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1000 ways to get kicked out of a library
53) Start SINGING as LOUDLY as possible!! While dancing crazy, as well jumping on all the tables!!hahahhaha all these are cracking me up :D
55) Open A GIANT Bag Of Cheetoos Extra Chrunchy And Start Chrunching LOUDY
56) go crazy and when someone asks, say "I was just discharged from a mental hospital," and when someone asks what your condition is, make up some long word.
57) Pretend you're a shrink and psychoanalyze all the workers there. The end.
58) Lie on your back and make circles, pretending to be a turtle.
run around crying cause i dont know your boyfriend broke up with you .oh no because then you'll get the sympathy of all the girls in the library .
then shout out loud that you installed a bomb in the library , wait but then everyone would run out of the library not you !!!
this sucks totally hopeless
Jump out from behind book shelves scaring people while making some weird animal noise.
61. Rig the book monitor alarm by the doors to play loud heavy metal every time it goes off (which is more often than you think at my library)
62.Put books out of order and sing very loud
63) get a friend that knows shakespeare, a retractable knife, two copies of romeo and juliet and reenact the death scene
42. Run around and act stupid.
64) sneak up on people when they are alone or try to get them alone and then start duct taping them!! Mwahahahahahahah65) spray fake blood all over the library or try to make it into a haunted house
66) booby- trap the whole entire library!!! :) lol
Hannah wrote: "68) Walk in saying how horrible a library is because the tree's didn't have a say in being slaughtered and being forced to become books and start screaming "free the books!!!""Hahaha. Funny. Now I feel bad for the trees.lol
69) ummmm..... find an innapropriate book and when you get there, scream "EWW!!! OH GOD!!!! WHO HAD THE NERVE TO PUT THAT IN A BOOK!!!!" or something of the sort
70) Try to make a 'sand'castle using ripped-out-into-small-pieces pages.71) Using the computer more than the time allowed; by using different disguises each time asking for a computer pass.
72) Jamming the computers.
73) Pretending to accidentally spill water onto opened books.
74) Pretend that the library is a war place and start using books as weapons and defense. Ask your friends to join in.
75) Kicking the librarian's desk while asking 'why CAN'T I borrow the whole library???!!' and while making crazy faces.
76) Stay in the library even when it is closing.
77) Rip out pages and make a set of origami.
78) Tie some pages up until becomes a skipping rope, then skip while singing a song loudly..
*These are just thoughts, I wouldn't do them . :)
79: rip a book in half with yoour mum - mum wants to go - u don't wanna leave the book....then go to the desk and say u found it like that....me and my mum did that - we didn't get kicked outXD
80: take your clothes off81: scream Avada Kedavra at random people.
Vanessa wrote: "80: take your clothes off81: scream Avada Kedavra at random people."
...82: go over to nearby peoples ears and whisper: If.You.Dare...mwu ha ha ha
Isairon Nymph wrote: "79: rip a book in half with yoour mum - mum wants to go - u don't wanna leave the book....then go to the desk and say u found it like that....me and my mum did that - we didn't get kicked outXD"
Haha XD, but if you said the opposite sentence: 'I ripped this book in half'.. Surely you'll get kicked out
83) Steal all the library books and sell them in a bookshop.84) Recycling library books.
85) Leave a snake in the library.
86) Wear your halloween costume and run around, then scream like a maniac.
87) Kicking the library computer for being slow.
88) Stare into the librarian's eyes sharply until you get kicked out.
89) Yell, 'Please kick me out, or else ..' (Actually, this is very very lame)
90) Make a Metal band that plays in the library every day, until you get kicked out.
91) Hug the librarian very tightly until she/he yells, 'what the.. get out!'
-again, under any circumstances, please don't try this at a library-
Smack people in the face and yell like a maniac at them!
Emily wrote: "44. Throw books at people and scream "YOU GOT FACE BOOKED! LOLOLOLOLOLOL""hahahahhaha
30) {Just a heads up, I think I would kill anyone who tried to do this....lawl}Grab a couple of books, rip each page out one by one, spit on them, than rip them to shreads and place it infront of a fan so it could fly everywhere!!! :D
42) Walk up to people dressed as Abe Lincoln and ask them trivia questions about Lincoln and if they get it wrong, make a noise that they'll know means they were wrong and throw a book about Abe Lincoln at them. Then run away.
97)Walk up behind someone and goose them as you set off an air horn.
try and check out all the books in the YA section.
Glenda wrote: "92)Crawl around on the ground pretending you are a cat when people walk by rub you body against their legs purring and meowing at them.93)Bring action figures in a bag with all of their fighting g..."
So hilarious.
98) Play the "penis" game.
100) Take your young, hyperactive nieces/nephews to the library, and hang out anywhere except the kid's section.
101) Find a door, lock it and close it so everybody is locked out and start kicking it and screaming at it until a librarian tells you to please stop. But you keep on doing it.
102) Scream loudly and throw the book at a random person and say 'You're one of them!'
Scream books are out of fashion and run around throwing everyones books on the floor
Go to a really quiet part of the library where people are trying really hard to concentrate and study. Then, munch obnoxiously loud on Cheetos so that the people around you get extremely irritated.
44. Pour juice to as many books as you can.45. Start drawing to some book when the librarian sees you and refuse to stop
Carry a radio into the library and just start blasting music.
yell fake spoilers about peoples books that they are reading
sit in the corner, hug your knees, and start fake sobbing. Then, when someone comes and finds you hiss at them and chase them around screaming, "FOR THE LOVE OF HUFFLEPUFF, LEAVE THE CHOSEN ONE ALONE!!!"
run around screaming. books are made out of paper
Do harlem shake with your friends and you can engage others in the library too :p
Meredith wrote: "115? Talk about how Twilight is a quality piece of reading material.116? Use grammar so incorrectly it's offensive."
haha love the 2 one
ummm running through shouting thing ???
48. Pretend to be talking on th ephone very loudly ! and start cursimg :)
52) run through the library singing Rihanna's "What's My Name and see if anyone answers and if they do, scream, DING DING DING DING DING! CORRECT!! MY NAME IS________.
(i wonder if anyone actually does these things)