Library book notes/messages! >> Hi, Mark! (officially NSFW)

[Jammies]

Mark wrote: "Jammies wrote: "I see I missed a bunch of posts whilst doing legal research--welcome, Mark."

Thank you Jammies... I actually missed your post telling me that you'd missed a few posts until just now."

And I missed your post saying you missed my post saying I'd missed a few posts.

Until now, anyway.

[Brittomart]

Mark wrote: "iBritt wrote: "Penis? Where?"

Sorry you missed that?"

It's okay Marky Mark; I think it's better I missed it. See, I'm known as the Whore of TC.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Penis talk stricken.

[Jonathan]

What happened to the nature thread about twigs and berries?

[[deleted user]]

It's hiding.

[Jonathan]

The law of the lobster.

[Mark]

iBritt wrote: "Mark wrote: "iBritt wrote: "Penis? Where?"

Sorry you missed that?"

It's okay Marky Mark; I think it's better I missed it. See, I'm known as the Whore of TC."

My Dublin friends actually refer to me as Marky Mark... how did you know? Anyway, "known as the Whore of TC"? I'm sure there's a very interesting story in there somewhere.

[Mark]

Barb wrote: "I love how LG keeps striking things tonight. It sounds very legal and official ... except that it's all about peen and butt plugs."

There were butt plugs?

[Phoenix]

That is all.

[Mark]

Barb wrote: "The law of the lobster.
(it was worth repeating)"

The Law of the lobster.
You're right... definitely worth repeating.

[Mark]

What does NSFW stand for?

[[deleted user]]

Not suitable for work?

[Brittomart]

I was joking with you, I'm The Lamentable Virgin of TC, actually.

You know what, dammit, why do I do this with men? I always start talking about sex. and I'm not even hitting on you!

[Mark]

Esme wrote: "Not suitable for work?"

It could be but I'm not sure...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Is that pink thing real?

Reminds me, I was in the produce section yesterday and they were selling something called Ugly Fruit. On Wiki it's called Ugli fruit - ["UGLI is the trade mark of Cabel Hall Citrus Limited and under which they sell their Jamaican tangelo, a citrus fruit created by hybridizing a grapefruit (or pomelo), an orange and a tangerine"] so I guess it was a case of bad spelling.

[Brittomart]

Not Safe for Work

[[deleted user]]

If you're the lamentable, then I'd probably be the impatient virgin.

[Mark]

iBritt wrote: "I was joking with you, I'm The Lamentable Virgin of TC, actually.

You know what, dammit, why do I do this with men? I always start talking about sex. and I'm not even hitting on you!"

I didn't think you were.

[Phoenix]

I think it's real, LG, I found it on a site called whennaturegoesbad.com .

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Not Suitable for Wonks.

[Brittomart]

Oh, that wasn't meant to imply that I thought you thought I was; I know you didn't, it was more like...trying to work through why I do that.

Geez, and the award for most incomprehensible sentence goes to...

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Ha.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I don't think a thread containing innocent pictures of fruits should be labelled NSFW !

GMAB. (Give Me a Break.)

[[deleted user]]

Is that supposed to be what I think it's supposed to be?

[Jonathan]

Kind of depends where LG works--which is one of the world's great mysteries...

[Mark]

iBritt wrote: "Oh, that wasn't meant to imply that I thought you thought I was; I know you didn't, it was more like...trying to work through why I do that.

Geez, and the award for most incomprehensible sentence ..."

No worries... I'm sure I've been nominated into the same category at least once so far...

[Jammies]

Barb wrote: "It's written in .... wait for it ...
The law of the lobster"

I keep hearing that set to the tune of "I am the tiger."

[Jammies]

Barb wrote: "Yes!

♫ It's the law of the lobster,
It's the thrill of the thread
Rising up to determine what is rii-ight
.....
It's laaaaaaaawwwww of the lobster ♫"

I love you SO much.

[Sarah]

Barb wrote: "Yes!

♫ It's the law of the lobster,
It's the thrill of the thread
Rising up to determine what is rii-ight
.....
It's laaaaaaaawwwww of the lobster ♫"

Ha!

[Sally, la reina]

I've only looked at this last page. If it is the penis tomato making this thread NSFW you all work with a bunch of wussies.

[[deleted user]]

Mark wrote: "I can't believe somebody actually thought that our perfectly innocent talk of twigs and berries was about Penises... I'm quite upset! lol"

Uh, probably because of YOUR message 120, Mark...

[[deleted user]]

Mark wrote: "I can't believe somebody actually thought that our perfectly innocent talk of twigs and berries was about Penises... I'm quite upset! lol"

Uh, maybe because of YOUR message 120?