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lol, thats funny!do you mind if i do blonce jokes? i dont wanna offend anyone!
yeah, blonde. sorry, my finger slipped
Yeah I say its fine I'm brunette!*flips hair* LOL
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?RUN! THEY HAVE A GERNADE IN THEIR MOUTH!
i wont do much of those, but i found that one funny
okay, maybe one moreWhat do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
The hide and seek winner of 1945.
so there were two blonds on a benchone blond asked the other "which is closer florida or the moon"
the other blond responded" can you see florida"
okay, maybe i will do those. my neghbor has an app for blonde jokesChuck Norris runs so fast he hit himself in the head.
HA i dont get it
who is chuck Norris?in curch last sunday my pastor was like Jesus could come back anyday, he could come back burring this service! so I thought (day dream thing) *Jeseues walks in* "I'm back!"
okay, let me explain. he ran so fast, that he came back around and hit himself on the head.
Kids wear superman pjs. Superman wear Chuck Norris pjs.
i dont know who he is either
go on google ad look upchuck norris feeling lucky
ever had bubbly water it tastes like crap!
awwwwwwwww, it wont let me! stupid laptop!Theres no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just turned off the sun because it was getting in his eyes.
i dont know if i got it right. my friend told it to me
yeah but bubbly water really tastes like crap!
hmmm, i never had that, dont intend to either.
"who's your favorite singer?""eminem"
"what, the candy?"
"no the wrapper"
"what's so great about the m&m wrapper?"
a guy walks into a room and sees a girl hanging herself by her waist"what are you doing?"
"trying to kill myself"
"aren't you supposed to hang yourself by the neck?"
"i tried but i couldn't breathe"
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Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole flippin bottle
lolA pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ***
lol!
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
lol!What has four legs in the morning
two legs in the afternoon
and three at night?
i worded it wrong but the answer is (view spoiler)
i dont get it
i still dont get it
four legs in the morning= baby crawling on feet and hands
two legs in afternoon= regular man or boy walking on two feet
three legs at night= old lady or man walking with 2 feet and 1 can and 2feet +1 cane = 3 feet
yep. i was fake laughing at that joke in choir going "Oh! My side! Ah! Hahaha!" Me and the girl next to me ended up crakcing up about that rather then the joke.
lol
There isnt such a thing as tornadoes. Chuck norris just doesnt like trailer parks.
no wait
so a horse walks into a bar
no no wait okay so
a guy walks into a horse