This Lady Doesn't *gasp* Respect Horror!

[Aloha]

Thanks, Bryan! I bet we all have a picture like that floating around somewhere. You didn't think I turned out to be my splendorous self overnight? Like Tressa said, we should all post an awkward picture worthy of some laughs. I bet we'll get a lot of braces pictures. I'd like to see pictures of braces that wraps around your head.

Bryan wrote: "omg thoa that picture is awesome, my beautiful little asian MILF, lol, rofl!"

[Aloha]

Tressa, I read subway ads like its a Physics equation, since I'm interested in how they compose an ad to make it influence people.

[Maciek]

Tressa wrote: "Great points. About ten years ago I flipped through a teen Christian series and got hooked and read about ten of them before finally winding down. I'll even read cereal boxes and those organic healing mags from Whole Foods. I just like to read! ."

Well, a lot of people take their reading very seriously, mostly the scholars who cry out that we're doomed if we won't read Shakespeare or Milton. I guess they have a hard time ignoring millions of people who didnt' andlive their lives just like those who did, LOL.

Reading, by definition, is an activity done in your leisure time. Most of these insulting comments come from people who really think that one can't love or appreciate other people...if they don't read a book about it first. LOL. I especially get a kick out of the novels being praised by critics about "an accurate portrayal of an entire generation" while they themselves don't belong to it.

[Maciek]

I once had a picture of me when I was about 8 or so. It was taken outside, and it was rather cold, and I had only my slacks and T-shirt on. So I pulled my slacks right up to my chin and walked around like a big damn sausage. I wish I still had it to show you guys, but for now the best you can do is imagine it in your wise heads.

[KumeKei]

I have a picture when I'm about 5yo and I look like Chuckie from Child's Play.

I'll scan it and upload it sometime.

[Aloha]

After we upload all these pictures, people would really have a good reason to not respect Horror. LMAO!!!

[Johnny]

It's your thing , do what you wanna' do.
I can't tell you who to sock it to.

[Kasia]

Tressa wrote: "I was checking out the Goodreads Feedback section, and someone was complaining about how the Recommended Groups feature chooses groups that they have no interest in. Most of the people were recomme..."

Im sure the horror world doent want her either.. ha..

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I am of the opinion that good portion of the planet has terrible taste in entertainment. So, this woman's post doesn't shock me.

[Aloha]

Yeah, Kasia. She's regurgitated food! LMAO!

[Tressa]

Kasia wrote: "Tressa wrote: "I was checking out the Goodreads Feedback section, and someone was complaining about how the Recommended Groups feature chooses groups that they have no interest in. Most of the peop..."

We reject you, oh Horror Hater.

[Aloha]

We more than reject you. We projectile vomit pea soup on you, Horror Hater!!!

[Tressa]

We force you to spend two weeks in Hill House, O Horror Hater!

[Maciek]

We cast on you the curse of reading the great classical works...The Scarlet Letter, Moby Dick and Ulysses...IN A ROW!

[John]

Kumekei wrote: "I have a picture when I'm about 5yo and I look like Chuckie from Child's Play.

I'll scan it and upload it sometime."

Chuckie is freaky. So are any dolls / puppets that come to life.

As for someone hating a book genre, not cool. At least some folks are reading something.

[Amanda]

And of course War and Peace!

[Aloha]

And War and Peas!

War and Peace is on my list to read on my deathbed when I have nothing better to do but die.

[Aloha]

Tressa, I forgot to mention that my mom sewed our outfits not knowing a lick of English. She followed the diagrams.

[Bobbie]

Johnny wrote: "It's your thing , do what you wanna' do.
I can't tell you who to sock it to."

I so have this song stuck in my head now LOL

[Tressa]

Maciek wrote: "We cast on you the curse of reading the great classical works...The Scarlet Letter, Moby Dick and Ulysses...IN A ROW!"

Uh uh. She will be forced to read...Our Mutual Friend. A book as dry as toast.

