!

[Laurin]

Amber ~Geektastic~ wrote: "Catherine wrote: "Regardless of what we all look like, smell like or act like, or significant others (or future sig others) will love us for what they "see/feel" about us. I do not tout my horn no..."

I completely agree. I don't think that this thread was meant to be narcissistic. It was just harmless fun.

[Angela~twistedmind~]

I, for one, find myself to be quite imperfect and irregular. I find those are my best traits and what I love most about myself.

[Phil]

Jamie Lee Curtis says this (below) will help you be more regular.

[Laurin]

Phil wrote: "Jamie Lee Curtis says this (below) will help you be more regular.

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I've heard that it doesn't work.

[Phil]

JAMIE LEE CURTIS LIED TO ME??

[janine]

She was paid to lie to you.

[Helena]

I always liked Jamie Lee Curtis.

I just don’t know anymore.

[Laurin]

They had to stop claiming that it would balance your digestion or whatever because it couldn't be substantiated.

http://ctwatchdog.com/health/dannon-p...
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/dannon...

[Jammies]

Catherine, I have the same problem with mullets. *shudder*

[Jim]

I'm not a mullet fan either, and probably judge without knowing. Yet another fault to work on :-)

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Laurin wrote: "Phil wrote: "Jamie Lee Curtis says this (below) will help you be more regular.

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I've heard that it doesn't work."

My wife brought home a case of it but says it hasn't made a bit of difference. I tried a couple of containers and it doesn't taste that great, either.

[Laurin]

You have to eat it three times a day for it to work. That's a lot of yogurt.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Didn't Kristen Wiig do an SNL skit about Activia? I seem to remember laughing at one.

[Laurin]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Didn't Kristen Wiig do an SNL skit about Activia? I seem to remember laughing at one."

I think she did. Pretty much everything she does on SNL is funny.

[Kevin]

jamie lee curtis. trading places. that is all. sha-wing

[Scout]

Yogurt is unattractive. Very gloppy and bland looking. Cottage cheese is also unattractive, as well as liver. All good for you, but not pretty.

What foods are attractive looking?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Broccoli!

[Scout]

I can go with that. Watermelon is very nice looking, also.

[Stina]

I think most produce is attractive, especially when sliced. Maybe it's just because it's tasty?

Everything in the bakery case is also attractive.*



*This statement may be why I'm currently a Weight Watchers member.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

(from another thread....the NSFW produce thread)

[Stina]

Looks delicious! Picture it sliced!!

[Scout]

What does one do with an unattractive red cock fruit? Ignore it, maybe run away from it. Never, never eat it.

[Stina]

I need to get my hands on some cockfruit ASAP.

[Jim]

Kristina wrote: "Looks delicious! Picture it sliced!!"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Lee]

lol....plain white yougurt.,..for affect!

[Laurin]

That'd be a great store advertisement "Sliced cockfruit, $1.00 per pound!"

[Stina]

Does anyone know what cockfruit's real name is? I can't bring myself to google it... most likely NSFW.

[Laurin]

That would ruin the fun!

[Scout]

RED cockfruit? Danger! Danger!

[~Geektastic~]

My husband lied, they do grow on trees.