Q&A about TC and GR and Such

[janine]

Heidi wrote: "Just for the record, I'm not really a drunk. I feel like I should add that disclaimer for anyone who might assume I'm a lush. "

If you were it wouldn't be funny.

[Heidi]

janine wrote: "If you were it wouldn't be funny."

That's why it was funny to me. :)

[Carol]

1313 members! HELLO!

[Cyril]

Where?

[Sally, la reina]

Behind the ficii.

[Félix]

Did you know that there are hundreds of billions of ficii in the Universe?

[Emily]

I do like some kahlua in my coffee :)

[Emily]

::glug glug::

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Someone just sent me a friend request that said:

"You read misterys and I write them!"

[Mark]

What that person actually means when they write will be a great mistery to myna.

[Sally, la reina]

Did you reply? Did you accept?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Sally wrote: "Did you reply? Did you accept?"

No, the person has shelved 65 books but has 1097 friends. Even if they had not informed me that I "read misterys," I don't befriend people with that ratio.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Also this person and I had NO books in common. Do you know how rare that is? I've never seen it before. That means that a person has not shelved Gone with the Wind, or To Kill a Mockingbird, or Pride and Prejudice, or books that every single other mofo on Goodreads has shelved.

[Sally, la reina]

Heh. I don't even want to know what kind of "misterys" might be shelved.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

::imagines comparing compares shelves with the Canadian::

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Barb wrote: "*compares shelves with LG*

Not great. We only have 10 (read) books in common."

All smut?

[Félix]

I have my shelves desmutted regularly.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Smart to desmut.

[Cynthia]

^this is why I love the Tardis.^

[Sally, la reina]

I wish I had a picture of dead cattle like Clark in the 90s to post as our group masthead.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It would be neat if we had a picture of Clark cow-tipping between the ages of 14-18.

Or attempting and failing to cow tip, note I do not support the practice of cow-tipping. No matter how many times they shove the tip jar in your direction.

[[deleted user]]

Sheesh. When I eventually build up the courage to visit the US, how many animals also expect to be tipped?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Just cows and tigers, Gail.

[Félix]

And maitre d's.

[Sally, la reina]

I have been cow tipping but not successfully.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Perhaps Stephen Covey could help you.

[Félix]

He dead.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Right....his books, though. They live on. In the hearts of office nerds.

[Félix]

I met him. Or have I already said that?

[Sally, la reina]

Who?

[Félix]

Stephen Covey.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

His name always made me think of witches.

[Félix]

When I met him, I said that I had expected him to be taller. He just smiled and looked for someone else to talk to.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

And then you stabbed him with your plastic fork! Excellent.

[Félix]

Were you there?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Where?

[Félix]

At that place. You know.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

No.

[Félix]

Now you're lying.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Am not.

[Félix]

I can tell you are.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Now you're lying.

[Félix]

You're right.

[[deleted user]]

She usualy is.

[Félix]

I can't admit that here.

[Sally, la reina]

Who stabbed Larry?

[Félix]

Stephen Covey.

[[deleted user]]

Larry is making up stories again. It was Larry stabbing Stephen.

[Félix]

Stephen died a couple of weeks ago. Bicycle accident.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Larry stabbed Stephen Covey as he bicycled past him, yelling "Midget!" Covey fell and sustained a head injury, which killed his tiny self several months later.