[Tressa]

Bobbie wrote: "Johnny wrote: "It's your thing , do what you wanna' do.
I can't tell you who to sock it to."

I so have this song stuck in my head now LOL"

Oh, God. I hate that song; used in too many commercials.

[Tressa]

Aloha wrote: "Tressa, I forgot to mention that my mom sewed our outfits not knowing a lick of English. She followed the diagrams."

That's some talent. It takes me hours to read instructions before I get the gist of what they want me to do.

[Aloha]

No, she should be sentenced to read Samuel Beckett. She wouldn't understand what the heck he's talking about. I went to the library to check out his book The Lost Ones. The last time it was checked out was 4 years ago.

Tressa wrote: "Maciek wrote: "We cast on you the curse of reading the great classical works...The Scarlet Letter, Moby Dick and Ulysses...IN A ROW!"

Uh uh. She will be forced to read...[book:Our Mutual Friend|31..."

[Kasia]

Aloha wrote: "Yeah, Kasia. She's regurgitated food! LMAO!"

Lots of great replies here, she's pretty much covered in barf by now, Ala Exorcist, how fitting :P

[Johnny]

Bobbie wrote: "Johnny wrote: "It's your thing , do what you wanna' do.
I can't tell you who to sock it to."

I so have this song stuck in my head now LOL"

Glad I could be of service

[Johnny]

Send Horror haters to the Cremation Station...Johnny Flora

[Tressa]

Kasia wrote: "Aloha wrote: "Yeah, Kasia. She's regurgitated food! LMAO!"

Lots of great replies here, she's pretty much covered in barf by now, Ala Exorcist, how fitting :P"

Yeah, Aloha's barf threat's the best of the bunch.

[Kasia]

Tressa wrote: "Kasia wrote: "Aloha wrote: "Yeah, Kasia. She's regurgitated food! LMAO!"

Lots of great replies here, she's pretty much covered in barf by now, Ala Exorcist, how fitting :P"

Yeah, Aloha's barf t..."

I feel strangely at home here, barf or not haha.

[Aloha]

Kasia, you can sit on the couch, drink your beer and pick your nose here.

[Bandit]

yeah, drink all you want, just watch what you eat ;)

[Aloha]

Make sure you eat a lot of pea soup. You'll never known when a Horror Hater comes along.

[Bandit]

yeah, that sounds...nice and vegetarian lol

hey, cannibal lady, did you check out my awesome dedication to you in a James and the Giant Leech game?

[Aloha]

No. I'll have to check. Do I need to sharpen my knives?

[Bandit]

you mean they are ever dull?

[Aloha]

Anything that takes me more than one quick slice is dull.

Check the game, Bandit. I paid you back with a dedication of my own.

[Bandit]

Most excellent...if only there were ever guarantees that I should enjoy your knife as much as your wit :)

[Aloha]

But you will, you will, Bandit. My knife is as sharp as my wit. It takes only one pleasurable slice. You'll be smiling as your body slides away from each other.

[Bandit]

kinky...no, scary...no,kinky...no, scary

[Aloha]

It's my specialty, to bring out strong waves of emotion...;o)

[Gary]

Aloha wrote: "It's my specialty, to bring out strong waves of emotion...;o)"
I know I am getting excited listening to this conversation. Its kinda like a friendly,sexy girlfight!

[Aloha]

Gary, only a horror guy would find this sexy. LOL That's why we stick together.

[Aloha]

Oh, wait, "stick together" sounds sexual, too. Darn, can anything come out of my mouth...er...keyboard... that doesn't sound sexual?

[Bandit]

that yet remains to be seen...

[Aloha]

Worms would have finished devouring your carcass and converted it into rich dirt before that happens, Bandit.

[Bandit]

Thank you, cannibal lady, no one ever mentions how environmentally safe and recycle friendly zombies are

[Aloha]

I'm a very aware cannibal lady.