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message 51: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments Just don't get the berries mixed up with the twigs.


message 52: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments True...I did that once and I found them to be a little too hard and pointy for my liking... and a little small


message 53: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Don't we all?


message 54: by [deleted user] (new)

I picked up a copy of Reading Lolita in Tehran and a Powell's bookmark fell out. That convinced me to buy it, $2. I haven't read it yet, I'll let you know if they wrote in it when I get to it.

Mark, you're going to fit in JUST FINE around here!


message 55: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments Twigs big and berries plump.


message 56: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments You know, I think I will at that!


message 57: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments I keep trying Barb, but it comes out Australian.


message 58: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Sorry to shatter the illusion... but does a dublin accent that isn't really a Dublin accent count as an Irish accent...


message 59: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments No... it is... it's just not an irish accent that is particularly suited to the irishness of some of my comments.


message 60: by Louise (new)

Louise Mark wrote: "No... it is... it's just not an irish accent that is particularly suited to the irishness of some of my comments."

Welcome Mark, nice to know you :-)


message 61: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Hi Louise... the last few of my comments don't make much sense now, do they?


message 62: by Jammies (new)

Jammies I see I missed a bunch of posts whilst doing legal research--welcome, Mark.


message 63: by Louise (new)

Louise Doesn't matter Mark, I'm a foreigner anyway ;-)


message 64: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments We're all foreigners to someone Louise.


message 65: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) That's for sure, Jim.


message 66: by Lobstergirl, el principe (new)

Lobstergirl | 24782 comments Mod
Amelia wrote: "I don't actually have a library card."

::gets out smelling salts::


message 67: by Louise (new)

Louise *finds a chair for Lobstergirl*


message 68: by [deleted user] (new)

*waves fan*


message 69: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments ::pulls blanket over LG because Gail's waving to fast::


message 70: by Michele (new)

Michele bookloverforever (lovebooks14) | 1970 comments the nice thing about libraries is that I don't have to store all those books. The bad thing is that sometimes they do not have the books I want to read. If I bought all the books I read I would need a building the size of the San Francisco main library to store them all in. Question: can I download a book and then transfer it to CD or to a flash drive? remember, I am computer illiterate.


message 71: by [deleted user] (new)

Barb wrote: "Mark wrote: "Don't we all?"

As long as they aren't crooked, I'm not picky."



You've seen a crooked twig?


message 72: by [deleted user] (new)

Lobstergirl wrote: "Amelia wrote: "I don't actually have a library card."

::gets out smelling salts::"



Sorry, LG. I should have prepared you before hitting you with something like that!


message 73: by Sarah (new)

Sarah | 13814 comments Michele wrote: "Question: can I download a book and then transfer it to CD or to a flash drive? remember, I am computer illiterate. "

A book that you've downloaded from the library? I think they have self-destruct codes built in. Books-on-CD, on the other hand, can be copied if that's your thing.


message 74: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Barb wrote: "Amelia wrote: "Barb wrote: "Mark wrote: "Don't we all?"

As long as they aren't crooked, I'm not picky."


You've seen a crooked twig?"

Only once. ;)"


I've have had that unfortunate experience at least twice... needless to say I made it quick and then left for home...


message 75: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Barb wrote: "LOL. Seems there's only one way to deal with a crooked twig, cuz that's what I did."

It certainly seems that way although I would be interested in seeing what other options people could come up with... like... straightening it... but how does one do that?


message 76: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Wow I'm really confused.


message 77: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments You don't know how to straighten a twig either Larry?


message 78: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Jammies wrote: "I see I missed a bunch of posts whilst doing legal research--welcome, Mark."

Thank you Jammies... I actually missed your post telling me that you'd missed a few posts until just now.


message 79: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Larry wrote: "Wow I'm really confused."

Do you really want to use those exact words in this context, Jim?


message 80: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Whoops! I obviously meant to say Larry at the end of that last one... I guess I'm the one that's confused?


message 81: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments Are you talking to me or Larry?


message 82: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) What?


message 83: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) It's worth a try, though.


message 84: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Barb wrote: "Apparently, Larry's never seen a crooked twig.
I have no idea how to straighten them. Yanking on them doesn't seem to help."


That's true enough... but once you've done that you wait a few minutes and try again from the beginning...


message 85: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Larry wrote: "It's worth a try, though."

Indeed it is!


message 86: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Barb wrote: "Larry wrote: "It's worth a try, though."

Ya, that's what the guy with the twig said."


What happened to those delicious wilted berries, I'm hungry.


message 87: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) As the twig is bent, so grows the tree. Or the bush with the berries. Or something. I'm losing it here.


message 88: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Larry wrote: "As the twig is bent, so grows the tree. Or the bush with the berries. Or something. I'm losing it here."

Not necessarily... I know a few trees with bent twigs that have grown perfectly straight.

It seems that we are to, now, try and salvage something of metaphorical significance from this savage sea of innuendo.
For Larry's sake, at least... I am perfectly fine with letting the depravity continue.


message 89: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments Barb wrote: "Apparently, Larry's never seen a crooked twig.
I have no idea how to straighten them. Yanking on them doesn't seem to help."


Well you don't want to yank hard enough to pull it off, it really wouldn't need to be straightened if that happened.


message 90: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Jim wrote: "Barb wrote: "Apparently, Larry's never seen a crooked twig.
I have no idea how to straighten them. Yanking on them doesn't seem to help."

Well you don't want to yank hard enough to pull it off, i..."


Yes, that would be a problem... although... never mind that's too naughty even for me...


message 91: by [deleted user] (new)

Me too, Larry.

I don't even understand it. I didn't know it could do that, I mean...it's not like there is an actual BONE to grow crooked. How does it get crooked and can't you get that fixed???


message 92: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments It's not serious.... although I do see your point... I think it has gone on long enough now anyway...?


message 93: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Barb wrote: "Maybe something silly like scar tissue pulling it in one direction ... how one would end up with scar tissue there ... I'd rather not think about."

Me too... although there was that guy on Scrubs who broke his penis twice... he said the second time was fun.


message 94: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments Well riding on them and yanking them anyway... but yeah I think this one is over.


message 95: by Lobstergirl, el principe (last edited Apr 06, 2011 05:40PM) (new)

Lobstergirl | 24782 comments Mod
Curvature of the penis (no pictures)

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhea...



message 96: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments I can't believe somebody actually thought that our perfectly innocent talk of twigs and berries was about Penises... I'm quite upset! lol


message 97: by Jim (new)

Jim | 6484 comments To the ficus LG!


message 98: by [deleted user] (new)

Why is it that when I clicked on that link, it was blocked and the screen flashed RESTRICTED? Damn sonic wall.


message 99: by Brittomart (new)

Brittomart Penis? Where?


message 100: by Mark (new)

Mark Burns (TheFailedPhilosopher) | 441 comments iBritt wrote: "Penis? Where?"

Sorry you missed that?


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