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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
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Mar 15, 2011 05:21PM
2) Put everything in the wrong places and knocj everything down
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2) Put everything in the wrong places and knocj everything down
(tehe..i have ideas...MWA HAHA!)4) Grab the loudspeaker from an unatended register and scream "EVERYTHING FREE! I REPEAT EVERYTHING IS FREE!" and watch the people grab stuff off of the shelves and leave.
LOL!6) Buy a million stuff and pay in pennies.
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Go to the food section and then proceed to the drink aisle. Open all the jars of Hawaiian Punch and dump them on the floor. Then, tear off your clothes (a bathing suit underneath) and "swim" in the sticky mess.
Go to the food section and then proceed to the drink aisle. Open all the jars of Hawaiian Punch and dump them on the floor. Then, tear off your clothes (a bathing suit underneath) and "swim" in the sticky mess.
9) Get one of everything and bring them to the cashier and ask them "How much is this?" on everything
10) ask to see something in the electronic section case thing, and let them close it. then, ask them to open it again to get something else...so on and so forth...
11) Use a bunch of coupons that are expired.
13) Throw confetti in the air and blow air horns and scream "WOOLOO WOOO WOOO LALAL WOOOO LOOOO WOWOWOLOO!!!!"
14) Buy a bunch of tampons and pass them out to all the men in the store!!!!
lol15) Flirt with the cashiers, men and women.
16) Take all the whip cream and squirtable stuff and spray them all around the store naked.
18) Squirt all the glue and chocolate syrup and ketchup all over the store screaming, "EAT IT!"
19)Grab a nintendo ds,open the box,play it,and when they ask you to stop and pay for it smash it on the floor and run around the store screaning,IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER YEAH!
LOL20) Have a toga party.
LOLOLOL21)Call everyone you see in the store retarded.
22) Ask where the "moonshine" is...
23) Have a milk chugging contest.
24)Kick people in the shin and say RIP OFF ARTIST!
LOL!!L!OLOLO!!25) Act like your fat and knock people down with your stomach.
((I still like my moonshine one....does everyone know what it means?))
((no))
((Its like illegal alcohol that you cant sell at stores, and its like 100% instead of like 30%))
LOL26)Run around saying I LOST MY PARENTS! when someone asks to help you say "I was just doing it to see if people fell for it,"And then grab cheese from the cheese isle and start earing it.
clarinet_friend13 wrote: "((Its like illegal alcohol that you cant sell at stores, and its like 100% instead of like 30%))"((LOL))
((I learned that on the discovery channel. Its usually made in Louisiana, Georgia....the south))
((Hey guys i made a shape shifter Charrie can u check to see if its okay?))
28) Hide in the coats section and jump out at everyone that passes, shouting, 'Welcome to Narnia!'
30) Start LARPing (Live Action Role Playing) as a fish around the shop.
32) Walk around pegging Easter eggs at people screaming, 'Merry Christmas!'
34) Act all sinister and mutter things about how the demons are out to get you. Maybe even scream in pain at one point yelling that they're here.
36) Walk around with a plastic knife (Wouldn't want to be accused of murder here) and start poking people, looking straight ahead and repeatedly saying, "Jab, jab, jab, jab..."
See ya :)
38) Act like a ninja and start kicking people's trolley away, in ninja style of course, and making ninja noises.
38) Act like a ninja and start kicking people's trolley away, in ninja style of course, and making ninja noises.
Hi...again :D
40) Start creeping around with a hunched back going up to people and, in your best raspy voice, going, "What can I do for you, master?"
40) Start creeping around with a hunched back going up to people and, in your best raspy voice, going, "What can I do for you, master?"
42) Run around knocking into as many things as possible, throwing things around the place and just causing a mess in general yelling, "Hulk smash!"
44) Hit on a can of tomato sauce
Ooh, I love this!
46) When something comes up on the intercom, scream and hide and say, "Aaah! It's that voice again!"
46) When something comes up on the intercom, scream and hide and say, "Aaah! It's that voice again!"
48) Walk around humming the theme song for Psych
50) Walk around pointing at empty spaces and waving, like there's a old friend there. Start having a conversation with the imaginary person and when people stare at you like you're crazy go, "And the doctors called me crazy. At least I don't stare at people in the shops..."
((Haha! I did that once, talk in Text Talk (Which I think is the same as internet language). Only it was at school. I just waltzed around going, "Lol", "WTF", "TTYL"))
52) Run around demanding water explaining in a shout that you've just eaten a bucket of wasabi (Which you hopefully haven't...)
52) Run around demanding water explaining in a shout that you've just eaten a bucket of wasabi (Which you hopefully haven't...)
54) Dress like a hobo and act drunk running around screaming "They're all out to get me!
56) Throw beans at everyone yelling, "DEMON BE GONE"
57) run around in your underwear screaming "I AM THE CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNN!!"
58)Go in the changing room and yell, "HEY THE'RES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
which one are you in?
okay, which one do you wanna rp in?
kay, meet ya there?
61) Yell "YOU LIKE BALLSACK??!!" At randomPeople
