1000 ways to get kicked out of a library

[Hannah]

Curse out a librarian then refuse to leave the

[Trinity]

51. throw a book at a little kid

[Trinity]

break a computer

[Josey]

55. Break out into "Stick to the status quo" from High school Musical with the dance moves (throwing books in the air, jumping off the tables, eating creme brûlée, etc.)

[Holly]

56. Yell, "It's the police, disappear, run for it, IT'S JAVERRTTT!!!!"

[Emily (On Emily's Bookshelf)]

Holly wrote: "56. Yell, "It's the police, disappear, run for it, IT'S JAVERRTTT!!!!""
This is the best one ever. Sorry, I'm not adding a way, I just wanted to comment on how amazing this was. xD

[Yaziel]

Walk In dressed as Altair and start assassinating people.

[☆Kiran☆]

start talking to the books as if there actual people and whipser them secrets. Keep on asking " am I going crazy?"

[[deleted user]]

Go in and light a firework and scream boom boom and when something catches on fire say you are a firefighter and grab people's drinks and through it at the fire

[Eeverythingsmagic]

Stand in front of people reading and just stare at them like a creeper

[[deleted user]]

Grab a kids book and walk around kids saying can I read this to you

[Night Owl]

Scream out all the inappropriate words you can think of while you were in the children's section?

Or say really loudly that you're private part itches, and asks one of the little kids there if they would scratch it for you.(Aka just being weird and pediphilic.)

[Rosalynn Reads Stuff]

Don't know what number anymore.

-Sing along to "Talk Dirty To Me" in the children's section and when they ask you (or their parent or something) what it means, explain it to them loudly and in great detail

-Read really loud

-Run into the library, start asking what year it is, then start screaming: "IT WORKED!!!!!"

-Bring an ice cream cone inside (if you can sneak it in) and eat it in the children's section. Purposefully drip all over the pages then walk up to the librarian and blame it on some 6-year-old, after making a point that you did it.

-Look up porn on the computer and say provocative things about it. Also tell everyone around you using the computers that you'll send them a link. When the librarian comes up to you to try to kick you out, say something like: "I'll send you a link too, babe"

Wow, I'm scaring myself lol

[Amphitrite]

Do the Harlem Shake ;)