1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

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63) Stalk people, mimicking them.

[notyourfriend]

65) Poison the manager and all the workers and blame it on the other customers.

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67) Clear out a shelf and bunk there for the night...or until they kick you out.

[Chelsey (A.K.A. Sely/Sley and Chesney))]

69) Walk up to random people saying "I want to drink your blood!" then bite them

[Chelsey (A.K.A. Sely/Sley and Chesney))]

72) Open packages of salt, dumping them everywhere and yell "The daemons are coming!!"

[Molly]

(Yeah I'll join Rp)
75) fight with someone over an item they have saying, "IT'S MINE!!!!!!!"

[Chelsey (A.K.A. Sely/Sley and Chesney))]

76) Pretend to be a doctor and walk up to random people, asking them if they have applied the prescribed ointment to their 'areas'

[Molly]

77)Dress up as a rabbit and protect the trix cereal

[Chelsey (A.K.A. Sely/Sley and Chesney))]

LOL Molly

78) Go 'Coco for coco puffs'

[Molly]

79) go up to a short person and say, "GIMME BACK MY LUCKY CHARMS

[Chelsey (A.K.A. Sely/Sley and Chesney))]

:P

80) Use monopoly money to pay for everything

[Molly]

81) yell that you're going to sue walmart for stealing your store name idea

[Alice]

82.) run around singing the sesame street theme song.

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83.) Run around throwing handfuls of dust/ sand in everyone's faces. "What? It's fairy dust!"

[Molly]

84) Go into the restroom, and exit standing at the door yelling, "DON'T GO IN THERE! I DROPPED A BOMB"

[Molly]

85) go around holding a sign that says, "Fifteen dollars per trip to your bed"