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You know you're losing it when.....
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Janice
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Feb 26, 2011 12:26PM
You start putting soap on your nail brush and realize it's actually your toothbrush.
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...you get milk from the fridge to add to your coffee and realize you're holding the baby's sippy cup. Like Barb, it took a few seconds to figure out why it didn't seem right.
When I first became an administrator I was really busy and distracted all the time. Once I did Taco Bell drive-thru...ordered...paid...and drove off without my food, not noticing until I got back to my office.
Sit in the wrong lecture at college and don't realise for half an hour.
I've done that, Tayto! I've also sat on the side of the wrong soccer game and become so engrossed in a book that I've not noticed that everyone has packed up and left and I'm sitting on the side of a deserted soccer field.
What was the name of the book that had you so engrossed, RA?I was sitting by the Christmas tree one year when I was young, totally engrossed. My mother hollered at me and I looked up puzzled, only to discover I had picked off all the needles on one spot of the Christmas tree.
when you go to school and realize you forgot your school bag in your room, your cheer uniform at the dry cleaners, your cell phone in the basement and you forgot to wear your stupid uniform sweater...
or when you constantly keep leaving twenty dollar bills in your jeans when they go in the washer.
it just sucks loosing it.
or when you constantly keep leaving twenty dollar bills in your jeans when they go in the washer.
it just sucks loosing it.
Esme wrote: "when you go to school and realize you forgot your school bag in your room, your cheer uniform at the dry cleaners, your cell phone in the basement and you forgot to wear your stupid uniform sweater..."
When you realize that high school has changed quite a bit since you were there.
When you realize that high school has changed quite a bit since you were there.
when you put the milk in the cupboard and the dry oatmeal if the 'fridge and everyone else is looking at you and laughing and you still don't realize what you did! Until they ask you where the milk is.
Especially bad when you discover the milk the next day. :(
I can't tell you how many times I've put cereal in the fridge.
when you hear charlie sheen and get him on anything
Gus wrote: "I can't tell you how many times I've put cereal in the fridge."I keep cereal in the fridge. I keep everything that's been opened up in the fridge except for cooking oil.
once I got up thinking I had overslept: I thought it was 6:10 AM but it was actually 2:30 AM. 1st time I heard Janis Joplin singing "Bobby McGee".
a couple weeks ago i deluded myself into thinking that we lived in chicago where there was a heavy snow storm and went back to bed instead of getting really for school, even though there was only half an inch of snow outside.
Many years ago, I woke up in the middle of the night and realized I might have missed Mother's Day. No calendar, no Internet, couldn't go back to sleep - so, I called 411. The pleasant, probably bored operator told me I hadn't missed it after all.
I worked at a McDonald's in high school. One morning I woke up yelling who ordered the chicken!?I didn't feel so bad when I told my manager he had a reoccurring dream that an Egg McMuffin chased him around trying to eat him.
